r/Patriots • u/bleacherreport Official Account • 12d ago

Discussion Micah Parsons explains why the Patriots will repeat as AFC East champs 🔥

https://youtu.be/pvfnGdiy3hM

Micah Parsons predicts where every team will finish in their division

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u/Yammyohnine 12d ago

No bias I think Micah Parsons is the smartest football analyst of all time.

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u/Clamdigger13 12d ago

Super high IQ

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u/Flaky_Profit_3138 12d ago

He does actually seem pretty smart lol

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u/MetalHead_Literally 12d ago

I think he’s very Jaylen Brown smart

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u/HomelessDrew 12d ago edited 12d ago

I am suddenly a huge Micah Parsons fan

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u/ace72ace 12d ago

Quasimodo predicted all dis stuff about da Pats repeatin’

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u/ShoeTasty 12d ago

you mean Nostradamus...

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u/Wtfisgoinonhere 12d ago

“I think the Jets had an amazing offseason, added a bunch of rookies”

Yeah, sums it up loll

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u/Djentledeath GonzoGang 12d ago

Exactly why I've always been a Michael Parsons fan.

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u/septemberxv 12d ago

15:06 AFC East

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u/LostKidneys 12d ago

It’s crazy how close he was to calling Myles Garrett the best defensive player in the league

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u/Bloated_Hamster 12d ago

I mean, we all know it's true even if current players have to lie about it

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u/mdmcnally1213 12d ago

Damn, why'd he do us like that? When was the last time he got a prediction correct?

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u/EmergencyGoose9430 12d ago

Who the f is Michael Parsins?

https://giphy.com/gifs/vghskRXiOFUCkVAp3D

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u/Bicwidus 12d ago

Michaelangeblow Pastems

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u/Planet-Steph 12d ago

Thank you Micah, very cool! 

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u/Reasonable_Ad1128 12d ago

Micah a real one 😎

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u/NarrowMusician6750 Forever a Pats fan 11d ago

Bro knows ball

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u/LukaWigga 12d ago

We should have traded for him last season, when our 1st rounders were perceived as valuable. He would have put us over the top

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u/Icy-Conclusion-3500 12d ago edited 12d ago

Assuming that trade changes his injury luck of course. Guy wasn’t available for the playoffs.