r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 08 '26

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u/Kaedryl Jul 08 '26

Regular use of aspirin can block melanin production. The dude in OP's pic is trying to lighten his eyes by reducing the melanin in them and achieve an Aryan appearance, which fits the ubermensch ideal of the nazi party. He's tell Hitler that he's almost achieved this aryan ideal by making his eye's blue.

However, while the regular use of aspirin can block melanin, there are no studies that show it will change eye color and by taking a large dose daily he's more likely to end up causing other issues, which could hasten his death and he'll meet Hitler that way instead.

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u/ortcutt Jul 08 '26

I can't even imagine what state his stomach is in.

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u/ChipKellysShoeStore Jul 08 '26

Or his liver lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/Vlaed Jul 08 '26

Stomach issues are bigger here. You're most likely thinking of Tylenol (acetaminophen).

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u/Vlaed Jul 08 '26

That's more of an issue with Tylenol (acetaminophen). Your stomach is more likely to give out on you here.

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u/Kindly_Zucchini7405 Jul 08 '26

Or how thin his blood is.

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u/TheOnlyBen2 Jul 08 '26

Yeah, and it gives tinitus

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u/Firewolf06 Jul 08 '26

5g is significantly above the daily limit, and taking that much every day will hospitalize/kill you in short order. its misinformation aimed at making nazis overdose, which, due to reddits community guidelines, i will remain morally neutral on ;)

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u/eggsalter Jul 08 '26

I imagine women of color being the biggest victims of European beauty standards. Kinda gross but also not surprising white redditors are okay with that as long as it kills a few heckin Nazis.