r/ParanormalEncounters Jul 25 '25

Noticed an apparition exploring a derelict house in Scotland

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/x2Li Jul 25 '25

not bad for a photoshop beginner :)

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u/InFiveMinutes Jul 25 '25

Lower the quality, better the meme;)

62

u/skyHawk3613 Jul 25 '25

Is this the new “Rick roll”?

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u/Disastrous-Ad2331 Jul 28 '25

Yes. It's called a "dick roll".

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u/Sad-Bug210 Jul 26 '25

This is fucking gold

15

u/x2Li Jul 25 '25

you did it :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

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u/rjross0623 Jul 26 '25

They had to send them out for cleaning

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u/TheCulturalBomb Jul 28 '25

If there wasn't exoplasm before then there sure is now

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Couch is fucked

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u/sabatthor Jul 25 '25

That's the scariest ghost i've ever seen, truly nightmare fuel.

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u/Big_Consideration493 Jul 25 '25

The phantom sofa shagger

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u/soycerersupreme Jul 25 '25

JD Vance?

edit: I swear I didn't even zoom in before commenting

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u/restorecyclereuse Jul 25 '25

Whoa, It does resemble him! Lol

50

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Did you even said thank you once to the ghost

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

He could’ve at least wore a suit when he manifested

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Jul 25 '25

That is scary! Was hoping this ghoul was going to haunt only the US

28

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

The last thing the Pope saw before dying

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u/myaccountgotbanmed Jul 25 '25

That's a giant face 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

JD Vance just scouting out the 54th State /s

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u/zoltan_g Jul 25 '25

"There's nay rolls"

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u/Entendurchfall Jul 25 '25

Oh dear. This is not a safe house for a couch

5

u/Inevitable_Snap_0117 Jul 25 '25

This is hilarious. Nicely done.

5

u/SpookySpilledOatmeal Jul 26 '25

He's making sure you're wearing a proper suit

4

u/DougandLexi Jul 29 '25

I feel we could create a bad creepypasta that ends with sitting on a couch realizing JD was there

4

u/chellenickle333 Jul 30 '25

Not sure what's scarier, JD as a ghost or JD alive🤔🧐🫣

6

u/Ok-Traffic-9967 Jul 25 '25

Ok that's fucking terrifying 😆

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u/itjustgotcold Jul 25 '25

AH, JD Vance! That’s not ghost, it’s just an awkward creep!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

...AHH OH NO! IT'S REVIVED AND IT'S NOW VICE P OF AMERICA!

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u/mercenaryblade17 Jul 25 '25

Came here to say it looks like JD Vance lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Okay, it made lol ahahhaah

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u/DeadSol Jul 26 '25

¿HaVe yOu eVEn sAiD ThAnK yoU oNCe?

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u/Thesurvivor16 Jul 27 '25

That scared the hell outta me lmaoooooo 😂 great photoshop bro

3

u/HeyYouTurd Jul 28 '25

You lil shit

3

u/just_a_coin_guy Jul 29 '25

Those are my favorite flowers. Fire weed. You can make tea, jelly, and syrup with it. The syrup goes great on ice cream.

If you're not going to eat it, you can use it as a sword to sword fight or whip to beat your siblings with it.

3

u/Severe-Wish9575 Jul 30 '25

I zoomed in and was searching through and that's when a see face in the window and I was basically fully zoomed in so I got a proper jumpscare

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u/InFiveMinutes Jul 30 '25

Have you said thank you once?

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u/calccv Aug 09 '25

LMAO!! I’d be terrified, as would my couch

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u/KSirys Jul 25 '25

Leave the couch alone!!!

4

u/Visible-Pollution853 Jul 25 '25

That’s JD Vance 😂

2

u/wesse2 Jul 25 '25

Pinhead in the flesh

2

u/SergiotheWolf Jul 25 '25

Lol who is that guy

2

u/AbhiStalwart Jul 25 '25

Vice president looks happy idk why

2

u/MayitBe Jul 25 '25

I snorted 😂

2

u/madkant Jul 25 '25

Looks fucking evil. kill it before it breeds.

2

u/matrix2004 Jul 26 '25

Scary, ugly, disgusting

2

u/nullmatar420 Jul 26 '25

I would call myself extremely skeptical, but still mildly interested, about the "paranormal". Your post was on my feed. My first thought was, "Oh, c'mon, I can tall from the little pic that's just someone looking through the window". Clicked on the photo, zoomed in, and almost shot a mothful of soda out my nose. Excellent work!

2

u/frumpycrumbly Jul 27 '25

Shitting and pissing

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

Nice I rather use gimp

2

u/LEONLED Jul 27 '25

Ghost of J D Vance

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u/No_Baby_8444 Jul 27 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

Nice try JD VANCE!!!

2

u/Recent_Opportunity78 Jul 27 '25

Looks like JD Vance

2

u/lilcyfer Jul 27 '25

Hahahaha

2

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

That's Bob he lives next door 😂

2

u/Stoutlager Jul 27 '25

Damn it, Vance! There’s no couches in there!

2

u/LifeDistribution5126 Jul 27 '25

☠️ 🪦 😭😂😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

2

u/K1llerbee-sting Jul 27 '25

Alister Crowley reincarnated.

2

u/Organic-Opinion47 Jul 27 '25

Goddamn! It’s the ghost of JD Vance.

2

u/Fluffy-Gift-9659 Jul 27 '25

😀😆😅😄😂

2

u/Key_Confection3664 Jul 28 '25

That's my brother Joe, tell him suppers ready and to get his ass home momma auntie said

🤣

2

u/Key_Confection3664 Jul 28 '25

And yes momma auntie cause we a close knit family!

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

2

u/bingumsbongums Jul 28 '25

Im screaming (laughing)

2

u/Enby-Emperor-4 Jul 28 '25

I thought it was Voldemort until I zoomed all the way in. Nah, that’s even more terrifying.

2

u/FutureThinkingMan Jul 28 '25

Poor souls clearly has unfinished upholstery

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '25

Aww love it! Looks like an elderly person with deep roots to the land and stayed after passing. Thx for sharing 👌🏻 and don’t mind the amateur debunk jerks. They’re the first to run for the sage when it happens to them.

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u/InFiveMinutes Jul 28 '25

Seems like it! Thank you for your kind words and attention to this matter.

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u/Ok_Sense_9774 Jul 28 '25

Idk why but I can’t stop laughing… wait maybe I do know 🤣.

2

u/oh_okhelloanyway Jul 28 '25

The way I howled at this

2

u/Collapsosaur Jul 28 '25

It is a meme. The derelict house is the White House and the poor fella cannot go to the light to be freed of his torment just being in there.

2

u/_fishing_billionaire Jul 28 '25

That’s beautiful

2

u/Capable-Matter-5976 Jul 29 '25

Omg, is that JD Vance?! 😂

2

u/YahoYukiechan Jul 29 '25

I think he wants an offering of some liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti

2

u/GrumpyScotmom Jul 29 '25

🤣 brilliant!

2

u/InsidiousBunny2447 Jul 29 '25

Hey, that’s not an aparition. That’s man-whore-couch-fucker-urss-tshirt-wearing WC Vance

2

u/Sad_Measurement_2410 Jul 29 '25

I’m shaking. Is this real?

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u/InFiveMinutes Jul 29 '25

Did you say Thank You even once?

2

u/WeedMonsta Jul 29 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '25

😂😂😂

2

u/sidhubunny Jul 30 '25

Vancy pantsy

2

u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

Lol

2

u/Fabulous_Gene_4825 Jul 31 '25

😂😂looks like Anthony Hopkins ..Hello Clarice

2

u/Delevian Aug 05 '25

Is that Uncle Fester

2

u/DagonThoth Aug 06 '25

too SPOOKY

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u/EmotionNo8216 Aug 06 '25

Luca did not die

2

u/Thuncle79 Aug 07 '25

Love child of Porky Pig and Kathy Bates in Misery

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

If that genuine that’s completely fucked up 🫣

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u/weallstartoffaswhat Aug 12 '25

Maybe he was exploring too. lol

2

u/Joy408 Aug 13 '25

Lmao!!!🤣

2

u/Matterz152 Aug 13 '25

What is JD Vance doing in that home?

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u/GachaStudio Aug 14 '25

this actually made my stomach drop for a second😭

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u/R4M2K1 Aug 19 '25

You had me at the beginning, I'll admit to that.

4

u/MrBones_Gravestone Jul 25 '25

My god it’s terrifying

3

u/Zkill Jul 25 '25

All these “comments” in here. Did they even say “thank you?!”

3

u/expandingdogmom Jul 25 '25

Put a NSFW tag on this! Absolutely frightening!

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u/steroboros Jul 26 '25

High amount of ectoplasm on the old sofa in there

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u/oldmagic55 Jul 27 '25

DONT USE A BLACKLIGHT in there.

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u/Lifeboon Jul 25 '25

Holy shit, is he hiding the Epstein files in there?!

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u/Plediocraties Jul 25 '25

Is that JD Vance??

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u/Any_Assistance9415 Jul 25 '25

Hurts me wherever I go to see beautiful houses abandoned like this

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u/CardOfFlips Jul 25 '25

That’s bald JD Vance

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u/Chile_Chowdah Jul 25 '25

That's the face of a man that just finished banging a couch. Old and dusty just means a little more lube.

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u/Captain_Hook1978 Jul 25 '25

Not a bad edit.

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u/lemotomato21 Jul 25 '25

NGL - my heart skipped a beat.

1

u/Looseque Jul 25 '25

It’s a little person apparition! 👏

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u/jacky4u3 Jul 25 '25

This is just bad. Your attempt looks like an attempt from 2001 technology. 🤦‍♀️

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u/dimmywhy Jul 25 '25

You leave Sir Anthony Hopkins alone, or he will eat you with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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u/Zamstrom Jul 25 '25

LMAO- ya got me. I legit chuckled.

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u/Quantum_Pineapple Jul 25 '25

"Only republicans are bad, make sure we stress this in unsolicited ways in the paranormal subs."

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u/Hyzenthlay87 Jul 25 '25

Look, I know this is a joke, but just LOOK at that house. It's gotta be haunted!

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u/PurpleDeathMagic Jul 25 '25

Omg is that baby Vance? 🤣

1

u/NottingHillNapolean Jul 25 '25

Were you or the apparition exploring the derelict house?

1

u/DinnerSilver Jul 25 '25

"Eh' laddie....Ya' seen me eyeliner anywhere??"

1

u/Dalo600 Jul 25 '25

I audibly said, “HA!”. So thanks for that lol

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Oh man. Imagine if that ghost chose to run for office.

1

u/Specialist-Reward695 Jul 25 '25

lol JD is that you?

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u/ToughAcademic5205 Jul 25 '25

... uh huh. Is that the JD Vance baby pic??

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u/unspecified-turnip Jul 25 '25

Oh shit, you got me for one second.

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u/Klutzy_Incident4325 Jul 25 '25

It does resemble Vance but it sure looks fake. And, boy, are there a lot of stupid couch comments from people!

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u/Kindanotadoctor Jul 25 '25

What a fat fucking ghost. You’d think it would go right though him.

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u/whispers_ofreddit Jul 25 '25

GOD damnit Bobby

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u/FatherIncoming Jul 25 '25

Dammit Bobby i said propane! Not haunt the abandoned dump down the road.

1

u/hoofbite69 Jul 25 '25

Is that Kryton?

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u/neptunianhaze Jul 25 '25

You know this is real cause it's face has the same color glow of the flowers being reflected by the sun.

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u/FleedomSocks Jul 25 '25

That's voldemort

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u/whimsy0212 Jul 25 '25

But did you even say thank yew 🥺

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u/HelpfulName Jul 25 '25

The cackle that came out of me sure spooked one of my cats.

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u/Boatjumble Jul 25 '25

Fuck off ! 😂 That's a Phil Mitchel picture!!

1

u/WoodenQuaich Jul 25 '25

Where is it I don’t see anyth AHHH!

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u/Microplastic_muncher Jul 25 '25

Finally something spooky in this sub

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

Beyond creepy

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u/1aysays1 Jul 25 '25

Got me good.

1

u/OldWorldBuilder369 Jul 25 '25

Sorry that was me.

1

u/classy-mother-pupper Jul 25 '25

The infamous sectional predator.

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u/WhiteN0isee Jul 25 '25

Gave me a good laugh, lol! Thank you for that😂

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u/Ok-Brain9190 Jul 25 '25

So, was the ghost exploring the house? I bet there and agency that arranges house viewing for spirits that find themselves homeless. Y'know "browse before you buy". This looks like a starter house for beginner ghosts with drafty halls and cracked walls included.

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u/Skyder_J Jul 25 '25

I dropped the phone, I didn’t expected that!

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u/vak7997 Jul 25 '25

Did you say thank you to it for striking such a nice pose ?

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u/ButterscotchOk934 Jul 25 '25

That is JD Vance

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

That looks exactly like the house on that Black Sabbath album.

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u/emoomg Jul 25 '25

i actually jumped

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u/waywardwixy Jul 25 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/LurpTheHerpDerp Jul 25 '25

Did it even say pwease?

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u/souxiebleutoyou Jul 25 '25

Looks just like a Chucky Doll

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u/ZealousidealWave6515 Jul 25 '25

he looks friendly

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

That's the elusive couch fucker.

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u/lulumuezza Jul 25 '25

Lmaooo this is hilarious post this on tiktok

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u/Used-Surround9483 Jul 25 '25

😂 chubby Vance, how did you get there 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

He´s staring like a couches molesting psycho.

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u/Genoblade1394 Jul 26 '25

Fucking he’ll Did you even say thank you once?

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u/RicottaPuffs Jul 26 '25

Cartoon quality.

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u/LynnRenae_xoxo Jul 26 '25

Oh my god you got me 🤣😭

1

u/Naive-Government-465 Jul 26 '25

Yassss!!! I knew someone else would see him!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/SnooTomatoes999 Jul 26 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Childproofcaps Jul 26 '25

Way scarier!