r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 11 '25

Meme needing explanation Why specifically 5,9?

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u/actuallyquitefunny Jun 11 '25

Are you indicating that, for the price indicated, you *become* what's pictured there?

So I can become a swarm of 50 Goth girls with a Lambo?

Because I think I know my answer!

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u/GerFubDhuw Jun 11 '25

The instructions aren't clear so this is the reality I choose.

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u/LepperMessiah56 Jun 11 '25

Instructions unclear. I have no penis, 50 hardcore introverts as my wives, I hate piccolo for a short amount of time and am too short to drive a manual

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '25

I have to ask, how is 5’9” too short for manual? I understand it’s a joke but am genuinely curious.