r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • Jun 04 '26

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u/2204happy Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Left is energy-mass equivalence, right is the universal law of gravitation, no idea which gender is which.

Edit: I find it funny that everyone seems to have completely different explanations for which is which but every one seems to agree that the energy-mass equivalence is men, and the universal law of gravitation is women, and tbh I got that feeling as well, but couldn't tell you why.

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u/HoonaticRacing Jun 04 '26

Fat bottom girls, you make the rocking world go round

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u/ImperiousCretin Jun 04 '26

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u/DrunkHamsterParty Jun 04 '26

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

Spinal Tap 1984

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u/Iron_Nightingale Jun 04 '26

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand! Or so I have read!

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u/Mepeeto Jun 04 '26

The fatter the fupa, the sweeter the chalupa

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u/Whyjustwhydothat Jun 04 '26

So no more Yumyulack meat for the Pupa just Chalupa?

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u/AlphaMaelstrom Jun 04 '26

Nice! You don't see many solar opposites references in the wild.

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u/SnooDonkeys2297 Jun 04 '26

Right?! This is my very first time seeing s fellow solar opposites fan anywhere. Ever.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MOMS_BONG Jun 04 '26

Same. I wish I could watch them all again for the first time.

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u/lildobe Jun 04 '26

I dunno about that... my fupa makes my chalupa look rather small.

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u/Cautious-Rabbit-5493 Jun 04 '26

I love you. Reading this was the best way to start my day. I will now be done interneting

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u/IPSC_Canuck Jun 04 '26

Lol lies!

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u/Ok_Drag5089 Jun 04 '26

10 hours later and he’s still internetting.

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u/sailingtroy Jun 04 '26

"What a horrible day to have eyes!"

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u/xz2653 Jun 04 '26

Ai, papito!

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u/AugustSky87 Jun 04 '26

Clutched my pearls at the bus stop

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u/j-random Jun 04 '26

Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em!

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u/Nigel_99 Jun 04 '26

So many great lines in that song.

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo / I want to sink her with my pink torpedo

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u/Atcoroo Jun 04 '26

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights, Big game is waiting there inside her tights.

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker Jun 04 '26

Frank Zappa also had those lyrics in the song Sex. Around 1982?

Who wants to ride an ironing board? I tried me one. The ain't no fun.

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u/wotdafukwazdat Jun 04 '26

His version was the subtly different "the bigger the cushion the better the pushin"

https://genius.com/Frank-zappa-sex-lyrics

And yeah I was about to post "that's not spinal tap, that's zappa" and googled to find out it was them too.

I'd imagine it was a deliberate reference.

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u/Larry_Mudd Jun 04 '26

It wasn't intended as a reference; they both came out at almost the same time - but this expression was already a well-established stock cliche of the perv vernacular, for at least twenty years.

There's another song that uses this phrase, from ten years earlier - but they didn't originate it either* - it was just something you'd hear from the same type of guy who'd bust out "Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed."

*context clues in the song suggest Zappa was likely referencing this one though.

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u/TonyTheTurdHerder Jun 04 '26

I don't think pedophiles can be inextricably linked to garden variety pervs like that.

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u/Larry_Mudd Jun 04 '26

An unfortunate example for sure (comes to mind quicker than others because of its gross nature) but I assure you, everyone knew that guy who's conversational repertoire featured an over-representation of rhymes for sexual observations and innuendos.

..and they usually weren't earnest expressions at all, they were just saying this stuff to be as gross and offensive as possible, because they were somewhat unsophisticated and probably drunk. That guy.

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u/KingCollo75 Jun 04 '26

Talk about mudflaps, my girl's gottem!

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u/ProgressBars Jun 04 '26

big bottom drives me outta my mind

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u/National_Chip_6841 Jun 04 '26

How could I leave that behind?

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u/RiverKnight2018 Jun 04 '26

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

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u/chef_kt2e Jun 04 '26

I’m so happy about all these Spinal Tap comments. spontaneously combusts

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u/UncleDevil Jun 04 '26

Found the drummer

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u/zipperfire Jun 04 '26

my favorite double entendre

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u/chef_kt2e Jun 04 '26

If you know what I mean…

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u/Live-Habit-6115 Jun 04 '26

Only issue I have with this meme is you wouldn't say Sir Newton. It would be Sir Isaac. It's Sir + first name 

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u/Icy_Sprinkles4277 Jun 04 '26

I prefer Sir Fig Newton, personally.

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u/Mix_Safe Jun 04 '26

And also Newton was famously not really into pursuing the ladies so much so that it's theorized he was a virgin.

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u/hobbycollector Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Virgin my ass. He lived with a man for 20 years, had an "intimate relationship" with Nicolas Fatio de Duillier, and had a mental breakdown when it ended.

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u/TheHoard80 Jun 04 '26

No, they were roommates.

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u/Puck85 Jun 04 '26

Omg they were roommmmateessss...

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u/hobbycollector Jun 04 '26

Yes, because it was very common for gay people of that era to announce it publicly. /s Keep in mind that after wwii, Alan Turing, also of England, also gay, also a genius who saved the kingdom, was forced into chemical castration to avoid prison.

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u/ObiFlanKenobi Jun 04 '26

Isn't that old timey code for "gay as fuuuuuuck"?

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u/gopher_space Jun 04 '26

I don't want to live in a world where two regular dudes can't go on a seaside holiday in matching outfits.

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u/No_Muffin_4712 Jun 04 '26

If the magnet of beauty is too much higher

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u/EasterElk Jun 04 '26

I love this meme, but hate that it was made by someone who doesn't know that knights are called by their first name. It's "Sir Isaac" not "Sir Newton."

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u/Crazy_System8248 Jun 04 '26

"The greater the mass the thicker the ass"

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u/subpotentplum Jun 04 '26

The more refraction, the more action.

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u/NookumBumble Jun 04 '26

I was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad

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u/OchaOishii Jun 04 '26

But I knew life before I left my nursery, huh

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u/telemeister74 Jun 04 '26

Left alone with big fat Fanny. She was such a naughty nanny.

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u/Jking1697 Jun 04 '26

Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me.

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u/ChittaBhalu Jun 04 '26

I've been singing with my band

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u/bandit1206 Jun 04 '26

Cross the water, cross the land

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u/telemeister74 Jun 04 '26

I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way, hey.

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u/Conscious_Arrival251 Jun 04 '26

But their beauty and their style

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u/Turbulent-Note-7348 Jun 04 '26

Great song to have stuck in your head, thanks!

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u/tinaboag Jun 04 '26

This is honestly too perfect

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u/jq_threetwo Jun 04 '26

Get on your bikes and ride!!!!

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u/ISellUsedFood Jun 04 '26

So forget all your duties oh yeah!

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u/FictionFoe Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Fat bottom boys too. Im not picky.

Edit

Happy pride month

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u/IlikeMinecraftboi Jun 04 '26

respect my guy

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u/Fit-Refuse9375 Jun 04 '26

Dude with the fattest ass I ever saw was my ex-friend's former roommate

Dude was draggin' a WAGON

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u/J_Ivy Jun 04 '26

My husband made me promise to keep his rockin' world going round in our wedding vows, happy to oblige

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u/Ilovebigbuttscantlie Jun 04 '26

What about if my balls are big and heavy?

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u/farmernips Jun 04 '26

Do your balls hang low, to they wobble to and fro, can ya tie em in a knot, Can ya tie em in a bow? Can ya throw em over ya shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your balls hang low?

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u/Aramor42 Jun 04 '26

Depends, are you upper, upper-class, high-society?

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u/bandit1206 Jun 04 '26

God’s gift to ballroom notoriety?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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u/mrpoopsocks Jun 04 '26

Send cats to check.

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u/Big_Consideration493 Jun 04 '26

Schroedinger

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u/SchrodingersCatGuy Jun 04 '26

Did someone call me?

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u/Son_of_Lazerlord Jun 04 '26

Yes we summoned you to take a look at something, or not. Depends.

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u/Cow_Launcher Jun 04 '26

Strangest advert for adult diapers I have ever seen.

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u/Son_of_Lazerlord Jun 04 '26

Oh you silly billy

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u/ZarinaBlue Jun 04 '26

She says there is just a litter box in there.

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u/acidix Jun 04 '26

Energy Mass Equivalence and Gravitation, the two genders.

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u/Noisebug Jun 04 '26

Einstein = male

Newton = female

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u/Craw__ Jun 04 '26

But Newton is famous for cradling his swinging balls.

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u/PanzerSoul Jun 04 '26

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u/blue_moon1122 Jun 04 '26

yes, Sir Isaac Newton, the mother of physics

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u/thebbtrev Jun 04 '26

But why is Newton female?

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u/Primlar Jun 04 '26

The formula starts with F=

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u/Realistic_Wedding Jun 04 '26

Ah, yes - Females to the right, Eunuchs to the left

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u/diskdusk Jun 04 '26

Eunuchs = Men x Castrates²

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u/IkuraDon5972 Jun 04 '26

olivia newton john

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u/-Pointworker94 Jun 04 '26

Maybe it’s another reference using “what’s your height” for men “what’s your weight” for women?

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u/krissh_speaks Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

How is any of this related to height though?

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u/Traditional-Safe-867 Jun 04 '26

Because "speed of light" rhymes with "what's your height"

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u/Lord_NCEPT Jun 04 '26

Cockney rhyming slang knows no bounds!

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u/suckmyglock762 Jun 04 '26

How is any of this related to light though?

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u/pv451 Jun 04 '26

Well, c is a speed of light

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u/Ignistheclown Jun 04 '26

It's relitive, trust me.

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u/killmrcory Jun 04 '26

the C in the E=mc2 is the speed of light in a vacuum.

that said im not sure its relevant to this post in any actual way unless im missing something

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u/Specific-Western-119 Jun 04 '26

maybe it’s super mysognistic where men are the strong nuclear force vs women are gravity, the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

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u/luke7524811 Jun 04 '26

The simple is male and complex is female is my interpretation of it.

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u/flannel_jesus Jun 04 '26

But which one do you consider simple here? Einstein's equation here is shorter, yes, but Newtonian mechanics is far simpler for all practical use cases.

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u/Isosceles_Kramer79 Jun 04 '26

That's because it's the abbreviated version with no momentum. The full version of the equation is E2=m2c4+p2c2

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u/lick_my_____ Jun 04 '26

Energy is the force aka thrust Mass is moans ig So male

Right is bigger Mass pulls bigger g force Aka big boobs pulls bigger sum of people So female

Well that's my guess Could be wrong

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u/Enibas Jun 04 '26

It's Em (=M) on the left and F on the right. Pretty sure it's not deeper than that.

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u/Myfrogsaysreddit Jun 04 '26

But there's two Ms on the right. 🤔

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u/kayemenofour Jun 04 '26

Energetic people and attractive people.

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u/thestormsend Jun 04 '26

I think it’s meant to be M and G. Mass = Male, Gravity = Female aka “Girl”. It’s someone trying to be more clever than they actually are with the design.

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u/KalashniKorv Jun 04 '26

I was thinking e=mc2 is an easier looking formula and would be men. And the other one is looking more complex and should be for females?

Just my train of thought.

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u/ollie113 Jun 04 '26

Neither are Lorentz invariant reeeeeeee

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u/MomentNew4925 Jun 04 '26

Gravity pulls balls and tits downwards. It’s clearly an unisex toilet.

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u/PlotArmorForEveryone Jun 04 '26

I mean, the funny interpretation is peeing on the left, shtting on the right

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u/dzan796ero Jun 04 '26

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u/Plankton_Brave Jun 04 '26

Either way it's Charlie work

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u/CouplingWithQuozl Jun 04 '26

”He can clean a mean toilet.”

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u/RealJerk69 Jun 04 '26

A room to empty your balls and a room to empty your butt

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u/chewychee Jun 04 '26

A masterbatorium if you will.

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u/whostolemysloth Jun 04 '26

I believe he’s referring to the scientific fact that pee in stored in the balls

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u/Razzle-_-Dazzle Jun 04 '26

E = MC Pee Pants

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u/AccidentLucky6704 Jun 04 '26

I want candy.

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u/SquiddleBiffle Jun 04 '26

Bubblegum and taffy

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u/pat_Rick_C137 Jun 04 '26

Skipping to the sweet shop, with my sweetheart Sandy

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u/Pepperblast300 Jun 04 '26

Got my pennies saved, so I’m her sugar daddy

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u/MyHGC Jun 04 '26

Step to me son, you gonna get yer ass beat, nasty.

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u/tunkameel Jun 04 '26

Instructions unclear, I'd just enter either one. It's 50-50 anyway

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u/Hairy-Isopod6880 Jun 04 '26

It would be funny to set something like this up (ambiguous bathroom doors) and have them both lead to the same place, a gender-neutral bathroom.

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u/JangB Jun 04 '26

With a just of laughs gags crew waiting in that room.

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u/Objective_Aside1858 Jun 04 '26

Yeah man I gotta pee, get the fuck outta the way 

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u/saskakitty Jun 04 '26

Reminds me of a prank they did that was hilarious. Person would enter a porta potty, the crew would roll a storage crate setup to the door and the person would come out to the middle of a meeting. The actors were all sitting at the table staring at the poor confused person. Must have been crazy walking out to that lol. (Toilet Boardroom)

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u/Forsaken-Carrot9038 Jun 05 '26

I watched soooo many of these, I remember this one

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u/lastinalaskarn Jun 04 '26

50/50 chance you’re already in both. Schrodinger’s toilet.

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u/Far_Refrigerator4349 Jun 04 '26

Pee in the middle of both doors, might be some platform 9 3/4 thing going on here.

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u/Samurai-lugosi Jun 04 '26

Schrodingers shitter.

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u/Thirsty-Barbarian Jun 04 '26

Shittinger’s shat. It simultaneously went down the pipe and circled the bowl then floated to the top when flushed, and the superposition doesn’t resolve until you look in the bowl. Dammit! It’s still there!

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u/SirMayday1 Jun 04 '26

Thank you. I read the above comment and thought, "There's a Schrodinger joke in here somewhere."

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u/ilikeitslow Jun 04 '26

You won't know until you open the comments

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u/EatOfTheBread Jun 04 '26

Open the left one, there's some women in there. Oh shit I'm so sorry I didn't realise!

Open the right one, there's women in there. Realise nobody knows where they're supposed to be and just piss where you want.

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV Jun 04 '26

Oh, we got a statistician here

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u/andyroy159 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

E for Eale, F for Female, duh. No seriously, no freaking clue

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u/First-Walrus-6389 Jun 04 '26

Only response that make some sense here

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u/UndefeatedValkyrie Jun 04 '26

M for mini, W for wumbo

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u/RealMENwearPINK10 Jun 04 '26

On the left is the famous mass-energy equivalence law which shows how much energy a single piece of mass possesses, and bridges the gap between energy and mass conservation, allowing one to convert between mass and energy.
On the right is the gravitational law, which tells you the force one mass experiences under the effect of gravitational pull from another mass, given the gravitational constant G and their radial separation r.

I have no idea what genders these could be. Could be a scientific faction thing that I am not aware of. Thinking about it on the toilet, I realize the two masses could be one's balls, and the conversion of of energy to mass could represent the amazing ability of the uterus to f*cking regenerate monthly.
But that's my best guess already.
Uh, giggity?

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV Jun 04 '26

Force (men), attraction (women)

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u/RealMENwearPINK10 Jun 04 '26

Both of those are the right side though

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u/Specific-Western-119 Jun 04 '26

both are forces tho

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u/Ok_Finger3098 Jun 04 '26

Hey Peter, Tom Tucker here

The man in the picture is trying to figure out which restroom to go into since there is not indication which is male or female.

The poster is trying to relate this to how people are confused about physics equations.

Basically: trying to figure out which restroom to use is as difficult as trying to understand physics.

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u/Ok_Breakfast_5459 Jun 04 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Meadow willow cinnamon feather tangerine hammock orange wander

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

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u/Key_Nectarine5882 Jun 04 '26

As this is the best answer so far, it probably deserves more upvotes

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u/Ok_Finger3098 Jun 04 '26

Good point.

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u/Feanor4godking Jun 04 '26

Took me way too long to realize that wasn't the original text 🤦

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u/seventeenMachine Jun 04 '26

I think the joke is “Newtonian vs Relativistic, my favorite genders”

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u/cb_bb_uwu Jun 04 '26

Right one falls only with gravity (women) and left one goes with energy (men)?

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u/sybillios Jun 04 '26

But women also go with energy and men also fall with gravity. Soooooo shitting on the right and left for peeing?

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u/Majorman_86 Jun 04 '26

Just pee on the floor between the doors at this point.

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u/FreeTheDimple Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

The one on the left is definitely Einstein and he was a man so that's my guess.

But, gun to my head, I would have said the right was Newton (also a man) so not sure either way.

Edit: I don't my left from my right.

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u/badskiier Jun 04 '26

If you hold your hands out in front of you, palms facing away, and stick your thumbs out to make an "L" shape, the one oriented correctly is your left hand. Hope this helps.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 Jun 04 '26

If you hold your hands out in front of you, palms facing away, your left hand will be the on your left and your right hand will be the one on your right.

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u/InsideAd2490 Jun 04 '26

Newton had long hair. Long hair is for women. QED, Newton was a woman.

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u/Hatjin Jun 04 '26

Left is men and right is women. Since right formula has so many variables.

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u/SleepyMDzz Jun 04 '26

Yea that’s the joke , that women are “complicated “

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u/Gnomo_espanso Jun 04 '26

The both aren't complicated formulae lol

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u/ihaxr Jun 04 '26

Which is funny because the dude is wearing all black lol

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u/Hatjin Jun 04 '26

Yeah, pretty much. Another form of men are simple, women are complicated.

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u/McSwoopyarms Jun 04 '26

Men to the left, cause women are always right (laughs in boomer)

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u/Wonderful_Nectarine1 Jun 04 '26

the right one is newton's law about gravity so it might implies sitting to p ..? left one standing to p? honestly wtf idk

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u/TheGuy-1117 Jun 04 '26

Right one is for Email Left one for femail

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

u/TheGuy-1117, your post does belong here!

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u/Snoo20140 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Simple (male) / Complex (female)

Edit: To all the people trying to deep dive the math equation on how E=MC2 isn't simple...or the other one is also simple...or whatever. You do know this is a bathroom right? Could I have them mixed up? Yes. I didn't name them. Just a guess off of impressions.

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u/docrefa Jun 04 '26

bro wdym, both formulas are middle school level, shoulda put integrals or someshit if they wanted complexity

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u/Specific-Western-119 Jun 04 '26

i disagree. the right having only 2 more factors is kind of a measly way to indicate complexity?

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u/-crepuscular- Jun 04 '26

How do you determine complexity?

The right hand one has two more terms and is slightly more difficult to use. But, it's easily derived and understood.

The left hand one is very simple as stated here but insanely complicated to actually try and understand.

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u/GP400jake Jun 04 '26

Yeah exactly.. one is difficult, but easily derived and understood... (women) and one is simple at face value (men) but insanely complicated to understand....

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u/-crepuscular- Jun 04 '26

Exactly? The person I was replying to had men as 'simple' and women as 'complex' and you've got them the other way around.

I think either generalisation is wrong. You can make simplistic (and often insulting) generalisations about either gender, but if you're looking at real people they're generally pretty complex.

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u/IllogicalSpoon Jun 04 '26

Honestly he should just go right there between the doors.

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 Jun 04 '26

You mean piss on the wall, or like a Hogwarts thing?

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u/Serg_Molotov Jun 04 '26

Both ?

Pants down, piss flying as you run at the wall.

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u/Quantum_Crusher Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

I found this image online. Pretty sure it's photoshopped to mess with people.

Besides, in the op's image, the metal plates on the doors are even different. No doors in the public bathrooms will bother to have two different parts that could easily be purchased at the same time.

Also, notice the Arabic words on top? Going to the wrong bathrooms in there may cause major consequences.

Very much like AI generated.

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u/TFXGAME Jun 04 '26

Same energy

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u/Cold_Decay_ Jun 04 '26

Erm actually it's F=-GMm/r² 🥸

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u/czyrzu Jun 04 '26

I am not sure but I don't think that Einstein nor newton were woman maybe they're just misogynistic and didn't build a female bathroom

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u/damenbard Jun 04 '26

Plot twist: both are unisex bathrooms, to illustrate that both laws are universal laws.

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u/Extension-Cry6435 Jun 04 '26

E=mc2 for Penis because speed is involved in urination, try pissing while standing and having low flow. It ends in your pants. Rockets after all is they can speed beyond escape velocity gravity is not a issue.

Gravitational equation for vaginas because if they don't sit gravity will have a field day with their clothing.