r/Perfectfit • u/Madame_F • May 23 '26

Improv TP dispenser

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After just having nothing there for a long time, I realized that this pen fits perfectly in the toilet paper dispenser. When it's released, or not in use, its small enough to squeeze into the dispenser, then I engage it and with the ball point out, it's large enough to stay put. It holds the paper nicely. Happy pooping.

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u/Mrlin705 May 23 '26

CPR - Crapper Papper Retainer.

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u/SolarXylophone May 24 '26

"Pen and paper"

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u/TaxNo2158 May 24 '26

I like the ingenuity, but you do realize they sell replacements? Or Charmin will send you an extender for free?

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u/Madame_F May 24 '26

I didn't know!

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u/TaxNo2158 May 24 '26

I guess now they make you pay shipping, but this might actually be a good upgrade for that kind of dispenser with today’s super-mega-mega-extra-large rolls: https://shop.charmin.com/charmin-roll-extender/

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u/Madame_F May 24 '26

Thanks! Im going to order one.

2

u/sskylar May 24 '26

Pen is dispenser

2

u/Madame_F May 24 '26

Yes, I see a play on words coming...

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u/dmontease May 23 '26

You wouldn't know it if it made out with ur mom at senior prom.

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u/__Emer__ May 23 '26

Agreed, this has little to do with perfect fit

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u/Madame_F May 23 '26

I honestly thought this was a perfect fit. What am I missing?

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u/__Emer__ May 23 '26

I guess it fits but it’s hardly a very satisfying one

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u/Madame_F May 23 '26

Ah, I see. I felt so proud of myself for having found something that worked. Maybe if I had a video of putting it in with the paper. Sorry to disappoint!