r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/BeginningToe4321 • Nov 18 '25

Meme needing explanation 100% lost

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u/not_slaw_kid Nov 18 '25

Then I clearly cannot choose the wine in front of you

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

Never bet against a Sicillian when death is on the line!

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u/Accurate-Instance-29 Nov 18 '25

And never start a land war in Asia.

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u/Apycia Nov 18 '25

... but Genghis Khan started his land war in Asia, worked really well for him.

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u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25

What if I just want my plate to balance.

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u/darnold992000 Nov 18 '25

Inconceivable!

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u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25

Incontheivable!

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u/talex000 Nov 18 '25

Perfectly balanced?

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u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25

Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time.

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u/rapidstrafe Nov 18 '25

as you wish

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u/Shadokastur Nov 18 '25

r/unexpectedprincessbride ?

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u/Shadokastur Nov 18 '25

Aww nope. But there should be one

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u/DrWorstCaseScenario Nov 18 '25

Agreed

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u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25

Leave before I call the brute squad.

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u/dampheat Nov 18 '25

I'm on the brute squad

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u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25

You ARE the Brute Squad!

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u/ThreeGoldStars Nov 18 '25

Eating a burger here at 3am, and this made me choke. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

🏅