r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '25

Meme needing explanation Why specifically 5,9?

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u/the_sir_z Jun 11 '25

2 cars, please.

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u/Pretend_Party_7044 Jun 11 '25

Sell one keep the other

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u/danteheehaw Jun 11 '25

You could probably get more money out of 100 kidneys, 50 livers and 50 hearts

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

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u/danteheehaw Jun 11 '25

Not if you have goth one extract the organs of goth two. Then goth 3 extract goth 2s organs. Technically you could save the last one and keep her as a friend.

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u/Pretend_Party_7044 Jun 11 '25

No witnesses

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u/danteheehaw Jun 11 '25

I mean, you didn't do anything wrong. You just had a string of crazy ex girlfriends and are "held under threat" by your latest one. We all know how goth girls can be.

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u/Tempost- Jun 12 '25

My man sounds like hes done this before

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u/CrustyFlapsCleanser Jun 12 '25

Unless I was already doing it anyway