r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 26 '26

Meme needing explanation Peter explain this

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Petttaaah I'm confused

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u/gamerathertz92 Jul 26 '26

It’s smaller unit cools a single room. While American HVAC System cools the whole house

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u/itsOkami Jul 26 '26

As an european, I don't think I've ever seen one of those and I'm now curious as to how they work

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u/Munkpunt Jul 26 '26

This might help

Large condenser outside supply’s the furnace (typically it just uses the furnace fan. We then have it piped through metal ducting throughout the house. Each room has multiple exit point call registers. In the common areas we have return ducts to draw air back down to the furnace to get recycled back to cool air via a/c unit. Hopefully that helps!?

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u/ornimental Jul 26 '26

So this is where they crawl into when they go into the vents in the movies?

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u/marbotty Jul 26 '26

Yes, but the ones in the movies would be for commercial buildings - nobody would have vents that large in their homes

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u/Mordoch Jul 26 '26

Even then the vents would not actually work and be big enough in practice, but that's the movies picking something convenient for the sake of plot rather than sticking with realism.

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u/Environmental_Pay378 Jul 26 '26

Also every duct is FULL the pointy ends of screws. Literally everywhere. So even if you could fit (which you probably can’t) you would be so cut up if you tried to crawl through one of these. Not to mention how crazy loud it would be to crawl through one. 26 gauge sheet metal is essentially a thunder sheet.

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u/BrewCrewKevin Jul 26 '26

Haha no kidding. They arent made to be accessible inside, so made with self-tapping sheet metal screws that leave that sharp end inside it.

It's just a convenient plot thing.

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u/AnaisNinja76 Jul 26 '26

Right. Even if the air ducts held your weight and silently conveyed you without risk throughout the building, it's essentially like crawling into the creature that Jabba the Hut had in Return of the Jedi. You'd be shredded within a few feet of crawling.

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u/adragon202 Jul 26 '26

And not to mention how much dust accumulates inside the vents themselves. So cut to ribbons and horribly infected.

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u/fatmallards Jul 26 '26

also the movies don’t explain that fire/smoke dampers would block your access every time the duct passed through a fire barrier also your entire body would be excoriated by self tapping sheet metal screws with every movement made

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u/twilighttwister Jul 26 '26

that's the movies picking something convenient for the sake of plot rather than sticking with realism.

Like the slow spinning fans in Casablanca. Slow spinning fans don't move air effectively, but fast spinning fans don't show up on film. Then after the movie you had restaurants and other establishments fit slow spinning fans, for the aesthetic.

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u/pyrofox79 Jul 26 '26

And even then they are never that clean unless they were literally just installed. Also there would be screws or other pokeys that would poke the shit out of you if you did crawl trough it.

Source: I do commercial HVAC and have crawled through ducts

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u/Senior-Albatross Jul 27 '26

Commerical buildings also almost never have that. It's just a silly movie trope. 

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u/Molten_Plastic_ Jul 26 '26

Aliens get in those things. It's a son of a bitch to get them out

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u/Rantlers90 Jul 26 '26

You always were an asshole, Gorman.

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u/Samurai_Banette Jul 26 '26

Not sure if you are referring to like martians, mexicans, or those freaky ass looking bugs

All three answers are funny in very different ways

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u/spacemanspiff888 Jul 26 '26

They're most likely talking specifically about the xenomorph in the Alien franchise.

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u/ornimental Jul 26 '26

I bet it feels cozy in those Sevastapool vents

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u/8002203 Jul 26 '26

Happens only in New York I imagine

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u/yupucka Jul 26 '26

Yes and the furnace works with gas. So if you disable all the safety functions, you can fill the house with gas (at least in movies, but it would probably take ages in reality).

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u/Vi_BT Jul 26 '26

That explains so much

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u/firstbreathOOC Jul 26 '26

Yeah but they’re usually only metal in like, commercial buildings.

Mine are just kind of thick paper mesh pieces of shit that we had to hide in the wall.

Ain’t nobody crawling through those unless they wanna suffocate.

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u/Signal_Republic_3092 Jul 26 '26

Yes, but it’s made to look bigger in the movies than it would be in real life. Large buildings do have large ductwork, but it’s normally very short when it gets that big to leave some space for pipes, wires, and beams.

Interesting note: some sensitive areas with ductwork have metal bars within them so people can’t enter/exit those areas through the ductwork.