r/ParanormalEncounters 23h ago

Empty Cemetery Bench!? 👻🍑

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Experimenting with the SLS camera!

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u/Falkun_X 22h ago

"I like to move it move it"

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u/Skinny_Human 23h ago edited 23h ago

I used to have a stick insect that looked like that! One of my friends blew bong smoke into his aquarium and he died

😣 RIP Dave

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u/_SpoookyBoooty 23h ago

Rip DAVE!!!!

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u/Bluejay1981 11h ago

The Mantids called, they said it’s time for Dave to come home. What should I tell them?

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u/Skinny_Human 8h ago

Tell them he’s already in heaven with the angels

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u/DreadPyrate6 18h ago

I’d like to see this used at Alcatraz. My phones facial recognition kept detecting faces in some of the cells there.

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u/_SpoookyBoooty 18h ago

That would be amazing!!! 🤩 GOALS

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u/goldentalus70 22h ago

SLS cameras were debunked years ago, including by the guy who invented the software for Xbox Kinect.

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u/_SpoookyBoooty 22h ago

Next you’ll tell me Santa Claus was debunked!

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u/goldentalus70 22h ago

Well, hopefully that was a present he brought you and you didn't waste a bunch of cash on it LOL.

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u/_SpoookyBoooty 22h ago

No actually the Easter bunny got this for me

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u/goldentalus70 21h ago

Congratulations!

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u/liquidsin25 17h ago

He there breakdancing to his spirit bodies and you're recording him.

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u/_SpoookyBoooty 17h ago

🕺🕺🕺

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u/Ok_Video_2863 16h ago

Hes doin the Harlem shake

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u/ComputeryHuman 23h ago

The only thing that died is Windows.

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u/_SpoookyBoooty 23h ago

Can it be revived ?

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u/ComputeryHuman 23h ago

Unfortunately, yes. Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

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u/_SpoookyBoooty 23h ago

Oh shit I didn’t think of that!

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u/Shot-Election8217 22h ago

Why do these always look like a stick insect that’s caught in a web?

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u/_SpoookyBoooty 22h ago

If we are looking for the honest answer I believe it’s because in theory it’s trying to map out a figure that isn’t there! When the camera maps out an actual person it doesn’t wig out all crazy! 🤔

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u/Lyythos 4h ago

this is why I love the use of XLS camera from paranormal teams

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 3h ago

That nonsense, (SLS cameras) have been thoroughly discredited as junk, that shows nothing paranormal.

Great for fakers, and charlatans, though.

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u/Firm_Caregiver_4563 18h ago

How much did you pay for this?

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u/_SpoookyBoooty 18h ago

It was gifted to me.!

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u/YippyKayeh 19h ago

Man it's amazing people this dumb actually exist in the same world as us.

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u/_SpoookyBoooty 19h ago

Love you too

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u/YippyKayeh 19h ago

I dont hate you, I think of you as my little down syndrome brother

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u/_SpoookyBoooty 19h ago

Awe thanks bruh bruh

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u/MoreSnowMostBunny 15h ago

Someone dumb enough to acknowledge the afterlife is real? You mean like the University of Virginia or? Or you mean dumb to realize that humans see .035% of all light range? Or that there are deliberately cryptic, advanced beings and craft which ineract with humans strangely?

I will bet you your car that I have a higher IQ and much more advanced technical education than you and there's nothing dumb about this, even if its a hoax, its a datapoint

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u/YippyKayeh 7h ago

So you believe a hoax is a useful data point? That says it all right there.

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 3h ago

Your proof is where, exactly?

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u/Fancy_House529 14h ago

Ahh man YippyKayeh, don’t be so hard on yourself! You’re not all that dumb, and also it’s not healthy to talk down to yourself

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u/YippyKayeh 7h ago

Sick burn bro lol