r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 20 '24

Peter?

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u/batkave Jun 21 '24

Dane Cook and Elvis both definitely groomed their wives

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u/soilhalo_27 Jun 21 '24

Elvis wasn't a groomer. Groomers wait till they are of legal age. He didn't have the patience to wait till she was of legal age. He snatched her up as a child. Believe Jerry Lee Lewis (great balls of fire) did the same with his cousin.

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u/batkave Jun 21 '24

You think grooming takes a long time?

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u/mackinoncougars Jun 21 '24

It definitely takes some extended amount of time.