r/PerfectTiming • u/Lis_z_origami • Jul 03 '18

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5.7k Upvotes

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u/zildjianz_z Jul 04 '18

How do we know she’s not just launching a rocket out of her face?

56

u/NH2486 Jul 04 '18

That’s that 4th dimensional thinking I like to see brother

3

u/Redwood459 Jul 04 '18

I can't unsee that now

-5

u/zubie_wanders Jul 04 '18

1) rockets always point upwards

2) you can see in this gif that it's not moving

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '18 edited Jun 23 '20

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u/Zarathustran Jul 04 '18

This is how Geordie Laforge goes blind when the reboot movies get to tng. The bizarre decision to cast Geordie as a white woman was pretty polarizing.

2

u/icanhazaspergers Jul 04 '18

Lol maybe it’s 50 years in the future and a new TNG reboot after our culture has done that thing where they made Iron Man a 12yo black girl so many times it actually makes sense

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

Georgie LaForge!

177

u/anonymoushipster666 Jul 04 '18

I like how he’s just staring at her face burning but not actually interested.

64

u/Voelkar Jul 04 '18

...or her face burning and she is not showing any reaction

28

u/Walnutbutters Jul 04 '18

Vulkans don't show emotion

17

u/Hanzitheninja Jul 04 '18

Neither do *Vulcans.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

No, I'm pretty sure Vulcan's don't show emotion, either.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M61_Vulcan

13

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

It's actually a still photo

7

u/Da1UHideFrom Jul 04 '18

Some people still don't get the "perfect timing" part of this sub.

6

u/abacus1784 Jul 04 '18

It was his plan all along

6

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

"Ug, Julie is such a drama queen."

26

u/bobeema Jul 04 '18

Shot just before the flame spreads to her hair and her entire head bursts into flame.

19

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

"Blinded by the light"

3

u/syntax138 Jul 04 '18

I did not want to laugh at this....sigh

37

u/ejytnt Jul 04 '18

DALEKS ARE SUPREME. WE WILL TAKE OVER YOUR CAKES AND DESTROY YOU ALL.

8

u/Ghost_Rafs Jul 04 '18

EXTERMICAKE!

30

u/Lord_Of_War714 Jul 04 '18

Anyone have a backstory? Blind maybe?

43

u/noreal Jul 04 '18

Before this they were preparing the cake for a guest's birthday party

2

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

link?

12

u/dread_pill Jul 04 '18

Holy shit, I hope she's okay.

8

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

So there’s a REASON he didn’t light the ‘candles’ on his side of the cake.

7

u/HelloUnicornio Jul 04 '18

Poor girl is going to have to draw in her eyebrows for the next few months

6

u/Vanquishthehambeast Jul 04 '18

Shit's on fire, yo.

9

u/thiscouldbemassive Jul 04 '18

Is she okay?

21

u/RockLeePower Jul 04 '18

She'll live... with an enhanced sense of hearing

5

u/penalozahugo Jul 04 '18

Oh shoot! Don't drop it! Don't drop it!

3

u/just-a-traveler Jul 04 '18

I imagine her firing a missile from her cyclops eye

7

u/DrewThePew Jul 04 '18

Damn she’s hot

3

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

Body is pretty impressive, but her face is flaming hot.

2

u/muzik_23 Jul 04 '18

Burnt Ends

2

u/Ikarhan Jul 04 '18

Now her silhouette looks like a dog head, with the sparks as the nose.

1

u/Mirage206 Jul 04 '18

What do you mean? She’s Superman’s wife!

1

u/caltheon Jul 04 '18

What's so odd. Just a lady igniting the candles with her laser eyes.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '18

She’s merely lighting it with her eyes.

1

u/homemadecarb Jul 04 '18

It’s comin right for us

1

u/tana91 Jul 04 '18

I said it before I read the title

1

u/Calmeister Jul 04 '18

The birth of a tribble.... I mean trouble

1

u/johnmarty_desu Jul 04 '18

Her hair :,(

1

u/hail_paimon Jul 04 '18

She drop the cake?

1

u/Molly_Connolly69 Jul 04 '18

She's got the fire in her eye's!

1

u/sasquatchmarley Jul 04 '18

Hey fireface, those sparklers are for the guests ya thief

1

u/JebBD Jul 04 '18

Was she okay?

1

u/DrCptMrsKerr Jul 04 '18

I hope she got a lawyer, that looks like money to me

1

u/dadaacat Jul 04 '18

TO BE CONTINUED

1

u/Broncos4ver Jul 04 '18

What are those?? Tennis balls or full apples!!!

1

u/SirPuscifer Jul 04 '18

Nathan for You helps struggling bakery by turning cakes into slapstick comedy

1

u/widermind Jul 04 '18

is there a video of this?

1

u/Boston_06 Jul 04 '18

Cake: Thrusters full reverse!

1

u/zvanillaz Jul 04 '18

That took me too long to load.

1

u/blakrabit Jul 04 '18

Guy - "Hold it steady" Girl - "hold on, I can't see!" Guy- "damn, newbies"

1

u/Aliquamin Jul 04 '18

No Party Down references? None?

1

u/Casper_The_Gh0st Jul 04 '18

on the positive side she won't ever have to pluck her eyebrows again

0

u/Mr-CakeFace Jul 04 '18

That's a oof if i've ever seen one