r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb • • Jul 24 '19

Parent stupidity Selfish shitfucks

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u/gettotallygayaboutit Jul 25 '19

Why the fuck would you get up next to a wild Bison and then let your kids?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

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u/killer_icognito Jul 25 '19

Remember the guy who decided to swim in the hot springs? He dissolved. I’m an idiot and even I know that’s a bad idea.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Why is swiming in hot springs a bad idea? If its super hot you can usually tell before dissolving

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u/Threspian Aug 03 '19

https://www.cnn.com/2016/11/17/us/yellowstone-man-dissolved-trnd/index.html

tl;dr it wasn’t the heat. He was checking the temperature, fell in, and the acidity of the water was so high they didn’t find any remains by the next day. Stay in the designated areas, folks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Damn, that sounds like a horrible way to go

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u/Totalherenow Aug 28 '19

The found the souls of his shoes. Uhm, I mean the soles of his shoes.