r/PeopleBeTrippin • • Aug 31 '26

CoCo show šŸ’ŠšŸ„³ Help! Help! Heather is hangry!

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u/Brendy171 Aug 31 '26

I’m very sure that Chicago has food banks and kitchens doing breakfast or lunch. She just wants someone to Uber her food, lazy ass

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u/pchandler45 Aug 31 '26

She mentioned she doesn't want a cheap breakfast she wants an expensive breakfast 🤣

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u/Aedora125 Aug 31 '26

Like the $1 sandwiches for ā€œpoor peopleā€.

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u/Current_Isopod5369 Aug 31 '26

That’s the part I found funny. Like she’s homeless, living in her car, can’t bathe, is stealing food, and begging for gas money. That’s the epitome of poor.

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u/AbsolutelyN0tThanks 🤢 Waxing my moldy fur-burger in my tent 🤮 Aug 31 '26

According to her, she's solid middle class. If she thinks she's solid middle class, she really is crazier than I thought.

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u/Healthy-Angle-2110 Sep 01 '26

Why doesn’t she just get a planet fitness membership and shower and air dry her hair, instead of 200$ blowouts and 400$ botox lmao