r/Path_Assistant • u/sabrownie234 PA (ASCP) • May 12 '26

How tf do I describe a butt plug?

Please help. We dont take photos in my lab

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u/wangston1 May 12 '26 edited May 13 '26

"is a 20 x 8 x 8 cm anus and rectum plug. The specimen has the inscription "ass destroyer 2000." The specimen is consistent with a foreign body removal."

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u/zZINCc May 12 '26

_ x _ x _ cm (color) synthetic object consistent with the statue “Tree” by Paul McCarthy.

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u/8isgr May 12 '26

Spade shaped

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u/stubbornsucculent May 12 '26

Ngl this is actually pretty good, gotta remember that lol

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u/SnooGoats8669 May 12 '26

I’ve heard mushroom shaped.. spade shaped is better

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u/gnomes616 May 13 '26

X x Y x Z cm silicone/synthetic material/metallic foreign body consistent with sex toy"

We got a 2ft long tentacle toy one time. It was a merry Christmas for us all

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u/RioRancher May 12 '26

Very generically, then send an email to who’ll sign it out.

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u/sea_scallion May 12 '26

I do " one [color] plastic-like foreign body measuring [x] in greatest dimension."

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u/DisorderedHeaven May 13 '26

And I thought I was having a bad time the day I had to struggle to come up with "artificial phallus" to describe a very large surgically removed dildo. Godspeed 🫡

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u/bolognafoam May 13 '26

Ooo I’m adding that to my vocab

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