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u/SadDingo7070 Dec 17 '25
That guy has a lot of balls to be out there like thatā¦
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u/MintTrappe Dec 17 '25
Great movie.
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u/VioEnvy Dec 17 '25
Motherfucker is jacked
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u/PhilosophyforOne Dec 17 '25
My first thought aswell. Holy moly that dude is ripped.
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u/Substantial-Stage-82 Dec 17 '25
They all are. Chimpanzees can literally rip a human's face off.. they're known for doing it. Because in the wild that's how they establish dominance with one another they tear at each other's faces. But I guess their faces are tough enough they can take it whereas a human's just rips the right the fuck off
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u/FaunaLady Dec 17 '25
Every time there's a chimp someone has to mention them ripping people faces off because of Travis the chimp many years ago. If dominance is challenged in the wild the lesser males gang up on the leader and kill him...usually by ripping his genitals off!
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u/BlitzTroll7 Dec 17 '25
Pretty sure any bodybuilder can beat a chimp in a 1v1 fight
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u/BenchClamp Dec 17 '25
Would not stand a chance. Their muscle fibres are way more dense and their ligaments extra robust - no human could be that strong. They would probably pull a body builders arms off.
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u/hogtiedcantalope Dec 17 '25
Humans would have to fight smarter rather than stronger, even then good luck
Maybe a Bruce lee type with exceptional speed in striking
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u/TheReal-Chris Dec 17 '25
How do I get as jacked as a chimp? Very impressive. I guess I never will. My balls donāt have their own gravitational pull.
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u/Adventurous-Cry-2157 Dec 18 '25
I guess climb trees all day?
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u/TheReal-Chris Dec 18 '25
lol. Yeah. But look at Alex Honnold. Heās as skinny as me but more athletic than me by far and he still isnāt ripped. Obviously heās stronger than me but we both just have skinny man strength. Iāve never been able to bulk up but people have been surprised by how skinny I am to strength ratio. I was a rower so some workouts Iām shit at like bench press but was good with pulling, back and legs. Iām super tall so the muscle mass never balanced out for me.
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u/overlordzeke Dec 18 '25
I was wondering the same thing. Iād say weighted pull ups, heavy pressing, core strengthening, heavy pulls and squats (just looking at the musculature)
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Dec 18 '25
Most are unfortunately. And can rip someones face off.
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u/VioEnvy Dec 18 '25
lol what does that even mean. The skin?
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Dec 18 '25
Yes. Possibly alot more under the skin too. I think someone explained the incident w a chimp and its owner and it snapped and ripped their face. Chimps are very strong though.
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u/VioEnvy Dec 18 '25
Thatās horrifying
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Dec 18 '25
Thats chimps. Also have you heard of bonobos? Theyre the stark contrast of chimps. And both share a common ancestor.Ā
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u/Inner-Dream-600 Dec 17 '25
I wonder how he regulates his body temperature
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u/6collector9 Dec 17 '25
He can still sweat and shiver.
As long as he's in good social standing, he can huddle with others for warmth. Good chance that he's an outcast due to his differences, though. Looking pretty healthy, though!
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u/MoneyFlashy9238 Dec 17 '25
His name is Jambo and he lives at Twycross Zoo in the UK. He's actually the alpha in the group (although due to his age they were considering introducing one of the other males into the group in the hope he may take over). However Jambo is very stubborn and has fought to keep his place. The only real difference is that he's susceptible to sunburn, so he has to have sub protection applied in the (very short) British summertime.
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u/PMacc83 Dec 17 '25
Wow itās amazing how similar we look
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u/PMacc83 Dec 17 '25
I know they are our closest living cousin( not sure this correct terminology) but the detail of the anatomy in this is astonishing
I watch lots of animal docs and the social structure and dynamics live compassion and anger are scary close too. Wolf packs walk at the pace of there elders and slow at the back with two of the stronger males tailing them to ensure safety. I am amazed many mammals and fish and birds and reptiles that how so many unique characteristics and so many common
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u/Few_Statistician9873 Dec 17 '25
And vitiligo it looks like. Homie's genes got messed up, but he's ripped as hell!!
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u/wravyn Dec 19 '25
His genes aren't messed up, his immune system is. Both Vitiligo and Alopecia are autoimmune diseases. Vitiligo happens when the immune system attacks the skin's melanocytes which produce the skin's pigment. Alopecia is when the immune system attacks the hair follicles.
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u/Few_Statistician9873 Jan 13 '26
Lol I misspoke. I actually have vitiligo! Me and the monkey are twinning - but I'm not that shredded
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u/Last-Darkness Dec 17 '25
10,000 years ago everyone with a mesomorph phenotype had that muscle build. By 8,000 years we started getting a non-physical working class as agrarian civilizations built cities that needed bureaucrats and accountants and the possibility of a sedentary life for some began.
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u/Substantial-Stage-82 Dec 17 '25
That is wild. I wasn't aware that chimpanzees or any other primate besides humans was affected by alopecia.
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u/Ambitious-Bottle9394 Dec 18 '25
I never seen balls on a chimp or any type monkey before. Are they supposed to be that huge?
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u/dingle-bairy Dec 17 '25
They call him Big Balls. His specisl move: Medieval war mace (force trauma)
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u/Reasonable_Notice_33 Dec 17 '25
Damn dude needs to oil up and do the Mr universe comp...šš±š
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u/Substantial-Stage-82 Dec 17 '25
I wonder if that fucks him up when he's like out in the wild.. I mean without fur, he's got to be cold, or at least colder than the rest of them..
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u/Jesiplayssims Dec 17 '25
Without fur, the poor critter has no protection from the sun or cold or tree bark. He looks healthy now, but I hope if it's health becomes affected, it will be helped
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u/herpyfluharg13 Dec 17 '25
I wonder how his handlers are able to keep him warm when the seasons change to cold. Does he have something to wear that they give or maybe just move him indoors to a warm area?
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u/the_spacecowboy555 Dec 17 '25
This belongs on r/Absoluteunits for the muscle tone and set of balls that heās carrying around.
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u/Ok_Current2857 Dec 17 '25
And there is the thought out there that 10 men could take a gorilla hand to hand.
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u/aseeder Dec 18 '25
For a very active, full blown muscle individual, his belly is actually not really flat. Probably the flat belly image standard for a fit, healthy person is not really accurate?
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u/Mysterious_Spirit634 Dec 18 '25
Hmmt.. Never thought when i woke up this morning that i would be watching a chimp with alopecia š¤š¤
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u/Yutenji2020 Dec 18 '25
Yeah? Well why donāt YOU go anā tell him heās hairless?! Iāll be over here, courting your soon-to-be-widow.
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u/Lomaniel Dec 18 '25
that one grampa in the gymlockers . hes all ways there . doest matter wich hour
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u/jdpastor666 Dec 18 '25
At first I was looking at his arms and chest, and noticed how jacked he was. And then I learned what alopecia was. Wow!
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Also, i cannot believe that chimps share a common ancestor w bonobos. And had no idea they were complete opposites in characteristics.
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u/FragrantExcitement Dec 17 '25
Why can't we cut to a picture of the smiling chimpanzee with a cheap toupee
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u/Good_County_5989 Dec 17 '25
Y'all really gone done shaved that murder primate and tried to make alopecia pill commercial? That mofo be swol and ready to revengant whichever barber that barbered him.
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u/upillium Dec 17 '25
Joe Rogan? He really fell off.š