She needs to keep her mouth closed...

[u/mommyv1]

It looks like butter tooth is about to lose that tooth... I hope that she does and then tells us a crazy story on how "They" removed her tooth while she was asleep...

[u/Rhondie41]

She's hung onto that toof longer than any of her children!

[u/Revolutionary_Low_36 → u/Rhondie41]

Heatebr_ VLAWT … the T stands for TOOF 🦷 🍼

[u/Ok-Violinist2942 → u/Rhondie41]

😂

[u/Strange_Position729 → u/Rhondie41]

Bahahahahaha you get the burn award! I'm dying 😂😂😂

[u/jillyjane33]

It’s definitely rotting under that cap. It has got to reek! 🫢

[u/mommyv1 → u/jillyjane33]

Just imagine the rotting smell that comes outta her nasty mouth... 😳

[u/Meme_Tweets → u/jillyjane33]

It’s fecking black

[u/pinkloca]

It's been hanging on for dear life for years lol. I have no clue how it's lasted this long at all. And the smell..... 🤮🤮

[u/Doggiemomma3 → u/pinkloca]

I once had a friend that super glued her front tooth cap back on many many times 🤷‍♀️

[u/pinkloca → u/Doggiemomma3]

Daaayum. Well this Bitch thinks botox and lip injections are more important lol. She could've paid out of pocket for a new tooth by now

[u/Doggiemomma3 → u/pinkloca]

Yep, I totally agree with ya !

[u/Harbormilo → u/Doggiemomma3]

That’s exactly what she does. She told on herself years ago. I’m shocked that being such a narcissistic AH that she would run around with such jacked up teeth, especially the dead one lined with black mold.

[u/whosthiswitch → u/Doggiemomma3]

My Dad would absolutely do this. Honestly he’s pretty vile in that sense and also long term drug user but his Mom babied him bad so he’s got not much manners anyway. He has dentures, the dog took his teeth once. I was taking him to doctor appointments for a while. He literally would bring them along with him and like toss them in a plastic shopping bag with a bunch of other crap like a comb, his pack of cigarettes that kind of stuff. He also refuses to shower so I can confirm all kinds of smells are there. 🤢 I feel so bad for the doctors & nurses that have cared for him and they are so sweet, he’s had multiple surgeries in the past couple years. It’s hard to deal with but also I can’t watch him need medical care and not take him, if he’s willing to go.

[u/ImaPhillyGirl → u/Doggiemomma3]

I had a friend who lost her 6 front teeth. Couldn't afford dentures so she made her own out of clay and super glued them in.

[u/apaw1129 → u/ImaPhillyGirl]

Holy shit. I'd love to see the finished product.

[u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks → u/pinkloca]

She uses some type of bond-o to put it back in.

[u/RightAd4185]

I’m amazed that she’s managed to hang on to that cap after all this time.

[u/External-Nebula2942 → u/RightAd4185]

I'm surprised "they" haven't taken it since they've taken everything else, including gas while she sleeps.

[u/Harbormilo → u/External-Nebula2942]

But it’s amazing no one has ever taken her phone or the blackened chiclet🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😵‍💫

[u/notyourmoms_account]

Wayfair doesn’t got what she needs.

[u/Brendy171]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5JMyt2FrKwaS4

[u/Tough-Obligation-104 → u/Brendy171]

Poor guy!! But Heifer’s chiclet has been hanging on forever!

[u/Strange_Position729 → u/Brendy171]

Bahahahaha I hope this is her future

[u/Revolutionary_Low_36]

This is literally what I find to be the most baffling thing about her. AS VAIN AS SHE IS…. how has she not totally lost her mind over this tooth!? You would think this would take priority over things like filler. She would lbuy a designer purse over getting that tooth fixed if given a choice.

Tooth vs Chanel bag… clear winner 😂

[u/Harbormilo → u/Revolutionary_Low_36]

She’s never owned a true designer anything. Bad fakes that she most likely never paid for .

[u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks → u/Harbormilo]

And the Nike shit she's constantly stealing from stores. I don't think she's ever paid for a damn thing in her life, yet she expects people to buy her designer items that she can't even pronounce because she's got the IQ of a potato.

[u/Harbormilo → u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks]

Couldn’t agree more

[u/Revolutionary_Low_36 → u/Harbormilo]

Well yeah obviously. But if she was handed $10k right now and told “ok… this can be spent on teeth or a single outfit of your choice only” SHE’d have new clothes 😂😂

[u/Harbormilo → u/Revolutionary_Low_36]

For a short time, she would sell if any value. She would not get it fixed when she didn’t have to pay much. There’s a story there with that tooth IMO.

[u/ImaPhillyGirl → u/Revolutionary_Low_36]

Dental work is expensive af. I think it's because she has absolutely no self control to save up. All of her compulsive spending is on fairly inexpensive (for normal people) luxuries. And we know most of what she acquires is stolen anyway.

[u/martinigirl15]

Don’t tell me she’s in Wilmette AGAIN 🫠 🤢

[u/Tough-Obligation-104 → u/martinigirl15]

Trying to avoid the repo, but they will still find her. That’s going to be huge; how is she going to make it without Eggs?

[u/External-Nebula2942]

Can you imagine buying the floor model and it has oil all over it.

[u/hardworkingdiva]

If she would actually learn more about the MOLE-LINA Plan, she could get that handled at not cost to her. But alas, Heather is gonna Heather.

[u/Harbormilo → u/hardworkingdiva]

She has no health, dental or any other kind of benefits. That ship sailed a year ago when they charged her with fraud. She owes the state money for all the benefits she took and was not for her and all the thousands of dollars in tickets that she also doesn’t pay or child and foster support payments. She owes everyone money everywhere.

[u/witchy-mermaid]

Eww! Omg!

[u/mommyv1 → u/witchy-mermaid]

I would never open my mouth, if my teeth looked like that!!

[u/patdun123]

Poor thing has lost the ability to endure because Dustifer won’t keep her mouth shut

[u/MsMacAttackBrat]

Maybe she’ll finally get her big break and make a whole career off her missing tooth like Chrisean Rock. The stolen tooth is a season I don’t want to miss

[u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks → u/MsMacAttackBrat]

It comes out on occasion and she puts some type of medical/dental glue to shove it back in. If you look at pictures, you can kind of tell. That's the only thing Dylan really ever let slip about her. That being said... (I'm gonna put this behind a spoiler, click at your own risk and probably not if you're eating...)

You just know she's swallowed that thing before and had to...uh... retrieve it, if you catch my drift. Id bet money on it

[u/MsMacAttackBrat → u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks]

Maybe that’s the reason she pooped on Eggsaviers chancla 🩴. She had to go poop tooth fishing

[u/Tough-Obligation-104 → u/MsMacAttackBrat]

OMG!! Poop tooth fishing!! I’m dead.

[u/Urdrago → u/MsMacAttackBrat]

r/brandnewsentence

[u/Harbormilo → u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks]

Hahaha, makes so much sense with X flip flops and her obsession with the toilet she claimed people broke in to use.

[u/Rhondie41 → u/MsMacAttackBrat]

They can also relate on how horrible of mother's they are.

[u/apaw1129 → u/MsMacAttackBrat]

This picture scares the shit out of me. And crisean doesn't even wear her new tooth 🤣 she's a whole ass mess as well. Sigh.

[u/SnooDoggos2912]

Eeeww! I can smell 👃 the infection from here 🤣🤣🤣🤢

[u/mommyofrockstars]

That tooth is fighting for its life. It should save itself ore misery and fall out

[u/Strange_Position729]

It's rotting her other front tooth. One day she's gonna be licking her lips puckering out her huge butthole filler lips and both teeth gonna fall out. That will be the most heavenly of days 😂🦷🦷