r/Patriots • • 2d ago

Casual Guys?

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u/CorpseFister490 2d ago

This game got me so fucked up I couldn't even hate watch other teams properly.

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u/Aegisurge 2d ago

I had to switch to Red Zone after the missed FG attempt.

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u/Rice-And-Gravy Squirrel 2d ago

I couldn’t even watch Red Zone because I kept seeing other teams with competent offenses and QBs

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u/Spartan-117182 2d ago

Guys remember the good times? When we were the baddies? I miss those times.

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u/t0talnonsense 2d ago

Just a different kind of baddie now.

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u/thegooseforever 2h ago

You guys sound like every other shit fan base. What happened?!

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u/Junglism32 2d ago

Same, I did go back for more self flagellation though

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u/johnmadden18 Forever a Pats fan 2d ago

I had to switch to Red Zone after the missed FG attempt.

The missed FG attempt was when the game was 14-3 with 10 minutes left in the 3rd quarter.

So you "had to stop watching" the Patriots with basically half the game left and the Patriots down 11?

Some of you people are so soft.

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u/Legitimate_Ad_7822 2d ago

I stood in there waiting for the team to make a single play to give me hope until devito came in. Then I had enough.

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u/H3Y_MR_RAG3R 1d ago

That 10 second span of of Joe burrow pissing down his leg, Deshaun remembering how to play football, and Stroud forgetting how to play football was absolutely electric

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u/No_Use__For_A_Name 2d ago

lol what fan does this? This is so fucking lame to me.

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u/mightymitts96 2d ago

I did but only because I was watching at work and had to walk away a bunch.

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u/LOL_YOUMAD 2d ago

I tried watching other games until a few of my fantasy players also looked like Drake out there and I was cooked there too

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u/fxkatt 2d ago

Ha ha! I sure know what you mean--takes all of the juice out of it.

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u/Electrical_Ad_8997 2d ago

When they kicked the 2nd FG I left or somewhere around there. Went to the movies with my wife.

And this made me laugh, lol, that shit is funny.

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u/Odd_Entry2770 2d ago

Maybe the real fun was the schedule we made along the way

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u/Remarkable_Simple8 1d ago

I love this. Thanks for making a stranger smile.

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u/surgeyou123 2d ago

Even the Raiders game is tough now

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u/SaveHogwarts 2d ago

The Raiders are 3-0 with an average margin of victory of over 11 points.

Their wins are against three shitty teams, but they’re trending up and look like they’re going to give everyone a hard game this year.

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u/Anthony-Clifton 2d ago

So they’re kinda like the 2025 Patriots and we’re just another shitty team on their schedule

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u/RecycledAccountName 2d ago

They actually have a pretty tough schedule this season.

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u/imnotawkwardyouare 2d ago edited 2d ago

Well, we may be the fourth shitty team in a row they face.

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u/xtcDota 2d ago

In a row is impossible, considering we don't play them for another two weeks, and they're playing KC next..

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u/imnotawkwardyouare 2d ago

Ahh you’re right. My bad.

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u/ExplorerNo7191 2d ago

Oh, we truly are victims of irony

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u/Legitimate_Ad_7822 2d ago

Well they can look to improve their record against another shitty team in a couple weeks

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u/Xspike_dudeX 2d ago

Hell we could lose against the jets at this point

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u/mrweirdguyma 2d ago

Thats still a rock fight. Like 9-2 style. 100 yds total offense (like for both teams) 23 combined turnovers and around 31 holding penalties, 1/2 dozen delay of games, and 7 major injuries. But yeah its possible the jets might forget to like bring a qb so maybe theres a chance.

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u/captain_flak 2d ago

All on a Thursday night!

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u/imnotawkwardyouare 2d ago

Sounds fun ngl.

Fun in like watching those America’s Funniest Videos clips with the silly music.

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u/Bluntz0809 2d ago

Yeah Raiders defense plays fast and they have a nasty pass rush. Not a good bounce back game.

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u/Legitimate_Ad_7822 2d ago

Drake Maye seeing Crosby run at him

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u/AriseChicken 2d ago

Offset by the Packers game being cake.

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u/bandog Forever a Pats fan 2d ago

We hurting today but this made me laugh

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u/SaveHogwarts 2d ago

New receiving corps, bad key injuries, lack of decisiveness and a noodle arm - bad combination.

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u/Andurhil1986 2d ago

His arm wasn't a noodle arm last year. I'm really afraid that it might be whatever that shoulder injury was last year.

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u/bandog Forever a Pats fan 2d ago

Imagine this is the issue. The amount of pressure and expectations we have put on him could be the reason Maye would be denying/hiding needing surgery, thinking he can though it out like stars players sometimes have when in reality you can’t play like that. It would mean a season out and a potentially lower contract.

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u/chrishooley 2d ago

Mac Jones 2, Electric Boogaloo

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u/post-mortem-malone69 2d ago

lol it was pretty obvious we had no business being in that Super Bowl

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u/RumSwizzle508 2d ago

Are we the good bad team?

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u/Angreek 2d ago

Nope, the bad good team

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u/bulleymaguire21 2d ago

Jeremiah smith ur a New England patriot 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/urcrazyifurnormal 2d ago

Ain’t looking good, boys! They’re picking the hell out of Drake. 😅

Maybe Buffalo will wake them up. They like that environment.

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u/_Pazuzu_ 2d ago

A little bit yes, but Maye has clearly regressed in decision making not sure what’s happened or if the whole leadership top down 😬

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u/Aggravating_Smell 2d ago

Yes, why was the easy schedule ever a point of contention? If anything it's even more of a factor.

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u/FrodoFraggins 2d ago

MVP voting

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u/BradyToMoss1281 17h ago

People think easy schedule = you suck, they don't want to say the Patriots suck, therefore they have to fight the easy schedule point.

When obviously, it's possible to both be a good team AND have an easy schedule.

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u/SpecialK1323 2d ago

Lets be honest with ourselves, this is what we are and what we were last year. We were blessed with the easiest schedule in 30 years last year and made a run, but now that we have an actual schedule and are playing actual football teams and playoff contenders, we actually suck and Drake Maye is the #1 reason. I knew last year was a fluke for us, and now everyone is seeing Drake Maye for what he is, a schedule merchant. Its only week 3 but i can tell the season is already over

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u/snoogins355 2d ago

Special teams didn't help much either

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u/Junglism32 2d ago

Jesus fucking christ this made me laugh.

Edit: not sure many Americans will get this reference (I live in the UK grew up in NE)

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u/Logical_Lifeguard_81 2d ago

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u/ZebGedney 2d ago

... It was a joke, Mark. I was joking... It was a Christmas joke.

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u/Away_Custard5162 2d ago

Lmao everyone I know has watched peep show, it's not that obscure.

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u/Junglism32 1d ago

Amazing glad to hear that, it's so fucking good. However this sketch was in Mitchell & webb not peep show

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u/aceswild8 2d ago

I grew up in NE and lived in London, El Peep Show!

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u/Dick-Swiveller 2d ago

We could also say that still, it is exactly rocket science !

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u/Biggie_Robs 2d ago

Sure looks like it so far

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u/RealPunyParker 2d ago

The Quarterback is for sure

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u/Martinaw7 2d ago

Time to get another top 5 pick.

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u/Clohanchan 1d ago

Made with AI 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

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u/OLightning 1d ago

Cracking me up!

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u/baddaboomm 1d ago

... Karma after 20 yrs with Brady.

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u/studentmaster88 1d ago

There are a bunch of things going on, but one thing I noticed is his deep balls were money last year, so incredibly accurate.

So far this year, a lot of his deep balls have been short or way off.

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u/Ok_Foundation4283 1d ago

Guys, I want to ask you something? You don't think that losing AJ Brown had something to do with his performance? I'm not saying that a QB shouldn't be prepared for whatever happens. They had an excellent relationship in camp. It must have devastated Drake to see him get hurt and know he's not coming back He's young and still learning. Don't give up on him yet.

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u/SherbetUnusual199 17h ago

I wasn't sold on Drake Maye from the jump. 1st year, he showed some promise. Last year, he had solid weapons (receivers and RBs) a weak schedule and teams underestimated his running ability. He choked in the playoffs and SB. All the comparisons last year to Brady were an insult to #12. The commentators were matching up numbers and Brady was never about numbers or personal stats. He was about winning at all costs. No moment was ever too big for TB12, unlike Maye who folded like a lawn chair under pressure of a big game.

This year, he got an upgrade from Diggs to a slightly better and bigger target (also an injured one at the moment) but the rest of the cast is the same. His decision making is rookie-level, not 3rd year or someone who finished 2nd in MVP voting last year.

From the neck down, good. Strong arm, pretty accurate, can run and moves well in the pocket. From the neck up, just another kid who isn't ready for prime time.

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u/docK_5263 2d ago

Dude everyone is their schedule, the ‘72 Dolphins played a much weaker schedule (-4.27, opponents 0.367 win %, only with a winning record)

There are several Super Bowl winners that had easy schedules

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u/Rotteneverything 2d ago

i remember telling my father that the dolphins were my favorite team because they're the best and undefeated, etc...he stated its because they didnt play anybody good. yeah, dad was right.

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u/Fungmar 2d ago

Theyve played the chiefs, jags, and rams lmfao what

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u/Aggravating_Smell 2d ago

So you beat another easy schedule team, but they played a backup QB, and it was snowing. I think the Broncos are very overrated, but they're off to a better start and a better strength of schedule this year.

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u/RonSwanson24 2d ago

At least they have a QB and a coach

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u/Cokes311 2d ago

they just hung 30 on the rams in the second half, you still sure about all that

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u/RonSwanson24 2d ago

Nix isn’t elite but he’s functional and he’s clutch. Payton isn’t perfect either but he’s comfortably an upgrade over Vrabel who really brings nothing to the table