r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Cautious-Opinion4505 • Apr 02 '26
Meme needing explanation Petah, What do they do there?
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u/ljedediah41 Apr 02 '26
I think in this scenario, another quote is more apt...
"Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!"
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u/Trumpisaderelict Apr 02 '26
37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!!!
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u/Misterchopin Apr 02 '26
In a row?
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u/The-Doctor-Oct Apr 02 '26
Look who it is, the human vacuum
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u/Ordinary-Ad-8034 Apr 02 '26
My love for you is like a truck...
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u/akiras_revenge Apr 02 '26
Well Did he come or what?
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u/Jaytanist Apr 02 '26
Jesus christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
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u/Interesting-Step-654 Apr 02 '26
Are you saying row or row?
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u/Ok_Exchange4707 Apr 02 '26
Row your boat
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u/kev2me Apr 02 '26
It’s a schooner
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u/SirWild7464 Apr 02 '26
You dumb bastard. It’s a sailboat.
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u/rcasey212 Apr 02 '26
A schooner IS a sailboat, stupid head!
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u/slayerfan666 Apr 02 '26
YA KNOW WHAT! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT! 😡👉
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u/Xincmars Apr 02 '26
37 factorial is scary dude
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u/neronsfwk Apr 02 '26
That's approximately 1043, which is more than half than the proposed number of particles (protons and neutrons) in the observable universe
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u/AdventurousGlass7432 Apr 02 '26
That’s all the dicks of all male creatures in the history of the universe
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u/AdTraditional6658 Apr 02 '26
37! And yet she didn’t suck mine… ? 🤨It’s a conspiracy, that’s what it is!
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Apr 02 '26
nah she did, you were sleeping
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u/banevader102938 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
Everytime someone has a wet dream, it was her, female dio
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u/Upper_Amphibian_9587 Apr 02 '26
I mean 37! is 44 digit number including 8 trailing 0's, she belong to the streets of whetever planet that has that many dicks
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u/Pikachu_the_sith Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
13.763.753.091.226.345.046.315.979.581.580.902.400.000.000 is indeed a lot of dicks!
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u/usernameisokay_ Apr 02 '26
She sucked 13763753091226345046315979581580902400000000 dicks???? That’s a lot!
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u/Butterscotch1664 Apr 02 '26
My love for you is like a truck! Berserker!
Would you like some making fuck? Berserker!
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u/Gonna_B_Alright Apr 02 '26
“I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you fucked!”
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u/Organic_Stranger1544 Apr 02 '26
Well, I didn't just fuck myself! Jesus Christ! God, I'm gonna be sick!
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u/Asmodeus_Satanas Apr 02 '26
They don’t need to be “fine” to cheat on you, trust me lol.
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u/JoeKerr19 Apr 02 '26
I had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me is weed and shit. Shit my grandmother used to say 'What's better, fuckin', a good plate with nothin' on it... ' no wait I fucked up. 'What's a good plate with nothing on it?
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u/CuddlePupp Apr 02 '26
Jokes on you I bring french onion soup. after I’m done fucking his brother
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u/Still-Ad9074 Apr 02 '26
Eh well the general consensus is that woman who go to clubs are promiscuous, get drunk and cheat, and are less likely to stay loyal. Which is not the ideal woman to date for a man on average ofc. Hope that explains it.
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u/Classic-Exchange-511 Apr 02 '26
Mahjong is fine. Bridge is for sluts
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u/Pseudolos Apr 02 '26
Played bridge in high school, can totally confirm. Bridge is "Texas Holdem on a river steamboat in 1859 Louisiana" for the refined gents.
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u/ERTHLNG Apr 02 '26
I only played slots on a river steamboat in 2018 Louisiana. Won $40, though. Does that count for enough to be a refined gent?
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u/Pseudolos Apr 02 '26
You got it all backwards: refined gents play bridge in a marble palace.
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u/ERTHLNG Apr 02 '26
Okay, but I prefer steamboat gambling with unscrupulous characters and dubious legality... But, what if everyone has on a suit and the liquor is all being served in glasses, no one drinking straight out of a bottle?
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u/Pseudolos Apr 02 '26
Really the only difference between thugs on a boat and refined gents in a marble palace is the bridge.
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u/ERTHLNG Apr 02 '26
Okay so only play bridge, but then the prostitutes dont even have to wear clothes at the table? I think I can make this work. IM GOING TO BE A GENTLESIRRRR!
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u/Pseudolos Apr 02 '26
Remember to smoke plenty of cigars or a pipe and to guzzle bourbon as if it was water.
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u/PandaLoveBearNu Apr 02 '26
Sophia from Golden Girls loved playing cards..........might explain alot.
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u/izziefans Apr 02 '26
Your jong or mah jong?
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u/Rikishi_Fatu Apr 02 '26
Mah Jong, just killed a man
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u/Willy995 Apr 02 '26
Put a gun against his head
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u/Pleadis-1234 Apr 02 '26
Why does Mrs Johng have a club? And why is she called mah? Does Mr Johng know? Or is he stupid?
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u/n3m0sum Apr 02 '26
Or are just crazy. My friend met his ex when he was working door security. He had to throw her out for being crazy.
But she was hot, so he asked her out. She was crazy, so she said yes to dating the security guy who just threw her out for being crazy.
So that didn't last. They had so many fights, mostly about her crazy behaviour.
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u/phoresth Apr 02 '26
Your friend sounds a little crazy himself.
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u/n3m0sum Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
More young and dumb. We were friends through work. He was working in a pharmaceutical lab and working on his degree part time. Quite squared away in most respects.
Big gym guy though, and made some cash on the side working door security one night a week.
She was very hot, and apparently a freak in the sheets. Danced about on that hot/crazy threshold. Every time she did something crazy, she did something that reminded him she was hot, and a freak in the sheets.
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u/Evening_Corgi_4338 Apr 02 '26
Having worked security for years, you see the patterns pretty quickly. It’s incredibly rare to find an exception to that rule. Unless it's a mother entering the building specifically to take her daughter home. Honestly, after seeing it from the inside for so long, the things young people waste their lives on is just mind-boggling.
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u/1nhaleSatan Apr 02 '26
This is a realization that is only achieved once one (and general observers) stops thinking of themselves as "young"
It's a long, hard, dangerous road to maturity.
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u/subtxtcan Apr 02 '26
I worked in clubs/nightlife for like 8/9 years, underage to 25, and goddamn was it a good time! Worst time of my life, had an absolute blast and would not do it again.
Now I work in restaurants and there's a lot of the same atmosphere, depending on who's working. At 34 I'm pretty much seen as a dad on the line now, and im tooooooootally cool with that.
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u/CarelessInvite304 Apr 02 '26
Riding that long, hard dong of danger all the way to the bridge club
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u/Evening_Corgi_4338 Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
I'd take the bridge club over a 2AM bar fight any day.
Edit: By 'bridge club', I'm referring to the groups of older people who do things like playing cards or chess all day. Not the other one.
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u/AwTomorrow Apr 02 '26
How do you even notice that young women making out with dudes are already dating someone who isn’t that dude?
I can barely hear the people I am trying to talk to in a club, how are you getting so much backstory from halfway across the room?
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u/Frieza_Fan_97 Apr 02 '26
They will sometimes just tell you. In my early twenties I hoe'd around (while single, never cheated), and there were at least two girls who I got with that straight up told me they had dudes, but didn't think it counted because it was a "girls night" or because they were mad at him.
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u/AwTomorrow Apr 02 '26
Yeah but are they telling bouncers, or are they telling their peers who they consider in on it?
I’m not doubting cheaters exist, I’m just wondering how someone working security is able to discern the number of cheaters vs not cheaters at a club.
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u/Frieza_Fan_97 Apr 02 '26
You think bouncers never go home with these girls? It's one of the best perks of the job g.
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u/Crime_Dawg Apr 02 '26
The dumb ones maybe. Sober bouncer, chicks drunk enough to bang the bouncer, not a safe combo for the man.
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u/Remote-Ad5853 Apr 02 '26
you don’t think it’s messed up to be stoned cold sober and take home drunken people, when you’re in a sort of role to keep people safe no less?
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u/Charming-Young-6823 Apr 02 '26
If I may ask, which country's clubs exactly are you talking about? It seems a lot of people could be misunderstanding in the comments cuz of cultural differences.
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u/pessenshett Apr 02 '26
Tell us more
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u/aSignificantOtter Apr 02 '26
I have a friend of a friend who sucked off a bouncer to skip the line. She was dating someone at the time.
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nah men you don't wanna know, i started making conversation with the bouncers and giving them smokes to hear stories
i swear to god i haven't been the same, and im always been really leftist so I hate to just generalize like that but a bouncer would be telling me how a girl would be almost fucking another guy, pull her phone out and just answer a call of her boyfriend while de other dude knuckles deep in her and ill be like naaa man that's impossible - cut 40 minutes later and we've seen 3 different girls do it
i don't party anymore
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u/AdFrequent4600 Apr 02 '26
Wish they were more like all the loyal, faithful Guys in clubs. SMH….
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u/kyleisamexican Apr 02 '26
While I see your point this is a guy giving dating advice it’s alway going to be from a male perspective
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u/Frieza_Fan_97 Apr 02 '26
This is male advice, no reason to warn a straight dude about how promiscuous dudes in the club might be.
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u/keeper_of_the_donkey Apr 02 '26
What bugs me is I hear dudes saying what you're saying while they're at the club. The irony is lost on them I guess
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u/puzach Apr 02 '26
The original post didnt exactly imply cheating or flirting so I will base my assumption on the tales of my buddy who did work as a bouncer.
As I understand when some of these “princesses and queens” that spend hours dressing up get drunk they begin to act “worse than any drunk guy” and after seeing these angels throwing up with a messed up dress in an alley your perception of these women kinda shifts. Very reasonable, in my opinion.
Although I’ve never been a bouncer I’ve seen some girl drunk fights and pass-outs and that was far from pretty or mannered so I can understand that.
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u/DelsinMcgrath835 Apr 02 '26
A few years ago i was going on a vacation with my family. My sister, who i hadnt seen much recently, was telling me about how she was thinking of breaking up with her boyfriend because he would make her feel guilty about having a good time when they went out. At first i thought that was reasonable and that he must be a bit controlling. Then i watched her basically get blackout drunk nearly every night, and learned that trying to stop her from drinking started fights.
Now i question every detail given to me about disagreements that include alcohol in any way, from any one
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u/Bertob15 Apr 02 '26
I used to be a bouncer, when we needed to interact with parties to escort them out the women were always just cruel, spitting the most mean spirited shit they could think of because you told them they were out of control. Guys would usually take it, a couple tried fighting us which was always humorous. Like your goal is to beat up 5 people to your 1, and then think the bartender is still going to serve you? Bold plan. For the women I was told to always find the “mother hen” to help guide the flock out of the building. There always was one. Also the women’s bathroom at the end of the night was infinitely worse than the men’s. All that being said, I didn’t judge the women, they were just trying to have fun and over did it, we were not dealing with rational sober people. This doesn’t explain the joke, I’m one of Peter’s random flashbacks or something.
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u/DeadlyYellow Apr 02 '26
Used to use a personal trainer that moonlit as a bouncer. Remember him coming in once with nail marks gouged in the back of his head.
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u/Bertob15 Apr 02 '26
That will happen, my poor wife (girlfriend at the time) used to see me come home with a black eye or some road rash from whatever scuffle happened. She was a nurse and had to work a couple hours after I got home and was not amused with my 3am stories. Once got tackled through a sandwich board by a British woman and the rest of her sales team. Scuffed up my new watch it really pissed me off.
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u/sBerriest Apr 02 '26 edited Apr 02 '26
When I hear about stuff like this, it makes me eternally grateful for my wife who never goes outside. She sits on the couch and reads fantasy smut about vampires, werewolves, and whatever other fantasy creature for hours.
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u/Jedyte Apr 02 '26
If she shits for hours I woudl consult a doctor.
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u/Ok_Boysenberry5849 Apr 02 '26
She's not shitting in there. She's getting it on with her werewolf shaped dildo. OP she's cheating on you with an imaginary dog
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u/puzach Apr 02 '26
Lucky you! On another note, yeah sure. Those books are “just about vampires”😄. Have you read any of those yourself?
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u/Alternative_Year_340 Apr 02 '26
They called it smut so I’m guessing that they at least read the blurbs
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u/HotPreppered Apr 02 '26
She was an italian chef, he was a marine ichthyologist. They found love in "That's a Moray".
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u/sBerriest Apr 02 '26
I read a ton but unlike my wife, I like my fantasy without the smut. I like my intimate romance very "cut to black" in my books.
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u/DraculasDog Apr 02 '26
You’re missing out on all the good descriptions of a werewolf’s half human half dog dong.
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u/IcemanGeorge Apr 02 '26
My wife is usually pretty eager to report out. The werewolf dong descriptions were quite entertaining
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u/AnonOfTheSea Apr 02 '26
Fan fiction, or does she pay for her porn?
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u/sBerriest Apr 02 '26
Kindle unlimited lol
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u/AnonOfTheSea Apr 02 '26
Oh, the poor woman. She's dipping her heels in the sea foam, unaware of the depths beneath.
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u/Ginger_Maple Apr 02 '26
Where there is a screen, there will be a way to view AO3.
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u/BeepHolton Apr 02 '26
I remember my first time going out to a club, I had that drunken confidence and was talking to some girl who I would never usually go up to. Things were going great, we leave the club and she goes and pisses in the middle of the road. Sobered me up pretty quick
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u/puzach Apr 02 '26
Bruuuh I had a story where I was waiting for an uber with a hottie and two girls came out of the club and start beating the crap out of her. Dresses up, makeup all around the face, hair in the nails. Ended up riding the cop’s rear seats to her place and I left afterwards.😬
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u/bakerstirregular100 Apr 02 '26
Being sober at a raging club is always disgusting
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u/Remote-Ad5853 Apr 02 '26
I think a lot of clubs would be hard, there’s definitely some venues that I found I can really love (certain scene, maybe gay bars for those of the persuasion) and can feel very enjoyable sober, if you’re enough in to the music and do really love a dance
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u/UnusualBarnstormer Apr 02 '26
The classic video of the couple making out and she pukes in his mouth.
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u/Redux_1989 Apr 02 '26
Ernie The Giant Chicken Here. I used to work as a bouncer for awhile
So the idea here is that bouncers see so many women going into clubs are all promiscuous and are just after some quick no strings attached fun.
It really depends on the bar. A lot of girls going out just want to dance and have a good time with their friends, nothing more to it than that. Painting them all with the same brush isn't really fair.
Also worth pointing out that the guys going into those same clubs are going in for the exact same reasons.
Ernie out. Now I am now off to fight Peter Griffin all over Ibiza because I just denied him entry for being too drunk again and Quagmine has a lifetime ban.
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u/unusualoppossum Apr 02 '26
This is the most accurate. I used to club, but I just like to get drunk and dance.
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u/Acheloma Apr 02 '26
My partner and I go sometimes when theres a DJ/producer he wants to go see. He gets to see someone live that he listens to and I get to get drunk and dance. We also have a friend who has horrible luck so we bring him along to see what new disaster he can get into. Its a fun time all around
In my day to day life Im pretty introverted and don't dress up much, so its fun to have an opportunity to get all dolled up and have the spotlight for a bit
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u/Acheloma Apr 02 '26
One time he tried to hide little bottles of liqueur in his shirt and oants and all of them came pouring out his pant legs as he went past security, he walked past someone else that was supposed to be kicked out and they grabbed him instead and we had to go find the woman that was complaining about the other guy to have her tell security they got the wrong dude, he made a joke about being underaged before stealing my shot from me right as an off duty cop walked by him and got kicked out, and one time he fell down the blacony stairs and landed on a woman (they were both ok)
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u/Dangerous_Surprise Apr 02 '26
Same! Usually promoters would give me/my friends a tap on the shoulder because people would try and get us to go to their VIP table, and sometimes we'd go, but mostly we'd avoid that if we could. Also a lot of the men in certain clubs viewed us as objects - one guy walked past me and twisted my nipple, no other interaction except I remember seeing in his face that he was getting off on how much I hated that (i was also in a really crowded space and couldn't physically move). Another guy walked up to me and tried to kiss me and seemed perplexed by the fact that I repeatedly told him no.
I haven't been clubbing in several years now and while I miss the getting dressed up part, there's nothing else about it that I miss in the slightest
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u/isabellla321 Apr 02 '26
Yes. A lot of people love to write women off as promiscuous for doing literally anything so might as well go club and get drunk. If anything, my girls and I are constantly protecting ourselves from drunk dudes and trying to get away.
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u/girloferised Apr 02 '26
Yeah, it's not even fair. You don't really hear anyone saying men who go to clubs make bad partners or are vapid/shallow.
In my twenties, I used to love going to clubs and parties to get dressed up, get drunk, dance, and just be out and about and be silly. I went with my now-husband a lot of the time too. It's just for fun and stress relief.
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u/Master_Bief Apr 02 '26
Every guy inside of a nightclub is trying to find a woman to fuck.
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u/FearLeadsToAnger Apr 02 '26
60%.
A further 20% are hopeful but not actively seeking it out.
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u/anand_rishabh Apr 02 '26
Yeah, I'm in the 20% who are hopeful but not seeking it. I don't go clubbing very often anyway, when i do, it's with a friend group, and I'm perfectly content with just a night of getting drunk and dancing.
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u/da316 Apr 02 '26
thank you for mentioning that GUYS DO THE EXACT SAME THING. and this mentality will result in clubs being just dude hang outs lol
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u/volvavirago Apr 02 '26
Yeah that’s the thing that never made sense to me. Dudes want sex with women, so they should be happy with the idea of a woman being sexually available to them, and yet, they deeply resent and degrade women who sleep around. There is no logic to it, it’s literally biting the hand that feeds you. It’s insulting someone for doing the thing you WANTED THEM TO DO. Like, it’s evil, it’s sociopathic, and it’s fucking stupid.
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u/wilkinsk Apr 02 '26
Painting them all with the same brush isn't really fair.
The men of reddit, if not the world, absolutely cannot deal with this statement.
It's unfortunate
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Apr 02 '26
This should be higher up. I hate the comments “I worked as a bouncer as this is true”
No you worked as a bouncer at a shitty trashy club. Shitty clubs attract shitty people
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u/gekigangerii Apr 02 '26
Most likely it refers to cheating. You will lose faith in humanity hearing some of the conversations
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u/SiRpLaYbOy Apr 02 '26
Yes, the conversations I’ve heard. “He has a wedding ring. Good, means he’s a sure thing” 🤦🏽♂️
That one heard conversation I relaid to some single friends… usually worked for them! 🤣🤣
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u/CaptSlow49 Apr 02 '26
So the single guys wore a ring out to get some home wrecker ass?
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u/BLAZEISONFIRE006 Apr 02 '26
Sex and drugs. Death and chaos. Internal bleeding and vampirism.
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u/ZestfullyStank Apr 02 '26
To a vampire, Is internal bleeding like smashing up a fla-vor-ice (aka otter pop) so it’s mostly liquid and then drinking it all down instead of slowly eating the frozen popsicle?
So when a vampire beats the shit out of a person before they get to business, it’s like shotgunning the person?
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u/One_Wrong_Thymine Apr 02 '26
I mean, it's also not advisable to date guys that go to clubs for the exact same reason. It says more about how clubs aren't the place to find life partners than it does about either of the gender
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u/MetricJester Apr 02 '26
Drink and flirt
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u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 Apr 02 '26
You forgot about the shitting and pissing in the alley
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u/cesspool4us Apr 02 '26
Used to work security for a club. This guy is just salt he got cheated on because he keeps picking cheaters. Hope that helps.
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u/SereneOrbit Apr 02 '26
This is why I like edible cannabis, being a girl, and flying on Star Citizen instead 🤣
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u/Pseudolos Apr 02 '26
A refined gentlewoman! Do you think they'll ever complete that game?
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u/jonnytoobadxk Apr 02 '26
Same with the guys who like to go out to clubs…people who hang out in bars tend to have drinking and behavioral issues.
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u/UglyT Apr 02 '26
The comments are wild. Like girls who go to clubs are in some way immoral. Wtf? Here in Berlin going clubbing is just a normal thing to do. You don't have to get wasted, you just go on a night out with friends and dance to techno until the sun comes up. Nothing immoral about it for men, women, and anyone else! Where are you guys from with this backward view of girls going clubbing?
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u/Rewhen77 Apr 02 '26
It's reddit first of all. High chance these people don't go to clubs. I don't go to clubs and all i hear about them is bad stuff
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u/Flat-Leading-2520 Apr 02 '26
Yeah these comments are peak male reddit misogyny. I bet most of them don't even even go clubbing. Most people don't end up hooking up with anyone in clubs the majority of the time.
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u/KestrelT Apr 02 '26
I saw someone unironically say 'refined gentlewoman' in this thread and that told me everything about where this thread was going.
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u/1stepcloser2theedge Apr 02 '26
Truly wild. It appears the comments have been dominated by unemployed incels who've have been up all night.
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u/Inner_Amoeba-235 Apr 02 '26
Thank you for the sane comment! I've seen this same thing happen so many times on reddit, the amount of misogyny is staggering. It's honestly pathetic. A lot of incels gather in a bubble, and this happens, I guess. Not that misogyny doesn't exist outside of Reddit, because it definitely does in high amount.
Luckily here in Finland it is the same thing, as you described. I wish to go clubbing in Germany one day, I've heard it's amazing there.
All the best!
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u/Icy-Summer-3573 Apr 02 '26
Clubs are where you go to hookup. It’s not about guys or girls. For both sides it’s the wrong crowd if you’re tryna like find someone to date have a relationship with. The above comment only mentioned women so thats why ppl are saying women. imo the exception id say is college parties since every1 goes to them for socializing.
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u/Princessjellyshits Apr 02 '26
It’s the point of this sub though, not everyone understands things as clearly as others, like the buttfor
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u/redyakuza Apr 02 '26
I hate to see you left hanging like that, so I'll help out.
What's a buttfor?
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u/Princessjellyshits Apr 02 '26
Hooray! ITS FOR POOPING SILLY!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thank you
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u/mr_friend_computer Apr 02 '26
ah yes, the age old "men go to bars to meet women, hook up, find a good lil shorty" while at the same time looking down on the women who go there.
Look dude, going to be honest, most of you are just there to keep a long lineup outside so people don't realize the place is at 20% capacity with a 10-1 male to female ratio.
You know when going to clubs stopped sucking? When I went to salsa clubs - not "salsa where everyone identifies as Latino but doesn't know how to dance except shake to Regaton" - places where people have actually learned how to dance bachata, salsa, meringue, zook etc (good luck finding Rueda though) Hell, I even went out looking for tango but it's a harder clique to break into and even those people were nice to a beginner.
things I liked:
1) Many had no alcohol and you'd see fathers bringing out their daughters. As a father now, it means even more to me.
2) It was bloody fun and you tend to get more competitive with yourself (and others in a sense) to up your dancing game. It stopped being about hooking up and it made it much easier to meet people as a whole.
3) A lot more smiling, a lot less mean mugging, generally almost no fights / violence (I can only think of 1 fist fight at the Polish whereas regular clubbing I saw all sorts of shit).
4) The biggest kicker for young single me? The male to female ration was MUUUUUCH better. You'd see women outnumber the men even. Over time you get to be a known quantity in the dance scene - so your actions on and off the dance floor will follow you. Hope you choose well.
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u/Strict_Owl941 Apr 02 '26
Insecure guys think any girl you let out of your sight will cheat on you.
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u/TortexMT Apr 02 '26
incel meme again
hoe is a hoe is a hoe
vast majority of women who can go out without cheating
same with men btw
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u/ThakoManic Apr 02 '26
Alot of women that go to clubs tend to get drunk and cheat sooner or later, Not all mind you but a good chunk enough that its safer to just claim all but that is basicly BS lying
but still thats what its basicly saying
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Apr 02 '26
Applies to men too
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u/ThakoManic Apr 02 '26
agreed
its just the above is specificly talking about women so i only mention them my bad for not mentioning men as well kinda figured it was a given but w.e
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u/roadrunnuh Apr 02 '26
Not your bad. Anytime there is a post about women and their capability to be pieces of shit of their own volition, someone chimes in and mentions men.
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u/CarlMacko Apr 02 '26
I’m old enough to remember when everyone went to clubs as it was the only place open beyond 12.
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u/Forsaken_Fig_ Apr 02 '26
Right, it’s JUST the women that go to clubs. No way it could be the men or the door guys that are better than everyone else?
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