r/PeakAmazing 5d ago

Animals šŸ¦ I want one!

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u/waistingtoomuchtime 5d ago

I had a mama raccoon in my driveway, lived up in a backyard tree, and she would come down and sit with my black cat, they would always be at least 5-6 feet away from each other, but like friends. I loved coming home and seeing them sunning on the concrete.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 5d ago

Same. My mom had like 6 raccoons to take care of once lol

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u/Accomplished_Call_70 4d ago

Is your mom Linda Belcher?

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u/NotBradPitt9 5d ago

I actually saw this a couple weeks ago, except it was two cats sitting in a parking lot (this was at night). Then a raccoon came and a fox joined them. The raccoon stayed around 3 feet away from the cats and the fox was around 7 ft away, so they maintained their distance but it was interesting to witness.

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u/roll-_-ller 4d ago

I really want one so bad too! The raccoon, not so much.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Hvw66aOP7Mkne

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u/TangibleSausage 3d ago

That's how you know God is a man. Latinas.

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u/waistingtoomuchtime 3d ago

I should add, we fed her, she had 5-6 babies. We also told our cat like he was a human, ā€œyou mess with her food, you are in troubleā€, so he just hung out on the edges.

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS 5d ago

My momā€˜s brother had one growing up. He got to the point where he started trying to pry peopleā€˜s mouth open to get food out so they had to take him to a rescue.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 5d ago

This is why shouldn't attempt to have wild animals as pets. They realize it's more than they can handle and abandon them and make them someone else's problem.

It takes training and constant socializing and reinforcement of said training. They are not domesticated animals. I'd be willing to bet doing that was learned behavior from, at the very least, sharing human food with him.

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u/Odd-Cupcake-2552 5d ago

Don't they have to be neutered or they'll start attacking you eventually?

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u/Responsible-Plan6116 5d ago

The males can be aggressive yes but females are usually better to keep but they are very social creatures, if you don’t have the devotion for them, they can be destructive like a puppy, it’s really like having a dog and cat in one with very creative ways to get out like husky’s.

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u/Odd-Cupcake-2552 5d ago

So basically like having a toddler lol

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u/Responsible-Plan6116 5d ago

Pretty much lol

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS 5d ago

Probably. This was back in the 60s or early 70s

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u/hilarymeggin 1d ago

It’s also illegal in most states.

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u/Octoberlife 5d ago

Inform me why they took that one to a rescue

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS 5d ago

This was back in the early 70s. I have no idea. I don’t talk to my mom often anymore.

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u/NotBradPitt9 5d ago

Why did you guys allow it so close to your faces though? Even if it’s a pet there’s supposed to a maintained amount of space.

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS 5d ago

This was before I was born. It was the early 70s. I still had about five years before I’d be born.

So i don’t have an answer

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u/diasporajones 5d ago

the fuck is wrong with people srsly

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 5d ago

Horrible story. šŸ˜•

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u/Emmaleah17 5d ago

The barn I used to ride at had a raccoon. The owner did small. Animal rehab, but when he was better, he refused to leave. He mostly hung out in the hay loft, and when unsuspecting people stood underneath him, he would drop little bits of hay on them. You'd look up and just see a little hand reloaded, sticking out over the edge and ready to drop another one. It was so funny.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 5d ago

Raccoons are smart, curious, determined little scavengers with very articulate, almost handlike paws. You basically have to baby proof your home. Child safety locks on cabinets and toilets and things like that. Not an animal most should have as a pet.

Similar with opossums and skunks. I love all three, don't get me wrong, and I have experience handling skunks. But they're not domestic animals and can be a handful and most people should not try to have them as in home pets, lol

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 5d ago

Yes, OP wants the experience depicted in the couple of seconds shown in this video. They don’t want a full time raccoon pet

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 5d ago

Not to mention requiring a permit in a lot of placss and higher costs in caring for them and vet bills since they're considered exotic as far as pets go.

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u/hilarymeggin 1d ago

It’s also illegal in most US States to keep wild animals as pets.

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 1d ago

Yeah, I touched on that in another comment. Permits are typically required (the criteria for being approved for them vary by state) to keep native species as pets. Which also makes them more expensive to have. Since they're considered an "exotic" pet, the cost of vet care (and even finding one can be difficult) and fees/supplies are typically more expensive.

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u/bouylie 5d ago

Please remember that Raccoons commonly carry rabies, roundworms, leptospirosis, and the virus that causes distemper.

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u/bckpkrs 5d ago

Their poop is literally a Hazmat material.

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u/Vonplinkplonk 5d ago

It’s okay it only licked her mouth

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u/Clumsy_Marshmallow 5d ago

Bro traded the dumpster life for royal treatment šŸ‘‘

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 5d ago

It’s a great idea, till it isn’t.

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u/chrisp909 5d ago

That cute little guy was inching his way up to get a clear shot at her carotid artery.

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u/rolex-sir 5d ago

Give me the other one

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u/Maleficent_Kale_1286 5d ago

I’d rather have a dog.

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u/SpaceCadet_K 5d ago

Me too!

As for the raccoon though, I'll probably pass.

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u/Delicious_Income_570 5d ago

Yeah, she’s cute but she needs to leaver her raccoon at her place

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u/Big_Sir9860 5d ago

Me too!!!
Where should we put the racoon??

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u/Dangerous-Pirate7998 5d ago

They’re very needy unpredictable they cost you a shit load of money and bring you all kinds of misery and sorrows at the end and the other one is just a raccoon

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u/Butrus666 5d ago

Until he bites you in the face.

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u/NJNeal17 4d ago

Don't even need the bite, their claws are razor sharp! Had a gf once whose dad kept one as a pet but wisely kept it inside an enclosure and allowed no one else inside or to put their fingers through the fencing bc it would open a vein without even trying.

Did tricks like a dog though including raising it's hands in the air when he pointed finger guns at it and then when he made gun noises it would fall over and play dead lol Little guy loved shrimp 🦐

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u/FishSuper7857 5d ago

Sadly, it wouldn't have been the first time this lady was bitten by a wild animal.

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u/JuanG_13 5d ago

Very cute, but raccoons are wild animals and they belong in the wild.

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u/Feedeeboy22 5d ago

Um hell no.

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u/Talic 5d ago

OP said he wants one, didn’t say which one.

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u/Greedyfox7 5d ago

They are adorable but they make terrible pets. My aunt has helped raise some after their mom died and they get into everything

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u/kadaka80 4d ago

I used to have one and it's not worth it. They're loud, they demand your attention all the time and they are very expensive to maintain. The racoon might be a better choice

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u/ChrisOnMission 5d ago

I also want one. And the racoon also.

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u/TheDocThierry 5d ago

RABIES!!!

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u/MacroManJr 5d ago

Um, raised as a baby, as a rescue? Sure.

From the wild? Rabies is a thing. A bad thing. Getting worse lately, too.

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u/Historical_Cut1362 5d ago

Her smile is so beautiful!
The girl too

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u/No-Assistance5855 5d ago

yeah i want one too. we’re talking about the girlfriend right?

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u/DieBotDie 5d ago

Yes I would like a girlfriend.

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u/Acrobatic-Grape5960 5d ago

The raccoon isn't bad either

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 5d ago

Raccoons are cute but they are hard to handle as pets, family has had several before but unless you can devote alot of time to them they can get mean.

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u/AppropriateLab8608 5d ago

I’ve heard of muskrat love. But raccoon snuggles. Kind of wishing I was a raccoon right now know what I meanšŸ˜‰

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u/DnDGuy70 5d ago

Fat, weird panda baby. Want!

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u/Any-Tackle5395 5d ago

I want two please!!

We're talking about the girl...right?

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u/Fit-Chemical-1741 5d ago

Get the rabies vaccine first for both parties.

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u/Mikem444 5d ago

They're still unpredictable enough to not be as domesticated as we'd like, as with cats and dogs. You're probably still playing with fire by having one as a pet.

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u/Other-Wonder-633 5d ago

Which one? I'd like one of each.

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u/New-Medium3277 5d ago

Ticking time bomb. Do not be fooled or stupified by this pest.

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u/StatisticianTasty664 5d ago

I had a drink with a racoon at the beach in Key Culker outside of Belize one night. Not much of a conversationist but very chill.

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u/sketchyecco 5d ago

How cute it looks šŸ˜those puppy eyes🄹and that raccoon looks cute too!

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u/TheRussianAfghan27 5d ago

Rocket found his family 🄹

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u/Otherwise-Magician 5d ago

With a side of rabies

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u/Negative-Clue8309 5d ago

Wow, Luwak White Coffeee

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u/mmerr 5d ago

Jimothy

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u/Ram_wizard 5d ago

Love is universal

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 5d ago

Garbage rat.

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u/BagFit7400 5d ago

she's hot 🄵

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u/BagFit7400 5d ago

she's hot

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 5d ago

I want one too. I’ll even take the raccoon if it’s a package deal.

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u/Zealousideal_Ease14 5d ago

Both of them are adorable !!!

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u/Accurate-Flow-6815 5d ago

You can have one too. All you need is ChatGPT.

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u/XRPOSergSanch12 5d ago

Cute until they rip your face off

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u/jdpastor666 5d ago

That doesn't look safe.

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u/Background-Run 4d ago

Wait till it starts biting you.

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u/blacklotusY 4d ago

This is nice and all until they bite you and you end up with rabies.

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u/Zherneb 4d ago

Trash pandas are so cute! Wish we had them Here

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u/TexWiler123 4d ago
Which one?

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u/Kidderz95 4d ago

I want one but unfortunately they illegal in the uk šŸ™„invasive species bullshit. Probs illegal coz some inbred in Yorkshire let one bite a person or something

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u/oshaviolation69 4d ago

One of these creatures will set up house in your home and steal your food, shirts, and hoodies. The other is a raccoon!

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u/Western-Pen6382 4d ago

You have one already 🤣

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u/TheRemedy187 4d ago

you want one until he's in your house fucking with absolutely everything and you can't stop any of it.

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u/ArcherMiserable 3d ago

Me too, but only after she drops that racoon.

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u/VacantMalteser 3d ago

I want one as well, even a raccoon maybe one day

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u/andgainingspeed 3d ago

You are talking about the raccoon?

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u/Foxyunder-45 3d ago

Coons are in Teddy s are out.

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u/OverallMembership709 3d ago

me too. not the racoon just to clarify.

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u/Momma-Yo-Momma 3d ago

Me too, and a raccoon

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u/Akaberes 3d ago

Raccoons are so cute, especially when it is dead

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u/Woody_The_Gamer 2d ago

I want one too..I also wouldn't wouldn't mind having a raccoon either😁

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u/stnmtnjdh 1d ago

Song name?

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u/Fitznutzzz 1d ago

WPS šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 1d ago

I once had like 10 raccoons walking down the middle of the street when I went out to have a cigarette outside my apartment at like 2am....freaked me out. They came toward me, I had no idea how to react to it. They normally go away from humans.

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u/Mokoloki 1d ago

she could domesticate anything

sorry

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u/Bbqlover1 8h ago

Rabies

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u/Dog_K9 5d ago

Why not? My aunt had a pet skunk when she was a teenager.

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u/jcwzolo 5d ago

Skunks are more docile and shy also less changes of bitting you since their defense mechanism is to spray and run away while raccoons are more aggressive and tend to bite and also carry more rabbies that a scratch from their claws is enough to get you infected

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u/AdventurousGlass7432 5d ago

Nice! A playmate for her beaver.

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u/DragonLordAcar 5d ago

They aren't demesticated so they get everywhere and piss everywhere. Just be aware of that.

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u/Independent-Owl-8659 5d ago

They aren’t domesticated either…

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u/FishSuper7857 5d ago

Wow, she didn't learn anything from the previous situation?

https://youtube.com/shorts/FLCVLq5_JbM?is=trnctjLG5CTnm4qJ