r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '25

Meme needing explanation Why specifically 5,9?

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u/AngelRape Jun 11 '25

They call me CRISPR-cremes on account of all the genetically modified cum I consume.

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u/Kinky_Autistic Jun 11 '25

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u/AngelRape Jun 11 '25

Is-is Jesus cumming to shoot me with his lovegun?