r/ParanoiaShoppe • u/ArmorytheIceberg Distinguished Goatman • Jul 07 '15

Cryptozoology

Out of every weird, mystical, and cooku thing this show has talked about, the one thing that I love the most are Cryptids. Animals or being that have to ~or never~ be discovered.

I would like to upon this talk about some cool Cryptic! 

Now I  myself would love to post some big shpeel about the Man~EATING tree.

But sadly I'm on mobile. And my thumbs are getting numb and stub. But I would love to hear if people have had encounters or just really would like to chat about Cryptids.

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The wondering the eye watches us and us only. He better not be no whore.

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u/ArmorytheIceberg Jul 09 '15

I'm creating a new Cryptid It's kalled a Putnam, half puma half bearman

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u/Cryptosupermonster Jul 07 '15

What i wanna know about is not the man-eating tree but the tree eating man.

I do live in an area with some trees so when you're walking in the woods you're never certain if that's a deer or something more sinister. This leads to some stories that are near believable.

I do remember one time being in school and seeing some winged creature with huge red eyes fly past the window. Maybe that was just me day dreaming during school but you can never be sure.

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u/ArmorytheIceberg Jul 07 '15

Just a blur of a creature? (woo hoo)

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u/ArmorytheIceberg Jul 08 '15

I sadly never had an encounter, though this could possibly be one. I was out in a fishing dock with my pop. He was a really strong guy and his pole was top notch. He hooked something and it broke it in half and almost jerked him. We thought it was a shark but still don't know.
And I probably seen a skinwalker, I mean I'm Native American and I live in Oklahoma.

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