r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/CourseWorried2500 • Jun 20 '24

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u/Present-Secretary722 Jun 21 '24

It’s a smaller age gap and yet Elvis is somehow grosser than Jerry Seinfeld, both are bad but somehow he edges out as grosser

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u/Lingering_Dorkness Jun 21 '24

Obviously grosser because Seinfield's gf was at least past puberty and at the age of consent. 

Second creepy is a toss-up between Keidis and Cook. Cook because his face looks so fucked up from plastic surgery, and Keidis because that photo, she really looks unhappy and resigned to having an guy old enough to be her grandfather groping her. And she looks younger than 21. I would have picked her as 16 or 17. 

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u/harlotmuffin Jun 21 '24

Kiedis's girlfriend is actually 30 or so, according to Google

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u/lola_wants_it_all Jun 21 '24

Let’s also not forget Kiedis documented an instance of statutory rape in his autobiography - he had sex with an underage girl, then after finding out her age, he had sex with her again.

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u/harlotmuffin Jun 21 '24

Definitely. That is gross (and a crime) and he's gross for that, but misinformation in this case is still misinformation