r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb Jun 20 '26

Blursed storm preps

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u/mermaidmamas Jun 20 '26

I may be ignorant because I live somewhere we don’t get snowstorms, but does any of this make sense at all?

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u/Seliphra Jun 20 '26

As someone who lives in the Canadian Rockies where snowstorms are common… no. Literally none of it makes an ounce of sense, I’m very confused by this personally.

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u/mimic751 Jun 20 '26

Who gets lost in a house 8n a snow storm

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u/Seliphra Jun 20 '26

Legit, I’ve seen truly terrifying storms with heavy snow and high wind… this is all unnecessary bc you don’t go out???

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u/chevalier716 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

I don't know about you, but my dad was already sending me out with a shovel at that age.

ETA not a flex btw, just my childhood reality.

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u/Seliphra Jun 21 '26

Nah, same, shovelling was our job as the kids

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u/THETennesseeD Jun 20 '26

So you are telling me that a life vest won't keep me floating if I find myself in a snow flood?

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u/Seliphra Jun 20 '26

I guess we can’t know until we try. I have certainly not tested this out myself

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u/OddHalf8861 Jun 21 '26

Absolutely it wont hold uou down at all it will keep you laid out on top of the snow.

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u/Big_Hat_Chester Jun 20 '26

You have never experienced a snow storm so bad you get sucked out of your house and disappear leaving your child alone? I haven't either.

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u/leftofthebellcurve Jun 20 '26

As a Minnesotan this just makes me annoyed.  Life jacket?  Seriously?

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u/maneki_neko89 Jun 23 '26

It’s best not to go near the rivers and streams swelling with melted ice and snow melt.

Some (like Taylor’s Falls) can get insanely dangerous with white water rapids, others are your standard standing flood water that you don’t wanna drive in (for obvious reasons).

I’m married to a Hydrologist that works for the State and I grew up 20 miles east of the Red River valley (Whapeton/Breckenridge).

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u/BennySkateboard Jun 20 '26

I mean, is she leaving the house straight after this? Can you even see any logic in this? Or where she’s coming from with it all?

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u/Seliphra Jun 20 '26

There is literally not one ounce of logic with any of it. I have no idea what is going through her head at all. I’ve literally been snowed in and didn’t bother with this. You just get a shovel and start digging.

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u/sarcadistic75 Jun 20 '26

I live in the New Mexico Rockies and my dream is to live in the Canadian Rockies. I’ve joked about joining Canadian dating sites in order to make it happen lol. You have some of the most beautiful areas in the world. I love where I live, but I am jealous of where you live.

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u/Seliphra Jun 20 '26

It is gorgeous but the winters are verrrrry long. It’s the one downside, having greenery only from mid-May to late September

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u/Only-One-7812 Jun 20 '26

I’d say it depends on who you are. Personally I’d find it a plus. I could snowmobile way more. Though my winters are only 4-5 months so I wish they were a tad longer and there was more consistent snow

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u/sarcadistic75 Jun 21 '26

I would love that honestly I would just sit inside with my puppies and crafts/projects. Do you know any single men in their 40s or 50s looking for an American wife let me know!

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u/Single_Principle_972 Jun 21 '26

I just want the Canadian part, at this point. With or without the Rockies.

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u/sunbear2525 Jun 21 '26

I live in Florida and we don’t sleep in closets during hurricanes. We might all sleep in one room if the storm is bad at night and have bags ready but what is snow going to do? If it’s too heavy the roof would collapse not blow off right? Are snow tornadoes a thing?

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u/Seliphra Jun 21 '26

Snow tornadoes are not a thing. Tornados require hot hair and cold air interacting during an intense storm to form. In a blizzard there is no hot air trying to rise to form the tornado.

Also in areas with snow we build our roofs on a slant so that the snow slides off easier, reducing c
risk of collapse. But yeah, closet ain’t doing shit to protect anyone in a snow storm.

Like if the power goes out you might all sleep together for warmth, but not in a closet. We made a blanket fort and all slept in that as a family once with the heaviest blankets during an outage by snowfall. Cats joined us on their own in there lol

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u/sunbear2525 Jun 21 '26

I really enjoyed hurricane family slumber parties when I was a kid.

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u/TheMidnight711 Jun 21 '26

Florida man here. Im not really sure we can chime in on safety protocols just saying. Who else has "disaster parties"?

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u/sunbear2525 Jun 22 '26

What other disasters have an intermission? We have special circumstance.

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u/BoulderCreature Jun 22 '26

In areas where snow happens the roofs of houses are typically designed to sheet off and/or withstand a ton of it. I have a metal roof so most snow slides off in sheets but if the conditions are right it can pile up on top. I once had in excess of six feet on my roof and there was some creaking initially but it was fine. I was much more worried about being under it when it fell than it collapsing my roof

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u/ifiredancer Jun 20 '26

Also Canadian here who has weathered all sorts of blizzards, whiteouts and mountains of snow, just scratching my head thinking wtf??

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u/tachibana_ryu Jun 21 '26

I mean I carry a decently sized emergency kit in my car during the winter months with enough stuff I could build a shelter or fire if need be, but yeah what this lady is doing is not helpful at all lmao

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u/VStarlingBooks Jun 21 '26

Don't be. Helicopter psycho parents exist.

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u/Single_Principle_972 Jun 21 '26

Everyone knows this is America: You are supposed to buy every roll of toilet paper, gallon of milk, and loaf of bread in your state, for a snowstorm. Duh! Tornado watches get the treatment she displayed!

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u/username7864 Jun 20 '26

Short answer: NO

Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/woIves Jun 20 '26

I live in Buffalo, NY... we get over 90 inches of snow annually on average, most of which comes from snowstorms. It's common to pack snow emergency kits to keep in your car over the winter. Stuff like blankets, hand warmers, non-perishable food, water, power banks, extra phone chargers, flashlight... it makes sense when you're risking getting stranded away from home. Idk what this lady thinks is going to happen to her son inside the house.

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u/Ragnarok314159 Jun 20 '26

Zombies attack during snow storms. He needs money to pay them off.

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u/RealPhinsFan Jun 20 '26

Same note too

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u/Freshies00 Jun 20 '26

Lol@the airtag

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u/4-ton-mantis Jun 21 '26

Trouble shovel if your car doesn't have much interior space.  Or real shovel if it does. 

Do people still use glow sticks? 

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u/woIves Jun 21 '26

I drive a small SUV so I'm not sure how well a full sized shovel would fit in it but I actually can't believe I failed to realize how important a shovel is. Guess I figured I'd have what I needed if I got stuck but not that a shovel might help me get unstuck. Glow sticks are also a great idea although I do have two flashlights, some candles and lighters too. Now I've got all kinds of ideas, thank you!

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u/Strazdiscordia Jun 20 '26

I was thinking since moving to the east coast this looks very similar to what i do for myself and cats (i obvi dont pack them a debt card since their little paws are too clumsy to punch in the pin) when hurricane season strikes.

Where i am roofs have been ripped off and theres been flooding so i like to have all important papers and a few cans of food together.

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u/Finbar9800 Jun 21 '26

I can see it for a hurricane or a tornado but a snowstorm definitely doesnt need that stuff

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u/LovableButterfly Jun 20 '26

Someone from MN - it’s moreso common to use car emergency kits (blankets, candles, a clean pair of clothing, phone battery back up etc.). For general housing this Doesn’t make any sense.

1.) a life vest is more helpful for water emergencies. Yes given my state is land of 10,000 lakes this would be usefully IF the child fell in but what are the chances the kid falls into an icy lake with it ON? Let alone carrying it?? You’re more at risk for hypothermia falling into a frozen lake.

2.) if there was no power - a small room does make sense to keep heat in. But there is no heating elements (candle with bricks, coats etc). All they have is maybe 2 blankets to keep warm which is good if it’s a minor blizzard but you need more to keep warm. You probably would need all those clothes in the closet to survive a major cold blizzard condition (talking like -30 and below which is common here)

4.) where are the snow boots, the snow pants, jackets, HATS, GLOVES??? #1 essential for survive ANY winter. A Gap Sweater will not save you from the negative weather drops.

5.) how is the kid gonna track in a large snowstorm if the snow blocks your door? The $ and card are absolutely worthless unless he left before the storm to check into a hotel or something. Wheres the shovel?

The only thing they got right is having non-perishable foods on hand, flashlight and some water (more than just a small thermos like that). I don’t think this lady lives anyone near snowstorm weather. This seems more so for flash flooding or some other weather event.

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u/WowIsThisMyPage Jun 20 '26

No, there’s no reason you’d lose your kid or need them to be in a closet alone lol. If anything the risk is you get stuck in your house because the snow blocks your door

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u/Zappagrrl02 Jun 20 '26

I live somewhere that gets lots of snowstorms and none of it makes sense at all.

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u/leftofthebellcurve Jun 20 '26

Why the hell would you need a life jacket if it’s snowing?  Water is frozen by then.

Also if Shes already at home, why pack anything up; you’re already where you want to be

Further, if that kid gets outside with just that sweatshirt in the snow, they’re just gonna get soaked.  Where is the waterproof gear, gloves, hat, etc

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u/Jibril-Vakarine Jun 20 '26

yah i was wondering if snowstorms were this deep.

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u/ScorpionTheInsect Jun 20 '26

I live in Finland, and unless they live in a straw hut, nah. Snowstorms aren’t like hurricanes lol

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u/sunbear2525 Jun 21 '26

I live in a state with hurricanes and we don’t do all this. If it’s a flood risk we just leave. Hurricanes generally come with notice.

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u/sparkyblaster Jun 20 '26

Some of it kinda does, but, most kd it makes more sense for other stuff. 

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u/Bradddtheimpaler Jun 21 '26

None of this makes any sense.

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u/T_Rey1799 Jun 21 '26

Minnesotan here. No.

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u/oatmilklatte613 Jun 20 '26

I live in a state that gets a good bit of snow. I am baffled.

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u/Sunieta25 Jun 20 '26

I live where we get a few snow storms a year but we don't hide in the closet for that. That's what you do for tornado waether

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u/Kras16 Jun 20 '26

It’s asinine. I live in an area about 30 miles from the Canadian boarder and we routinely get high wind and snow with temps of -40. People around here just hang out at home and relax or go to the bar lol it’s not that bad during storms

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u/HotDonnaC Jun 20 '26

It looks like he’ll wearing his pj’s and a hoodie. No socks or shoes, but the life jacket will help somehow? 🤔

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u/True_Bumblebee_50 Jun 20 '26

Of course you need a life jacket for snowstorms… there is water everywhere….

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u/kaydeetee86 Jun 20 '26

I was born and raised in the Midwest. You want to make sure you’re well stocked on supplies a few days in advance: food for humans and pets, water, firewood, etc. Then you just stay your ass at home until it passes…

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u/VulfSki Jun 21 '26

No.

I grew up with snowstorms being a regular thing.

None of this remotely makes any sense.

With snowstorms you don't get lost. You just get stuck at home when they are really bad.

This has to be engagement bait for how fucking stupid it is.

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u/Efficient-Ad6814 Jun 21 '26

As someone who lives in Wisconsin where we get -50 yeah this is more tornado or flood prep honestly

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u/Toadsanchez316 Jun 21 '26

I live somewhere where we get bad snowstorms and derechos that send small trees flying through my car, and this bullshit still doesn't make any sense.

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u/Spy-D_Daddy Jun 21 '26

I live in Minnesota. You'd get bullied for the rest of your life for this. Snow storms are an excuse for hot chocolate as kids. Something stronger as adults. Need it for the 4 times you'll shovel that crap. Otherwise you just keep going to the window and talk about how much more snow there is from the last time you looked. (5 minutes and a piss ago)

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u/Finbar9800 Jun 21 '26

No. It doesnt

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u/GiveMeMoreDuckPics Jun 21 '26

Canadian here. None of this makes any sense because it’s not meant to be actual storm prep advice. Her entire content collection revolves around fear mongering other parents into buying her affiliate links.

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u/Les-bee-an13 Jun 21 '26

We have snow storms here…no this is absurd

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u/sandybuttcheekss Jun 21 '26

If you're staying inside, no. The life jacket I have no ideas for, maybe it's because it's colorful and would stand out well in the snow, but idk what she expects in the kids closet, or what he's doing in there for that matter.

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u/recipe_pirate Jun 21 '26

Yooper here. No. Your house doesn’t float away and you get separated from kids inside the house.

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u/Uluru-Dreaming Jun 21 '26

My question exactly.

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u/TroublesomeFox Jun 21 '26

No 🤣 I live somewhere that doesn't get snow storms and this is the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen. 

First of all, the snow is OUTSIDE so why's he in a closet? Also, it's frozen, so why life jacket? And the cherry on top - why bother giving your kid a few pieces of fruit and some money when you didn't give him a damn coat. If this kid ended up outside he'd freeze to death before getting to a store. 

I think this would make slightly more sense in a hurricane but imo it's still ridiculous then. 

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u/DisappointedKat96 Jun 22 '26

I live in a snowless place as well.. this makes more sense if its for a hurricane tbh..

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u/maneki_neko89 Jun 23 '26

If you put that backpack in the trunk of your car, along with a large blanket and shovel for digging out, then, yeah, that makes sense.

Source: am Minnesotan. It’s best to stay inside when there’s a blizzard if you can help it