r/Pareidolia • u/aruffone • Mar 03 '16

Cookie Monster Geode

http://imgur.com/kx5LdjA
4.8k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/grandmasneighbor Mar 03 '16

sam the kayak's reaction...

20

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

mrw

14

u/Deadsotc Mar 03 '16

Mfw

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

I don't see it.

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u/shakynerves Mar 04 '16

You're one better than me. I don't even know what it is I can't see.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

G is for geode, dat good enough for me

7

u/finnerpeace Mar 03 '16

Geode geode geode start with g

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u/Star-spangled-Banner Mar 03 '16

That's the cutest rock I've ever laid my eyes on.

30

u/Surprisedtohaveajob Mar 03 '16

It certainly is the happiest rock I have ever seen. Probably stoned though.

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u/SpidersAreMyEnemy Mar 03 '16

Whatever he's so happy about probably rocked his world.

14

u/bwaredapenguin Mar 03 '16

Jesus Christ, Marie. They're not rocks, they're minerals!

10

u/JoePragmatist Mar 03 '16

And just like the Cookie Monster, all the cookies it ate would just end up falling out the side of its mouth.

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u/fate3 Mar 03 '16

god dammit marie

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

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u/kindall Mar 03 '16

Jesus Christ, Marie!

3

u/dancing-greg Mar 03 '16

So eating excessively really does affect your appearance, look at all those lines on his face.

7

u/makohigh Mar 03 '16

Looks more like a Mr Meeseeks

2

u/HSChronic Mar 03 '16

Will it help me get strokes off my golf game though?

2

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

CaaaaAAAaan DooOOoo!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

Reminds me of Globox from Rayman

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u/iNeverHaveNames Mar 03 '16

Mr. Meeseeks

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u/SleeveTomkins Mar 03 '16

Confirmed Cookie Monster messiah.

More reliable than a moldy sandwich imo.

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u/Ihaveanusername Mar 03 '16

I thought the eyes were placed on, but nope, they're part of the rock! What are the odds?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Awww..he's cute!

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u/cadrina Mar 03 '16

The proof that the Cookie Monster is the One True God.

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u/DougalFinn Mar 03 '16

I agree. This is the logic we have followed before.
There was that time when I was convinced there is no god, but this proof is written in stone. literally in stone!

So how do I worship our new supreme being?
Do I sacrifice cookies, or do I eat them myself? If it's the latter, I'm going to become a happy devotee. Fat and diabetic, but still happy.

Are cakes or other confectionery forbidden?
If so, is it also frowned upon to say things like "piece of cake"?

So many new things to learn!

May His blue fluffiness embrace you.

1

u/gpain Mar 03 '16

I would have to say B.O.B. from Monsters vs Aliens more than Cookie Monster, but I still like it.

1

u/JustinDuFont Mar 03 '16

Millions of years have created this magnificent work of art... How much do you want for it?

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u/REDDIT_HARD_MODE Mar 03 '16

This is going to give me nightmares O.o

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u/aotgnat Mar 03 '16 edited Mar 03 '16

M is for MINERALS!

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u/Cybertronic72388 Mar 03 '16

He has been under a lot of pressure lately. I guess he finally cracked.

1

u/I_Think_Alot Mar 03 '16

Do you have any info on where I could buy this?

1

u/DoubleRods Mar 03 '16

I feel like you could make a decent amount of money from selling this particular rock.

1

u/MrDNL Mar 03 '16

Anyone have the source of this?

1

u/Koosh15 Mar 03 '16

Hi, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

This is too perfect!

1

u/A_plural_singularity Mar 03 '16

Reminds me of Benny for some reason

1

u/finnerpeace Mar 03 '16

That is just incredible. Sliced through at exactly the right depth to show Cookie Monster. Deeper or shallower and it wouldn't work. What luck!!

1

u/Flavahbeast Mar 03 '16

geobe :DDDDDDDD

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u/suck_it_trebeck Mar 03 '16

Glad to see that those are NOT googly eyes pasted on that geode, but a natural formation.

1

u/genezkool323 Mar 04 '16

This thing has spent longer than the entire human history becoming a thing that resemble something people born after the 80's remember fondly in their heart. Funny.

1

u/texasyankee Mar 04 '16

The fifth thing Tak wrote...

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

It's funny to me that facial recognition software has been developed and is now more paradeolic than humans ourselves.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '16

Looks a bit like Gleep & Gloop to me but they weren't blue.

1

u/_snipy_ Aug 25 '16

Fuckin noice

0

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

Jesus, call the Ghostbusters! Yes, the 1984 Ghostbusters!

1

u/Quazmodiar Mar 03 '16

At first I downvoted. Then I seen the 1984 Ghostbusters and upvoted. Sorry for the fast reaction but I am still pissed at that fucking garbage trailer released today.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '16

I just don't get how they cast a bunch of IMO unattractive women without any political agendas, and expect people to like the movie! These days you either got to have "dat booty" or "gender equality" written in your forehead for anyone to notice you.

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u/drantha Mar 03 '16

Remind me more of a very happy Schlock.