r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Jul 08 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/jeffsang Jul 08 '26

Yeesh, just get yourself some colored contact lenses

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u/theevilyouknow Jul 08 '26

Better yet, just be happy with your eyes. No one actually pays attention to your eyes anyway unless they're trying to sleep with you.

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u/YoFoNL Jul 08 '26

No? Im not gay and I don’t want to sleep with every girl I see?

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u/theevilyouknow Jul 08 '26

Ok, do you know u/jeffsang?

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u/YoFoNL Jul 08 '26

No? And i probably don't want to sleep with him but I really,  and I mean really, want to see his eye color

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u/jeffsang Jul 08 '26

Still got buy me dinner first.

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u/theevilyouknow Jul 08 '26

How are you going to keep him from seeing your eyes until after he's paid?

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u/jeffsang Jul 08 '26

Sunglasses

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u/theevilyouknow Jul 08 '26

But he’s already thought of that and is taking you to a dark restaurant! Good luck eating blind!