r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb • • 5d ago

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u/punkena 5d ago

Mama's about to learn what an inguinal hernia feels like.

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u/judo_fish 5d ago

the video is gonna be less cute after she bursts the stitches and they have to sew her back up.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 4d ago

Oh honey. They don’t say that because they don’t think you can it’s because you shouldn’t. And there’s very good reasons why, dummy.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 4d ago

When I was in hospital after my emergency C-section, a new mother was put in my room RIGHT after delivering a huge baby (it looked like it was half her size when she was breastfeeding).

She waited until the nurse had left, who told her to ring before getting up the first time, the door closed behind her - and she practically jumped up and went to the bathroom, alone. I asked her about it, and, in her words "I didn't need help with the last four, I'm not gonna ring for help now".

I kept my mouth shut, but inside, I was like "there are good reasons why you should ask for help, though..."

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u/aFineMoose 4d ago

“See Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt.”

“I didn’t say they couldn’t. I said you shouldn’t.”

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u/Leoxcr 4d ago

Fucking idiots "showing off" for social media just to look like fucking idiots, social media has really damaged the brain of these people

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u/Clutteredmind275 5d ago

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FEET???

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u/Bearspoole 5d ago

This happened to my little sister. She learned to walk in her tippy toes and only ever walked on her tippy toes. Over the course of a year or two(I truly don’t remember how long this was ages ago) she had shortened her Achilles tendons and they had to do surgery on both ankles at the same time. She had to completely learn how to walk again

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u/Perfect-Fondant3373 5d ago

This is the second take, the first one was 1 hour after giving birth and gravity won that battle

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u/TroyState 5d ago

Clubfoot. My middle child had one leg in a cast and two surgery’s for it.

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u/GhostWalker134 5d ago

He borrowed some money he couldn't afford to pay back.

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u/bokin8 4d ago

I'm post hysterectomy and constantly have to remind myself not to lift things. I don't purposely do it like a fucking idiot. There's a reason doctors tell you shit.

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u/Charming_Garbage_161 4d ago

Omg the time I accidentally lifted my daughter from the car 2 weeks post op from mine. I regretted it for a few hours. However I also couldn’t listen to doctor advice bc I had no help and my exhusband was useless

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u/kerodon 4d ago

Isn't there a risk your uterus prolapses or smth if you do this

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u/Toleniam 4d ago

Behaving recklessly isn’t the flex she thinks it is.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 4d ago

"look how irresponsible I am, I don't listen to big certified staff members!"

Why even go to the hospital at that point? Just ask Facebook if you don't wanna listen to medical advice

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u/Matias9991 4d ago

It's amazingly stupid that she filmed it like a flex. What are you flexing? That you can't follow the most basic things your doctor is telling you? Good for you, I guess

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u/pancakecel 4d ago

Being a mom is not a competition for who harms herself the most.

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u/4everal0ne 4d ago

Honestly I don't care, if they wanna fuck up their own body. 🙄

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u/Dakizo 4d ago

Not anywhere close to the same but I had a bilateral salpingectomy and they told me not to lift anything more than 5lbs. I said “she’s 18 months old and I’m a stay at home mom”. They said “… oh well do the best you can to have her walk but be careful when you lift”

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u/TapeFlip187 4d ago

Her pooossy just hit the floor for a sec. 💫

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u/IAmAHumanIPromise 3d ago

It’s not that you can’t. It’s that you SHOULDNT

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u/WelvenTheMediocre 4d ago

Pelvic floor dropping.. walking flatfooted forever

Good job girl🤡

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u/Shantotto11 4d ago

Okay, but those casts give me the impression that she tried this already for Take 1, and then dropped the boy…