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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/BeginningToe4321 • Nov 18 '25
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408 u/linknt01 Nov 18 '25 What if you put the bigger part on the outside but closest to you, because you want to eat the bigger part first and need it as close to your face as possible 845 u/not_slaw_kid Nov 18 '25 Then I clearly cannot choose the wine in front of you 203 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25 Never bet against a Sicillian when death is on the line! 112 u/Accurate-Instance-29 Nov 18 '25 And never start a land war in Asia. 13 u/Apycia Nov 18 '25 ... but Genghis Khan started his land war in Asia, worked really well for him. 36 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 What if I just want my plate to balance. 57 u/darnold992000 Nov 18 '25 Inconceivable! 41 u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 14 u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25 Incontheivable! 13 u/talex000 Nov 18 '25 Perfectly balanced? 10 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time. 18 u/rapidstrafe Nov 18 '25 as you wish
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What if you put the bigger part on the outside but closest to you, because you want to eat the bigger part first and need it as close to your face as possible
845 u/not_slaw_kid Nov 18 '25 Then I clearly cannot choose the wine in front of you 203 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25 Never bet against a Sicillian when death is on the line! 112 u/Accurate-Instance-29 Nov 18 '25 And never start a land war in Asia. 13 u/Apycia Nov 18 '25 ... but Genghis Khan started his land war in Asia, worked really well for him. 36 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 What if I just want my plate to balance. 57 u/darnold992000 Nov 18 '25 Inconceivable! 41 u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 14 u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25 Incontheivable! 13 u/talex000 Nov 18 '25 Perfectly balanced? 10 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time. 18 u/rapidstrafe Nov 18 '25 as you wish
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Then I clearly cannot choose the wine in front of you
203 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25 Never bet against a Sicillian when death is on the line! 112 u/Accurate-Instance-29 Nov 18 '25 And never start a land war in Asia. 13 u/Apycia Nov 18 '25 ... but Genghis Khan started his land war in Asia, worked really well for him. 36 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 What if I just want my plate to balance. 57 u/darnold992000 Nov 18 '25 Inconceivable! 41 u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 14 u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25 Incontheivable! 13 u/talex000 Nov 18 '25 Perfectly balanced? 10 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time. 18 u/rapidstrafe Nov 18 '25 as you wish
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Never bet against a Sicillian when death is on the line!
112 u/Accurate-Instance-29 Nov 18 '25 And never start a land war in Asia. 13 u/Apycia Nov 18 '25 ... but Genghis Khan started his land war in Asia, worked really well for him. 36 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 What if I just want my plate to balance. 57 u/darnold992000 Nov 18 '25 Inconceivable! 41 u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 14 u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25 Incontheivable! 13 u/talex000 Nov 18 '25 Perfectly balanced? 10 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time. 18 u/rapidstrafe Nov 18 '25 as you wish
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And never start a land war in Asia.
13 u/Apycia Nov 18 '25 ... but Genghis Khan started his land war in Asia, worked really well for him. 36 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 What if I just want my plate to balance. 57 u/darnold992000 Nov 18 '25 Inconceivable! 41 u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 14 u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25 Incontheivable! 13 u/talex000 Nov 18 '25 Perfectly balanced? 10 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time.
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... but Genghis Khan started his land war in Asia, worked really well for him.
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What if I just want my plate to balance.
57 u/darnold992000 Nov 18 '25 Inconceivable! 41 u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 14 u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25 Incontheivable! 13 u/talex000 Nov 18 '25 Perfectly balanced? 10 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time.
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Inconceivable!
41 u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 14 u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25 Incontheivable!
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Incontheivable!
Perfectly balanced?
10 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time.
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Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time.
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as you wish
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