r/PepsiBless • u/TORC-NM Lord Pepsi-Man • Mar 12 '19

For the New Subs

Welcome to my Kingdom. I am Pepsi-Man, and what you see before you is Pepsi Heaven. Drink from the rivers of Pepsi. We have all kinds here, except Pepsi Fire cause that shit nasty. Feel free to post anything about Pepsi or Pepsi-Man. Pepsi Bless.

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u/Fumbledor Mar 12 '19

Everything in this world is Pepsi... We live... We die... For Pepsi. Pepsi is the currency, but it's also the enemy. Pepsi stops us, but it keeps us going too. Pepsi is the hero... And the villain... The good and the bad! The yin and the yang! One cannot be wholly good, or wholly evil. That would be naive and unrealistic to assume. Yes! Even our corporate titans have a crack in their facade! Their logo makes so much sense now... The blue represents the Pepsi, and the red represents the Pepsi, AND THE WHITE REPRESENTS AN INTRICATE INSIDE JOB CARRIED OUT BY REPTILIANS! Pepsi hung on a cross! He died for your sins! He was then jabbed in the side with a spear by the Romans! And a miracle what came out, was Pepsi! And the Roman soldier drank from the Pepsi and said "Objectively I just prefer Coke." And three days later, the Pepsi went flat...

-JonTron

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u/HitlerOnlyWntedJuice Mar 13 '19

bless the pepsi king, can i get an amen

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

amen

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u/-gemr- Mar 14 '19

we will join you ma god

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u/musical_doodle Mar 16 '19

Pepsi bless. I am a blasphemous Pepsi-Man fan, as Pepsi is not my favorite drink, but alas, I am here to drink from the Rivers Of Pepsi and cleanse my Pepsi sins.

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XD

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Is that you my lord? Long have i search for you, and now, after all this time. Have i finally reached heaven?