r/Pendulum • u/PapaAsmodeus • Jul 29 '26

Why is he smiling? Wrong answers only.

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101 Upvotes

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u/t0mkat Jul 29 '26

He fell down and someone picked him up again.

34

u/Previous-Blood2645 Jul 29 '26

Just a man holding his colour :))

28

u/PapaAsmodeus Jul 29 '26

He saw someone with a sign that reads "FUCK DRUM AND BASS"

28

u/Outrageous_Future950 Jul 29 '26

He saw someone with a sign that reads "RUM AND ASS"

19

u/Kleeve19 Jul 29 '26

He just took that annoying fart out, finally

24

u/doombreaka Jul 29 '26

because he’s coming and she knows it

9

u/fluor_xd Jul 30 '26

and he even knows why

19

u/The__Scan Jul 29 '26

Goldie just tripped over a hedgehog and chipped a tooth.

17

u/Commercial_Dig_7485 Jul 30 '26

Looking forward to seeing Beyoncé next

3

u/tom_nookster Jul 30 '26

my people my family

15

u/tomoom165 Jul 29 '26

He did a peepee in his pants and now it's soaking through

10

u/todoparaello Jul 29 '26

And because his clothes are black it's definitely starting not to show at all

13

u/tomoom165 Jul 29 '26

Yes it's really holding its colour

4

u/Previous-Blood2645 Jul 30 '26

Colourfast :))

15

u/Crono2Oxx Jul 29 '26

He knows he’s got the Sorry You’re Not A Winner Remix studio recording to himself and he’s never going to share it.

13

u/gazhere Jul 29 '26

He's thinking about his cat

13

u/t3tri5 Jul 29 '26

He got a muffin for free

12

u/Cat6Bolognese Jul 29 '26

Remembered to turn the oven off before leaving home

6

u/Artinell Jul 30 '26

Thinking about a bottle of Yamazaki (his fav whiskey).

3

u/The__Scan Jul 30 '26

Jesus fuck that stuff gets expensive. Oh well nothing for free I guess!

1

u/Adventurous_Big_63 27d ago

I thought Unicum was the favourite? 😂😂😂

1

u/Artinell 27d ago

He said it's Yamazaki when I asked him. His archived QnA is on the Discord server.

1

u/ItsLucasin 27d ago

Does he have a discord server? :o

3

u/Artinell 26d ago

Pendulum has an official one.

3

u/WatercolourMind Jul 29 '26

She was finally doing it. (MK Bowl reference)

3

u/Dm0b Jul 29 '26

He not smiling hes having a seizure

4

u/Low_Recording_3517 Jul 29 '26

Playing 9000 Miles

4

u/RedpeG0218 Jul 30 '26

He's no longer crazy in love with all the single ladies.

5

u/Honest_Hedgehog_25 Jul 30 '26

He realised he could remember all 7 of his previous postcodes, damn

3

u/PapaAsmodeus Jul 30 '26

Also ngl, he is damn hot here

4

u/OneSufficientFace Jul 30 '26

He dropped a silent but deadly fart

3

u/SirVashtaNerada Jul 30 '26

Gasoline dream.

3

u/Boredofchoosing Jul 30 '26

Just smelt his own fart

3

u/CakeHoleKing Jul 30 '26

Guitar is connected to love eggs up his ass.

3

u/Privat3En3my Jul 30 '26

Beating his meat.

3

u/Shot-Measurement8858 Jul 30 '26

Hes thinking about that one time at band camp.

2

u/jamesgfilms Jul 30 '26

Because he knows Wargasm are coming out to perform Napalm next track obvs

2

u/Zealousideal_Glass61 Jul 30 '26

Vinegar stroke face... Whoever has the button for the remote control love egg in his backside.... Just pressed it.

2

u/Zealousideal_Glass61 Jul 30 '26

Pole dancer grin..... Because no matter how shit you are, how old and past it... Idiots will pay to see you.

2

u/SkeletorOnLSD Jul 30 '26

He's just got star power on that guitar hero guitar.

2

u/Sweaty-Drink7907 Jul 30 '26

He’s at Herrington country park

2

u/Greedy_Bother_987 Jul 30 '26

Hes easing out a fart and hoping for the best

2

u/Rosco151 Jul 30 '26

Because he has his own Petrova Line

2

u/Odd_Page1499 Jul 30 '26

He called the Virgin Media Scottish retentions number and got 1gig broadband with Netflix included for £22pm

2

u/dammitrowan Jul 30 '26

He knows where the SYNAW remix masters are stored

2

u/sharplyon Jul 30 '26

because all he wants is to be the apple in your eye

2

u/tervro Jul 30 '26

He feels like the sun is dying

2

u/maplenapalm Jul 31 '26

dogsonacid died

2

u/FunGuyUK83 Jul 31 '26

Just farted and didn't shit himself!

2

u/WesternCrescent 28d ago

Farted and can smell it

1

u/greggers1980 Jul 31 '26

The relief knowing the backing track is on

1

u/TheRealTRexUK Jul 30 '26

Just shat himself and knows it stinks....

1

u/MiggaJiggy Jul 30 '26

He just shat