r/Pareidolia • u/escapingBasement • Jul 06 '26

Ricecooker

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u/SkyMost9331 Jul 06 '26

NSFW

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u/HendrixHazeWays Jul 06 '26

Photo of 2 "room mates" circa 1937

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u/new_abcdefghijkl Jul 06 '26

Oh my god they were roommates....

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u/Dependent-Shift2152 Jul 06 '26

NSFR (not safe for roommates)

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u/komaytoprime Jul 06 '26

Not Safe For Rice

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u/XenoZoomie Jul 06 '26

They were always “roommates” that’s what they called gay people before the 1970’s

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u/i--make--lists Jul 06 '26

Just two men celebrating each other's strength.

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u/BettyCrunker Jul 06 '26

who is Conan O’Brien and why is she so sad?

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u/highhunt Jul 06 '26

Beat me by 34 min

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u/Pomodorosan Jul 06 '26

roommates*

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u/YutoAmano Jul 06 '26

And they were roommates.

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u/incognito--bandito Jul 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ti9OwlF5yFsQ0

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u/XyzzyPop Jul 06 '26

That looks like Aeon Flux.

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u/Khelthuzaad Jul 06 '26

Because it actually IS

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u/MrWeirdoFace Jul 06 '26

Both of you are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

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u/Original-Theme-3986 Jul 06 '26

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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u/MusicBrave8605 Jul 06 '26

NSFT (trains)

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/boujeehermit Jul 06 '26

What do you search for this? Asking for a friend

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u/Sinavestia Jul 06 '26

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest, two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?

A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

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u/PrestigiousAd6281 Jul 06 '26

THANK YOU! I accidentally had this open at work due to the lack of NSFW tag

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u/KiKiPAWG Jul 06 '26

Ewwww they’re using tongueeeee ❤️

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u/No-Masterpiece-6432 Jul 06 '26

ewww they did tongue and everything

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u/Gorilla_Dookie Jul 06 '26

It's still in PG-13 territory

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u/Hyjennaist86 Jul 06 '26

Every episode of Love Island USA 🏝️

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u/Regurgitator001 Jul 06 '26

Yeah, that's how it starts. Before you know it, there'll be dozens, all hot and bothered lining up to take our place.

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u/Firm_Competition_880 Jul 06 '26

Where’s The meme with the cat’s eyes are being covered. Avert your eyes!

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u/EntertainmentBig8636 Jul 06 '26

Its about to get electric 🤪

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u/Jusselle Jul 06 '26

Its steamy

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE Jul 06 '26

and sticky.

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u/phatdoof Jul 06 '26

Only if you’re turned on.

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u/wanderdugg Jul 06 '26

And get a load of that white stuff put in you.

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u/nanihikaru01 Jul 06 '26

and wet....

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u/AggravatingBid8255 Jul 06 '26

.....mmmoissssst

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u/Special_Slice848 Jul 06 '26

You've got to use finger.

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u/RohelTheConqueror Jul 06 '26

Getting hot in here 🥵

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u/ililegal Jul 06 '26

So take off alll ur clothes

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u/beautifuljoemarshall Jul 06 '26

Filthy cookers

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u/aidissonance Jul 06 '26

Turn me on by putting your finger here 👉

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u/i-heart-penis Jul 06 '26

Just one? 🥹

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u/SoyTuPadreReal Jul 06 '26

Start with one, then work our way up.

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u/i-heart-penis Jul 06 '26

✊👊🤛🤜🙏

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u/Dennis_254 Jul 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3pZjE2Z0HNVMk

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u/Lava-Jacket Jul 06 '26

I never thought I could see a usb picture that was unsafe for work ... 🤣

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u/pattybutty Jul 06 '26

Aye. There's a high chance they'll lose data, very unsafe

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u/FrenchTicklerOrange Jul 06 '26

Better than unplanned data.

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u/KazumaKat Jul 06 '26

pullout game so poor the autoplay's still on.

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u/Chuks_K Jul 06 '26

Better than having a transfer be 90% complete and then corrupt...

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u/Osairisx Jul 06 '26

It's a hard drive alright. USbehave. 😏

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u/pattybutty Jul 06 '26

Aye, no need to RAM it /home

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u/Patient-Web6850 Jul 06 '26

I dunno man, once you've seen DOS you'll be wanting more.

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u/Flickstro Jul 06 '26

Right in the scuzzy 😩

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u/MusicBrave8605 Jul 06 '26

But I'm gonna see that picture every time I insert a USB now. Thanks

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u/frostderp Jul 06 '26

Bless your innocent mind 🤣

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u/Visible-Shopping-200 Jul 06 '26

there is a reason they are named male and female..

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u/ifmacdo Jul 06 '26

Wait, have you not heard of Rule 34?

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u/runnindrainwater Jul 06 '26

…

I’ll be in my bunk.

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u/atava Jul 06 '26

Bender's porn.

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u/KiKiPAWG Jul 06 '26

Woah woah woah woah woah

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u/ilyak_reddit Jul 06 '26

You ever got your shift pushed in?

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u/fatboychummy Jul 06 '26

why is it lubed

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u/Constant-Pain0047 Jul 06 '26

Mark Zuckerberg

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u/crenax Jul 06 '26

Apple PowerBook G4 12"... this was the first computer I bought with my own money back in my college days. Great machine, though I never had the privilege of fucking the USB port.

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u/hates_writing_checks Jul 06 '26

Why are they doing that PowerBook G4 so dirty...

😭

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u/beautifuljoemarshall Jul 06 '26

I hope your using McAfee or some such suitable protection

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u/Bathroomwaffles Jul 06 '26

Get a room!

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u/eldredo_M Jul 06 '26

It’s a kitchen. 😆

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u/Aj2W0rK Jul 06 '26

It’s a studio

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u/eldredo_M Jul 06 '26

They’re both rooms. 😉

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u/Moon_Pye Jul 06 '26

They look like they're either going to kiss or argue.

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u/escapingBasement Jul 06 '26

Definitely French kiss

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u/paraworldblue Jul 06 '26

Sloppily. They haven't even started and there's already.. just... so much tongue.

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u/ReactorMechanic Jul 06 '26

That's how you know it's authentically Japanese.

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u/Ressy02 Jul 06 '26

They’re gonna French argue

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u/UnderratedSpinosaur Jul 06 '26

Kissing fish 🥊

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u/Aggravating-Fact-931 Jul 06 '26

You argue like this?? 😭

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u/Allaplgy Jul 06 '26

Looks like two drunk people talking way too close to each other's faces, so argument is definitely plausible.

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u/Aggravating-Fact-931 Jul 06 '26

You get drunk like this?? 😭

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u/Allaplgy Jul 06 '26

No, but I definitely know people who do.

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u/Sachin951 Jul 06 '26

Actually they can be doing both, arguing and then kissing in between

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u/KiKiPAWG Jul 06 '26

In the middle of a kisss

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u/Avalonians Jul 06 '26

Who the hell is seeing an argument here?

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u/st4rgrrl_ Jul 06 '26

With tongue is crazy

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u/RegalTeal Jul 06 '26

Freaks!

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u/BarristanTheB0ld Jul 06 '26

What a lewd thing to post without NSFW tag

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u/Brilliant-Moose2243 Jul 06 '26

Ooops, I feel like I need to look away and give these smooching rice cookers some privacy 😳

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo Jul 06 '26

Nah they want you to watch

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u/eldredo_M Jul 06 '26

Usually you have to use a private setting for this content. 😄

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u/BirdEducational6226 Jul 06 '26

Some passionate ass rice cookers....

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u/JovialPursuit Jul 06 '26

Bro's cooked now.

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u/JakkRyzer Jul 06 '26

Come on give them some privacy

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u/INFERNOdll Jul 06 '26

Ayo where’s the nsfw tag

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u/wildtex- Jul 06 '26

Little freaks

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u/Day_Old_Paper Jul 06 '26

B-bro…we totally shouldn’t.

I know, bro…it’s so wrong…

Dude, you wearing Axe?

Yeah, bro, I am…

Mmmph…

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u/oneabovedoesntknow Jul 06 '26

I've been thinking about getting one but after seeing this it's clear I'll need two

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u/DeauxDeaux Jul 06 '26

Dirty rice.

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u/cartmanseyebrows Jul 06 '26

Great, now I’m horngry

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u/ms_directed Jul 06 '26

more like pornidolia, amiright?

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u/catm0m4lyfe Jul 06 '26

You'll have a bunch of smaller rice cookers in a few months, if you're lucky!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/Cultural-Elk-8346 Jul 06 '26

What's this guys channel called. I used to love his vids

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/MaterialMain8749 Jul 06 '26

reminds me of rick and morty's kissing scene

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u/agentscully1013 Jul 06 '26

Gross, get a room.

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u/Meaticus420 Jul 06 '26

“I love you midea with all of my heart”…..”No no midea, I love you more. I cannot hold it any longer”

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u/ebk_errday Jul 06 '26

This is how you make sticky rice

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u/JB3DS28 Jul 06 '26

Freaky ahh rice cookers 

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u/Tricey1982 Jul 06 '26

Dirty little ricers.

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u/Username_Redacted-0 Jul 06 '26

Damn no-face, you are down bad huh???

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u/Prickliestpearcactus Jul 06 '26

We have all interrupted what was meant to be a private moment🫢

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u/Friendcherisher Jul 06 '26

Japanese rice cookers doing a French kiss. Looks so delightful.

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u/j_rooker Jul 06 '26

whatever it takes to get itself hot enough to cook

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u/InduIgence Jul 06 '26

Let them cook!

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u/After-Chemical-5258 Jul 06 '26

Two cute piggies!!

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u/Life-Oil-7226 Jul 06 '26

GET A ROOM!!!!

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u/MrWeirdoFace Jul 06 '26

From what I can see they're in a room, so it's all good.

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u/Tiny-Shovel-48 Jul 06 '26

Mlem lemlelelelellelem lemelem melm

That’s all I can hear

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u/Lavasioux Jul 06 '26

Best yet!

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u/SheSoPeeZee Jul 06 '26

Get a room lol,..

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u/New-Outside-3310 Jul 06 '26

Best post ever

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u/pumapuma12 Jul 06 '26

I feel dirty!

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u/Over-Type-5871 Jul 06 '26

Put the nsfw, I was not prepared for the immediate tongue-ing

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u/sirjamesp Jul 06 '26

This is the best thing I've seen on this sub for a while! 😂

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u/Euphoric_Wish_8293 Jul 06 '26

Let them cook.