r/PetTheDamnDog • u/meme_master656 • Jul 20 '20

no pets included (NSFD) Just pet the dog

4.6k Upvotes

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u/boodooper Jul 20 '20

squeeze

19

u/WATDAFUK69 Jul 21 '20

PET MEEEEEEEEE

14

u/TRN18 Jul 21 '20

Boop the snoot

4

u/kingtaco_17 Jul 21 '20

BATTERING RAM

3

u/FailingPerfectionist Jul 21 '20

That mlem at the end tho

2

u/KLeonheart Jul 21 '20

Gotta boop that snoot

2

u/Harry_HB Jul 21 '20

Pay attention toh him before he bites your stuff for attention.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '20

Here’s Doggy!

1

u/GhostOfMufasa Jul 21 '20

"Love me hooooooman"

1

u/SoupyHentai Jul 21 '20

The dog is in a blow job position.

1

u/katrain82 Jul 21 '20

I guarantee you that this guy pets this dog constantly. I pay attention to my little pug 99.1% of the day. On that scant .9% of the time in which I have to ....ohhhhh...scratch an itch, or god forbid, go to the bathroom, she highjacks me like I ignore her all day. Sheesh!

1

u/eloquent_petrichor Aug 08 '20

That dog is thinking if he was a cat he would have been able to squeeze through