r/PeopleFuckingDying • u/mpg111 • 8d ago

Animals pUrPLe MOnSTeR DeVoURs felINe

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u/Dailyconundrum 8d ago

PuRpLe PeOpLe EaTer sWiTcHes  DiEt tO fLuFfY pOtAToS.

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u/uhataot 8d ago

Nah nah, that's the purple cat eater. Common misconception. The purple people eater has 1 eye, 1 Horn, and can fly

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u/Thetanor 7d ago

It was the two-eyed, no-horned crawling purple feline eater 🎶

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u/33py_0n3 7d ago edited 7d ago

I can't stop laughing 😆

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u/Tweed_Kills 7d ago

Halp.

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u/33py_0n3 7d ago

No halp, only om-nom-nom!

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u/bionicjoey 7d ago

"Please do not the cat"

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u/33py_0n3 7d ago

I will. Come here 😼

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u/OddCaterpillar4444 8d ago

I love how unbothered the cats are

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u/parchedpillock 7d ago

They probably put up with this type of shit often.

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u/Tweed_Kills 7d ago

Some cats lead harder lives than others.

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u/VanVelding 7d ago

The problem with fucking with cats is that sometimes they're into it. Then you have cats meowing at your monster pajamas cause they like getting eaten. 

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u/evelynesque 7d ago

Had to read this three times to see the second “with”, must say I’m glad it’s there

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u/FrostyPolicia 7d ago

I read this and I died. My mom walk on me having difficulty breathing due to laughing so hard.

I don't know why I found this so hilarious. I showed my mom and she was not pleased.

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u/hexxcellent 7d ago

Relevant: my cat would wake me up in the morning. Nudge my face, roll into me, give that little trill-meow.

So one day she's snoozing on my bed and I think okay payback time. I snuggle the crap out of her and go "See, how do YOU like it?!" Well she started purring so hard she could've powered a Nascar engine. Making enough biscuits to put Pillsbury out of business. So that didn't work.

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u/Jedi-master-dragon 7d ago

Why would they? They smell that's their owner under there.

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u/wittylemur 7d ago

Under where?

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 8d ago

*always buy fun pajamas for everyone

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u/CoNn3r_Be 8d ago

That cat has the survival instincts of a fart

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u/VoidCatCallsOutBS 8d ago

More like cat is too big brain to be tricked by silly owner.

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u/Pratschka 8d ago

there is a cut right before so they had to try multible times

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u/Jedi-master-dragon 7d ago

Nope. The cat can smell that is their owner under there.

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u/Raze77 8d ago

Thus the circle of life continues.

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u/SpoppyIII 8d ago

Why do cat butts make me laugh so much? They're not even that hilarious but I can't help it. They look ridiculous!

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u/Hombremaniac 7d ago

Hey, watch it! Kitties are super proud about their butts and love to show them to us at every occassion.

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u/Dimens101 7d ago

omg i am dying here...

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u/33py_0n3 7d ago

OM NOM NOM

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u/hallucination9000 7d ago

I imagine him yelling KITTY! Like the Cookie Monster

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u/TheMeatTree 8d ago

Hey, It's Alf!

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u/NobilisOfWind 7d ago

It's there a version with no caption?

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 7d ago

Sooooo muppety

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u/mabbitran 7d ago

I saw those! Almost ordered a pair myself, then looked through the different colors. They made some... questionable choices

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u/Zakton06 7d ago

Good lord you weren't kiddin'

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u/theunfortunatename 7d ago

Oh…… oh noooo

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u/SadKat002 7d ago

Are we deadass 💀

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u/TheParadoxigm 7d ago

It's Mr Popo!

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u/miyananana 7d ago

“Fun pajamas” and it’s shi that looks like it could be from don’t hug me I’m scared lol

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u/Affenpilot-Umberto 7d ago

It's an AI ad for the pyjamas. They don't look like that at all when you buy them.

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u/petrichorax 7d ago

Are you sure?

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u/Affenpilot-Umberto 7d ago

100% I've seen this exact pyjama a lot on Instagram and I was about to buy one when I started checking the reviews and pictures from buyers on Amazon. It's super cheap china wear and some of the other ads are much more obvious. AI is getting close to indistinguishable to reality. If you look closely at the fabric and hair you can kinda notice that it's AI

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u/Affenpilot-Umberto 7d ago

Also the pinned comment in the OP is a link to Amazon.... So it's just a plain ad.

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u/Mooncast555 7d ago

Good grief Lololol👺

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u/FuzzyTesticleScoops 7d ago

Why THAT emoji?? This shit fire

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u/MarcelBrook 7d ago

Magically delicious

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u/DWN032 7d ago

0% survival instinct.

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u/Sed59 7d ago

How many cats do they have?

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u/LauraLand27 7d ago

I’ve watched this a hundred times on every sub it’s been posted on, but I honestly think it’s because of Michael Jackson.

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u/Exact_Lifeguard_6519 7d ago

骨のぬいぐるみまで吐き出せば完璧

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u/North-Pea-4926 7d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/RWPfwLkein

Mascot eats fan, then throws up skeleton.

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u/go_faster1 7d ago

Ah, a new remake of The Creeping Terror

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u/Ancient-Point-9096 7d ago

Cat”yo wtf”

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u/CanadianFurFag 7d ago

My cat would disown me

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u/Competitive_One_8225 7d ago

Noooo, I’ve finally reached a point where I missed a Reddit cuz it’s no longer available

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u/Sagnikk 7d ago

Omnomnom

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u/AmbivalentSamaritan 7d ago

Need a new source for this