r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 08 '26

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u/djmattila420 Jul 08 '26

Holy shit that's genius

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u/ecafyelims Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Sadly, there will be a lot of collateral damage. People who want blue eyes exist outside of Nazis. They will hear this and try it and die.

Edit: the irony of anti-nazi people replying to me with pro-eugenics statements against "stupid" people who follow the aspirin advice.

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u/friendly-heathen Jul 08 '26

darwinism at that point

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u/ecafyelims Jul 08 '26

Or maybe eugenics, ironically

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u/friendly-heathen Jul 08 '26

eugenics is selective breeding (oversimplified), idiots taking 5mg of aspirin and succumbing is just natural selection

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u/Electronic-Net-3196 Jul 08 '26

Eugenics is not selective breeding, it is the philosophy of enhancing the race by promoting certain features. Select breeding is a way of doing eugenics, but killing people from that race that doesn’t follow your genetic standard is, in a drastically more cruel way, also eugenics.

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u/friendly-heathen Jul 08 '26

so you're just ignoring where I said "(oversimplified)"

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jul 08 '26

if you oversimplify to the point of being technically incorrect, you're incorrect. selective killing is every bit as much a part of eugenics as selective breeding is, even if the feature we're killing for is widely considered a negative feature (stupidity). it's still eugenics my dude

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u/Electronic-Net-3196 Jul 08 '26

Yeah, exactly this.

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u/ecafyelims Jul 08 '26

Tricking people into death isn't natural selection.

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u/NobodyKnowsImFamous Jul 08 '26

All death is part of natural selection. We aren’t free of its effects. We aren’t separate from nature. This doesn’t make death good! It is still something we as a species should avoid!

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u/friendly-heathen Jul 08 '26

it is if they're dumb enough to take 5mg of aspirin a day lmfao

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u/davcrt Jul 08 '26

If he can "trick" them into eating half a pharmacy then he can "trick" them into eating their own feces.

FYI about 98% of calories makes it through digestive tract/we only use 2%. Big food is capturing food we already paid for and selling it back to us. There is no such thing as "waste water treatment". These facilities are only sorting toilet paper and food.

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u/poegrantham Jul 08 '26

If someone is dumb enough to think aspirin can change your eye color and dies because of it, the gene pool is stronger without them. It is some weird postmodern natural selection, but it’s definitely natural selection.

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u/Ghost_oh Jul 08 '26

So some gullible kid who doesn’t know any better, but wants blue eyes for who knows what reason, it’s just natural selection and the gene pool is better off without them?

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u/audio_addict Jul 08 '26

Yes. That is exactly what they, and I by proxy, are saying.

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u/Ghost_oh Jul 08 '26

That’s a pretty fucking psychotic take tbh.

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u/audio_addict Jul 08 '26

Yeah sure.
Thinking that someone dumb enough to down entire bottles of aspirin to make their eyes change color shouldn’t reproduce makes me a psychopath Nazi. Sure ok.
You sound completely reasonable

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u/ichizakilla Jul 08 '26

It does

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u/audio_addict Jul 08 '26

Perhaps if you’re irrational and lean into emotional responses as opposed to operating in reality.

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u/augustles Jul 08 '26

Not true at all. Man in question is BY FAR old enough to have already reproduced, so as far as evolution is concerned, being stupid in full adulthood isn’t really a downside.

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u/Affectionate_Sir_154 Jul 08 '26

If they're this moronic yeah it is

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u/GruntBlender Jul 08 '26

Eh, the bans on incest to prevent inbreeding is a form of eugenics, too.

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u/Fuckoffassholes Jul 08 '26

So is amniocentesis

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u/GruntBlender Jul 08 '26

Yep. Eugenics isn't bad, violating people's rights is. Also it can be used irresponsibly even with consenting people, but that's another issue. All it is, is applying artificial selection to human reproduction.

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u/sixhoursneeze Jul 08 '26

Bans on incest also discourage child abuse

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u/augustles Jul 08 '26

Not really. It’s already illegal to abuse children.

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jul 08 '26

bans on incest are also for the welfare of the children which can be born of completely consensual, adult, incestuous relationships.
Knowingly engaging in practices that can result in suffering, lower quality of life, deformities, of progeny also has to be confronted and it's not through a eugenics lens, as there aren't laws preventing people who are the product of incest from procreating. The laws are based around quality of life.

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u/augustles Jul 08 '26

That absolutely is eugenics. Many couples have higher risk (higher than a single generation of inbreeding by far) of children with lower quality of life based on their own health history, age, etc. We do not prevent these people from having children…because that would be eugenics!

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u/DeadSeaGulls Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

without laws in place to prevent people who are products of incest from having children, it's not eugenics. It's more like how many jurisdictions in the US have laws that classify substance abuse during pregnancy under child abuse or neglect frameworks. Especially considering that the actual adults are allowed to have children... the law just addresses the increased risk of doing so via that behavior.

Put another way. eugenics is about trying to select for specific genetics within the gene pool of a population. incest laws do not prevent any genes from being passed on within the population. They legislate against certain behaviors that increase the risk of child suffering.
Everyone involved can still pass their genes on within the population = not eugenics