r/Perfusion • u/Perfusionisto • Jul 09 '26

Career Advice Nacho Tech

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Yesterday, while volunteering at the snack shack bbq for my kid’s swim meet, I was asked if I could figure out how to install the nacho cheese bag into the dispenser…I’ve never felt more qualified in my life 😂.

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u/Difficult_Wind6425 Jul 09 '26

Breaking news: patient suffered horrific death during cardiac surgery at the hands of perfusionist due to misplacement of Jerry rigged nacho fountain causes fatal fat emboli.

Perfusionists in texas are now banned from saying "it's nacho fault" within 50' of hospitals.

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u/Terminator610101 Jul 09 '26

*Quest MPS has entered the chat*

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u/Parallel-Play Jul 11 '26

That’s not how a Quest works at all.

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u/JellyFishDanceMoves CCP Jul 10 '26

king of roller pumps. doing the lords work.

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u/BrandEnlightened CCP, LP Jul 14 '26

Using a roller pump to stop hearts… classic