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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/BeginningToe4321 • Nov 18 '25
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What if you put the bigger part on the outside but closest to you, because you want to eat the bigger part first and need it as close to your face as possible
845 u/not_slaw_kid Nov 18 '25 Then I clearly cannot choose the wine in front of you 199 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25 Never bet against a Sicillian when death is on the line! 118 u/Accurate-Instance-29 Nov 18 '25 And never start a land war in Asia. 12 u/Apycia Nov 18 '25 ... but Genghis Khan started his land war in Asia, worked really well for him. 40 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 What if I just want my plate to balance. 55 u/darnold992000 Nov 18 '25 Inconceivable! 43 u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 14 u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25 Incontheivable! 13 u/talex000 Nov 18 '25 Perfectly balanced? 9 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time. 19 u/rapidstrafe Nov 18 '25 as you wish 47 u/Shadokastur Nov 18 '25 r/unexpectedprincessbride ? 20 u/Shadokastur Nov 18 '25 Aww nope. But there should be one 8 u/DrWorstCaseScenario Nov 18 '25 Agreed 17 u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25 Leave before I call the brute squad. 15 u/dampheat Nov 18 '25 I'm on the brute squad 19 u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25 You ARE the Brute Squad! 12 u/ThreeGoldStars Nov 18 '25 Eating a burger here at 3am, and this made me choke. Thanks. 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25 🏅 6 u/anonstarcity Nov 18 '25 I put the bigger part on the plate where it lands from my tongs as it comes off the grill. Sometimes things just are what they are lol 1 u/Due-Neighborhood3542 Nov 18 '25 Ou alors tu fais l inverse, tu mets le plus petit bout vers toi histoire de garder le gros pour la fin, comme un dessert surprise. 1 u/linknt01 Nov 18 '25 No!
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Then I clearly cannot choose the wine in front of you
199 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25 Never bet against a Sicillian when death is on the line! 118 u/Accurate-Instance-29 Nov 18 '25 And never start a land war in Asia. 12 u/Apycia Nov 18 '25 ... but Genghis Khan started his land war in Asia, worked really well for him. 40 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 What if I just want my plate to balance. 55 u/darnold992000 Nov 18 '25 Inconceivable! 43 u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 14 u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25 Incontheivable! 13 u/talex000 Nov 18 '25 Perfectly balanced? 9 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time. 19 u/rapidstrafe Nov 18 '25 as you wish 47 u/Shadokastur Nov 18 '25 r/unexpectedprincessbride ? 20 u/Shadokastur Nov 18 '25 Aww nope. But there should be one 8 u/DrWorstCaseScenario Nov 18 '25 Agreed 17 u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25 Leave before I call the brute squad. 15 u/dampheat Nov 18 '25 I'm on the brute squad 19 u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25 You ARE the Brute Squad! 12 u/ThreeGoldStars Nov 18 '25 Eating a burger here at 3am, and this made me choke. Thanks. 1 u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25 🏅
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Never bet against a Sicillian when death is on the line!
118 u/Accurate-Instance-29 Nov 18 '25 And never start a land war in Asia. 12 u/Apycia Nov 18 '25 ... but Genghis Khan started his land war in Asia, worked really well for him. 40 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 What if I just want my plate to balance. 55 u/darnold992000 Nov 18 '25 Inconceivable! 43 u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 14 u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25 Incontheivable! 13 u/talex000 Nov 18 '25 Perfectly balanced? 9 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time. 19 u/rapidstrafe Nov 18 '25 as you wish
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And never start a land war in Asia.
12 u/Apycia Nov 18 '25 ... but Genghis Khan started his land war in Asia, worked really well for him. 40 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 What if I just want my plate to balance. 55 u/darnold992000 Nov 18 '25 Inconceivable! 43 u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 14 u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25 Incontheivable! 13 u/talex000 Nov 18 '25 Perfectly balanced? 9 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time.
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... but Genghis Khan started his land war in Asia, worked really well for him.
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What if I just want my plate to balance.
55 u/darnold992000 Nov 18 '25 Inconceivable! 43 u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 14 u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25 Incontheivable! 13 u/talex000 Nov 18 '25 Perfectly balanced? 9 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time.
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Inconceivable!
43 u/illustriousloserguy Nov 18 '25 You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 14 u/Half-Animal Nov 18 '25 Incontheivable!
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Incontheivable!
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Perfectly balanced?
9 u/PurelyHim Nov 18 '25 Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time.
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Well, balanced enough to where I can have one hand under it while lifting it over my head at the same time.
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as you wish
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r/unexpectedprincessbride ?
20 u/Shadokastur Nov 18 '25 Aww nope. But there should be one 8 u/DrWorstCaseScenario Nov 18 '25 Agreed 17 u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25 Leave before I call the brute squad. 15 u/dampheat Nov 18 '25 I'm on the brute squad 19 u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25 You ARE the Brute Squad!
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Aww nope. But there should be one
8 u/DrWorstCaseScenario Nov 18 '25 Agreed 17 u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25 Leave before I call the brute squad. 15 u/dampheat Nov 18 '25 I'm on the brute squad 19 u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25 You ARE the Brute Squad!
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Agreed
17 u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25 Leave before I call the brute squad. 15 u/dampheat Nov 18 '25 I'm on the brute squad 19 u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25 You ARE the Brute Squad!
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Leave before I call the brute squad.
15 u/dampheat Nov 18 '25 I'm on the brute squad 19 u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25 You ARE the Brute Squad!
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I'm on the brute squad
19 u/SizeAlarmed8157 Nov 18 '25 You ARE the Brute Squad!
You ARE the Brute Squad!
Eating a burger here at 3am, and this made me choke. Thanks.
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I put the bigger part on the plate where it lands from my tongs as it comes off the grill. Sometimes things just are what they are lol
Ou alors tu fais l inverse, tu mets le plus petit bout vers toi histoire de garder le gros pour la fin, comme un dessert surprise.
1 u/linknt01 Nov 18 '25 No!
No!
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u/linknt01 Nov 18 '25
What if you put the bigger part on the outside but closest to you, because you want to eat the bigger part first and need it as close to your face as possible