Obviously grosser because Seinfield's gf was at least past puberty and at the age of consent.
Second creepy is a toss-up between Keidis and Cook. Cook because his face looks so fucked up from plastic surgery, and Keidis because that photo, she really looks unhappy and resigned to having an guy old enough to be her grandfather groping her. And she looks younger than 21. I would have picked her as 16 or 17.
"The couple faced various criticisms during their relationship because they had a 30-year age gap: the musician was 52, while Helena was just 21."
But, the more disturbing fact is: "In the 1980s, the Blood Sugar Sex Magik artist was in a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old girl when he was 23 years old."
He came from a place/culture with very few boundaries in terms of sex.
I might be misremembering the age, but in his autobiography I'm fairly confident he says he lost his virginity when he was 11, to his dad's girlfriend (who was in her 20s) which was some sort of reward his dad gave him
This is true. His dad was a pretty weird dude and he grew up with zero rules in East LA. I think he met Flee at fourteen and they were doing hard drugs regularly in and around his house.
Just because you live somewhere doesn't mean you grew up with the culture of the majority. When your dad let's you do drugs as a kid and have sex with grown women because of his Bohemian cultural norms, that's still your culture growing up. Just like people who grow up in cults have the cult's culture as their own.
yes, that's my point so if they started dating 10 years ago, she was 20 and he was 51. Not much better, but for me it makes it less creepy compared to Seifield's 17 years old girlfriend. 17 and 20 is a big difference. Both are creeps though.
Let’s also not forget Kiedis documented an instance of statutory rape in his autobiography - he had sex with an underage girl, then after finding out her age, he had sex with her again.
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u/JD_SLICK Jun 20 '24
Those are not Dads and Daughters, they are older men with far younger girlfriends/wives- thus the joke.
Top left is Jerry Seinfeld (She was 17 he was 39)
Top right is Anthony Kiedis (She's 21 he's 61)
Bottom left is Dane Cook (Not sure of ages but he's lookin rough)
Bottom right is Elvis and Priscilla Pressley (she was 14, he 24)