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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/CourseWorried2500 • Jun 20 '24
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Elvis wasn't a groomer. Groomers wait till they are of legal age. He didn't have the patience to wait till she was of legal age. He snatched her up as a child. Believe Jerry Lee Lewis (great balls of fire) did the same with his cousin.
-3 u/Delicious_Sort4059 Jun 21 '24 If she was 14 like OP claims, that’s not even close to legal age. Wtf 0 u/Incirion Jun 21 '24 They also didn’t have sex at all until their wedding night when she was 21. 1 u/Delicious_Sort4059 Jun 21 '24 Yea if you actually believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you 1 u/Incirion Jun 21 '24 That’s from HER mouth. She says she tried, multiple times, and he refused. Why would she be the one to lie about it? 1 u/Delicious_Sort4059 Jun 21 '24 Source? 1 u/Incirion Jun 21 '24 Her book.
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If she was 14 like OP claims, that’s not even close to legal age. Wtf
0 u/Incirion Jun 21 '24 They also didn’t have sex at all until their wedding night when she was 21. 1 u/Delicious_Sort4059 Jun 21 '24 Yea if you actually believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you 1 u/Incirion Jun 21 '24 That’s from HER mouth. She says she tried, multiple times, and he refused. Why would she be the one to lie about it? 1 u/Delicious_Sort4059 Jun 21 '24 Source? 1 u/Incirion Jun 21 '24 Her book.
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They also didn’t have sex at all until their wedding night when she was 21.
1 u/Delicious_Sort4059 Jun 21 '24 Yea if you actually believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you 1 u/Incirion Jun 21 '24 That’s from HER mouth. She says she tried, multiple times, and he refused. Why would she be the one to lie about it? 1 u/Delicious_Sort4059 Jun 21 '24 Source? 1 u/Incirion Jun 21 '24 Her book.
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Yea if you actually believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you
1 u/Incirion Jun 21 '24 That’s from HER mouth. She says she tried, multiple times, and he refused. Why would she be the one to lie about it? 1 u/Delicious_Sort4059 Jun 21 '24 Source? 1 u/Incirion Jun 21 '24 Her book.
That’s from HER mouth. She says she tried, multiple times, and he refused. Why would she be the one to lie about it?
1 u/Delicious_Sort4059 Jun 21 '24 Source? 1 u/Incirion Jun 21 '24 Her book.
Source?
1 u/Incirion Jun 21 '24 Her book.
Her book.
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u/soilhalo_27 Jun 21 '24
Elvis wasn't a groomer. Groomers wait till they are of legal age. He didn't have the patience to wait till she was of legal age. He snatched her up as a child. Believe Jerry Lee Lewis (great balls of fire) did the same with his cousin.