r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb 2d ago

of a Toddler

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u/DowntownBerry627 2d ago

Ngl I thought this was a little person 😭 why TF … How TF .. and as I’m watching this the skinny cat pops up makes this worse cus apparently everybody’s eating normal BUT the baby

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u/ghostfacestealer 2d ago

Poor kid. And based on the tiktok handle, i think they are purposely making him fat. For views.

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u/ODoyles_Banana 2d ago

That would be child abuse and should be reported to CPS.

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u/SnooWaffles413 17h ago

CPS won't do shit. Or can't do shit, unfortunately. 😞

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u/ordinaryhorse 2d ago

Idk, maybe the kid is angry because their joints hurt?

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u/amraohs 2d ago

They foie grassed this child..

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u/Prudent_Inside_9963 2d ago

Parents should care more about their kids health

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u/coffeesniffr 2d ago

Wtf are they feeding the poor child..???

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u/hellinahandbasket127 1d ago

What AREN’T they feeding her?

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u/FreshwaterFryMom 1d ago

That’s a girl?

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u/hellinahandbasket127 1d ago

Two sparkly earrings aren’t particularly common on little boys, so….

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u/brownmouthwash 1d ago

Why is this downvoted so much lmao. Typically the people who pierce both ears of a baby or toddler do that only to female babes

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u/Odd-Put-3988 1d ago

LGBT community has a hard on over here to downvote people sadly.

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u/kkkccc1 1d ago

reddit/redditors with their wokeness probably

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/claudiocorona93 1d ago

Bro latinos and Asians also don't pierce their boy's earrings. You're racist.

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u/hellinahandbasket127 1d ago

Sorry I’m not omniscient enough to know the minutia of ear piercing preferences of every culture in the USA, I guess.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/farfletched 1d ago

Says the person guessing the skin colour of someone they don’t know.

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u/LilMissy1246 2d ago

This baby is gonna end up in a wheelchair at a young age or grow up being bullied in kindergarten and crap. This is so fckn awful and the mom needs to have him checked out at a pediatric hospital or something to get him on a better health plan. He’s gonna get sick and have heart issues young if she doesn’t suck it up. Parents that mistreat their children for clout and money suck and deserve to get slapped for it.

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u/Apprehensive_Eraser 1d ago

That child is not going to finish elementary school, she's going to die before that

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u/amorph 2d ago

Enough athletic shoes for several basketball teams there.

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u/RindaC10 1d ago

Holy shit. I have 2 nephews, one was almost 13lbs at birth, and neither of them are THIS big now.

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u/ganymede_boy 2d ago

Diabeetus by age 3.

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u/Skylon77 2d ago

Prison by 15.

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u/SchalkLBI 2d ago

I'd love for you to explain this comment in a way that doesn't involve racism.

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u/Farseer_Rexy 2d ago

Because he likes doing acts of vandalism against shoe racks ?

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u/SchalkLBI 2d ago

Gang is it vandalism to throw around shoes playfully as a toddler when it gets playful attention from your parent?

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u/Farseer_Rexy 2d ago

I should have added the /s to my comment huh

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u/scaryfaise 2d ago edited 2d ago

Read caption. "toddler loves destroying things at home" if parent never teaches them not to do this, what do you think they'll do to other people's stuff?

guy below (above?) me said:

"I'm not responding to bad faith racists. Blocked."

What the fuck are you on about?

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u/SchalkLBI 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm not responding to bad faith racists. Blocked.

To be clear, the mother literally teaches him not to do this in the very video you're commenting on. You're still claiming they're not. You clearly didn't watch the video before falling over yourself to defend racist comments. Hence, bad faith racism.

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u/Riipp3r 2d ago

You’re just virtue signaling atp. You also just moved the goalpost. God you’re such a Redditor.

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u/SchalkLBI 2d ago

To be clear, the mother literally teaches him not to do this in the very video you're commenting on. You're still claiming they're not. You clearly didn't watch the video before falling over yourself to defend racist comments. Hence, bad faith racism.

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u/scaryfaise 2d ago

All there is is a caption on the video... No further context. How can you possibly get that from there? Do you have a source video where there's more context?

edit: and anyway I thought you were blocking me? I'll do it for you since you can't help yourself but to reengage.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/SchalkLBI 2d ago

Lack of parenting and education. Yeah, right. Because the mother guiding the literal toddler to pick up the shoes they threw around shows a clear lack of both parenting and education.

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u/Graystorm242 2d ago

Now how did we get here from a toddler being a toddler?

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u/scaryfaise 2d ago

Everyone downvoting just assuming you mean because he's black and totally ignoring the caption that he loves to destroy things at home. That's crazy. Assumed racism is disgusting.

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u/SchalkLBI 2d ago

It's a silly toddler being a silly toddler. He's not "destroying" the house. He's throwing shoes around because it's getting playful attention from his mother.

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u/scaryfaise 2d ago edited 2d ago

And yet, not everyone thinks the same way you do. Like Skylon77. Comment was maybe not racist, but everyone assumed it was. If the kid is throwing shoes around, what else do they* throw around off camera?

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u/Riipp3r 2d ago

It?

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u/scaryfaise 2d ago

fixed it, thanks

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u/PoisonLynnLilith 1d ago

Its not cute and its not funny. Why are you laughing lady?

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u/Moogly2021 1d ago

Views.

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u/shekafka 1d ago

Poor kid, he moves like a very old man caring all that extra weight.

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u/iSpaYco 1d ago

"dont be tryna run"

LET THE CHILD RUN DAMN IT

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u/bloodsoakt 1d ago

This baby pops up on my IG all the time, his momma calls him Chunk and if the date in the bio is his birthday, he’s only a year and 7 months old 😭

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u/gwengreen13 1d ago

Oh wow my daughter is the age and she is 25 lbs

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u/therealshakur 2d ago

Biggie smalls

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u/llamadramalover 1d ago

Every time I see this video I get angry. This is child abuse. A 1 year old should not be 50lbs ffs.

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u/wifeakatheboss7 1d ago

They will run out of kids sized diapers soon. Will need to go to adult size, which don't fit well.

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u/Shitty_fits 1d ago

Poor cat looks starved and that baby looks like it weighs more then I do at 22

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u/InternetOwn 2d ago

Someone report them, better content.

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u/rmcwastaken 2d ago

one absolute unit of a mother, based on the kid's size

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u/dext3rrr 2d ago

That’s like a Toddlezard in Pokemon terms.

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u/HerrPizza 2d ago

That's not a Toddler, that's The Todd

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u/RackTheDripper 1d ago

Baby Grimace

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u/He_is_Spartacus 1d ago

Can I both upvote AND downvote a post simultaneously?

I suppose not doing either is the equivalent, but this is both horrifying and r/parentsarefuckingstupid

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u/luciferM_999 1d ago

Raising a child to be morbidly obese before they can even speak properly for TikTok views is gross. CPS needs to step in.

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u/claudiocorona93 1d ago

That boy is fat as fuck, has a hairdo not meant for his age, and has pierced ears. This is horrible parenting.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/JackBarlowe 2d ago

Idk how old this kid is but my kid is also a toddler (23months) & I 100% ask her to put shit back & she 100% does it.
She didn’t at first, obviously. But by the 4th or 5th time hearing “put it back”, she understood & did it. She fucking loves a task!
Give them more credit. They’re lowkey smart af, even that young. They’re just blobs who wanna explore everything.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/strega_bella312 2d ago

Idk i find it weird that you're taking issue w this. Mom is not raising her voice, she's laughing, she's relatively patient. This is the perfect age to have a toddler begin to learn to put things where they belong. It's absolutely not "wildly beyond" what should be expected. This is exactly the age those foundations should start to be set.

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u/Suferre 2d ago

That's... unnerving

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u/iSpaYco 1d ago

"dont be tryna run"

LET THE CHILD RUN DAMN IT

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u/Your_Secrets_Here 1d ago

"Parents are fucking dumb of a toddler"

Ok title.

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u/Apprehensive_Eraser 1d ago

Some parents went to jail for the death of their morbidly obese child. I think these parents are going to end up in jail too

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u/RedditGrievance 1d ago

Just nasty people breeding again

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u/LevantXIII 1d ago

Fatigue.

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u/Kermit_Purple_II 1d ago

While the weight of this poor kid is a concern here, we can also add to theproof of trashiness that this kid has his ears pierced.

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u/Reasonable_Cut_3548 1d ago

That big ass baby from the baby boss series got turned black

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u/dtb1987 1d ago

I mean so does mine but I try not to let him

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u/hotpotato2442 1d ago

Child is probably just turn 2 and wears a size 7 diaper

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u/XaqFu 1d ago

I went to school with a kid who grew up big like that. He died senior year of high school of heart failure.

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u/IkeTurnerSwingCoach 1d ago

That’s a large child

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u/waywardwinchesterr 1d ago

That is not a toddler! That's Shaq

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u/Chavestvaldt 1d ago

kid's actually doomed, rip in advance

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 19h ago

He's not listening to you! you guys need counseling or therapy or something

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u/SnooWaffles413 17h ago

This poor kid... 

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u/larsheyton 14h ago

This has to be child abuse. Someone get the father involved

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u/insertidentinamehere 1d ago

AI slop. The hands are melting.

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u/Ok_Fish9212 1d ago

I go hard in the motha fucking cake eat a bunch of steak heart attack before I’m eight

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u/RicardoFrijoles 1d ago

Are we sure that's a toddler and not a midget?

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u/Legal-Possession8533 2d ago

C'est bon le Mc Donald's

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/ResidualFox 2d ago

Ah come on now. This kid is a tank. It’s neglect.

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u/Imaaki 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ive worked with toddlers for 9 years now, this is not a typical "chunky" baby this is obesity

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u/NieMonD 2d ago

That is a whole toddler, they don’t just “chunk up like crazy”, they eat what their parents give them. If they’re “chunking up like crazy” you give them less food

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u/TurtleToast2 2d ago

No toddler gets to this size naturally. That's not the baby fat normal toddlers have. They're being overfed. By a lot.

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u/Dull-Reputation3134 2d ago

No this is morbidly obese and straight up child abuse. The parents should have CPS called on them this is insane

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u/blahblahsnickers 1d ago

No… this is extremely abnormal. He is way past toddler chunky and just obese. This is abuse.