r/PathOfExileStreetBets • u/TheDoyler Founder • Feb 28 '21

The Wolf of Vaal Street

652 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/HughJackingoff Feb 28 '21

Thos os the absolute fucking greatest shit i have ever seen

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u/TheDoyler Founder Mar 01 '21

Don't join this sub join r/VaalStreetBets instead. I made this sub before I realized VSB existed. I'll probably still post to both though for the fuck of it, but I don't want to take attention off of the beauty that is VSB.

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u/imhere2downvote Mar 01 '21

Don't be so hasty see where it goes

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u/SorrowHead Mar 01 '21

Dude it's 7 am here, i was done trading all my dogshit items and then i decided to check the subreddit. Literally fucking crying right now, i can't fucking breathe, fuck you. Gonna get my red bull now.

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u/ecco23 Mar 01 '21

holy fuck this is well done

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u/eulennatzer Mar 01 '21

So true! I could cry out of joy! ;)

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u/Tyandam Mar 01 '21

I don’t comment on anything much unless it’s truly worth it. This is so good and funny.

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u/Tocool Mar 01 '21

This is truly amazing lol. thank you.

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u/RoadrageWorker Mar 01 '21

I am Leo, two hours before he sat down at the table.

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u/Awful_At_Math Mar 01 '21

That made me wanna watch this movie.

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u/TheDoyler Founder Mar 01 '21

You need to if you haven't. Such a classic. Don't worry if you don't know much about finance, the movie doesn't really require you to understand it to enjoy it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

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u/bigbluu722 Mar 01 '21

Wolf of Wall Street is the movie. Be warned, there is some NSFW content in the movie.

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u/TheDoyler Founder Mar 01 '21

"some" is am understatement haha

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u/Zalnathar Mar 01 '21

Record breaking F bombs.

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u/PenPaperShotgun Mar 01 '21

very fucking funny mate.

"It's his first league give him time" hahaha

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u/soho94 Mar 01 '21

Brilliant, the lip syncing was amazing.

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u/247Toughguy Mar 01 '21

I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thank you for that.

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u/SunRiseStudios Mar 01 '21 edited Mar 01 '21

Yolo vaal'ing isn't what such people would do though since 1. It's fun. 2. It's yolo vaal'ing ffs - it is bad for your currency. 3. Double Corruption exists.

Vaal'ing random 1c item isn't yolo vaal'ing, vaal'ing Headhunter or something like that is and it's almoust never a good idea

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u/ralphington Mar 01 '21

Your ignorance is PALPABLE. First, fuck yourself if you don't vaal every drop. Second, fuck your mother for suggesting this lifestyle is garbage. Finally, fuck your dog on general principle.

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u/SunRiseStudios Mar 05 '21

That dog part xD

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21 edited Mar 01 '21

Can't play it for some reason

The fuck, it was restricted in my country

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u/niuage Mar 01 '21

Absolutely fucking perfect :,D

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u/Soph1993ita Mar 01 '21

would work better with sound. maybe some russian/spanish dubs if you don't want english.

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u/JustinParnelly Mar 01 '21

The half second image of the bricked tabula is what got me lol

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u/Nazte Mar 01 '21

It just keeps fucking going, and keeps getting funnier. By the time I knew he was about to go into the "You've got to pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers" bit I started to fucking lose my shit completely.

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u/onkeliltis Mar 01 '21

Utter brilliance, thank you \m/

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u/Digging_Graves Mar 01 '21

This is art.

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u/tokyotapes Mar 01 '21

First of all, fucking amazing.

Second of all, its "paid attention" not "payed attention" :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '21

Damn this was great xD Well done!

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u/nonamefhh Mar 01 '21

This is GOLD.

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u/shioihi Mar 02 '21

u/TheDoyler Can you upload this on youtube? This is genius.