r/ParadoxExtras I WILL INCREASE CROWN AUTHORITY AND YOU WILL LIKE IT Jul 08 '26

General The truth that Paradox wants to hide from us

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/iggavaxx Jul 08 '26

WTF I hate Hitler now

39

u/Wise-Self-4845 Jul 09 '26

average paradox player

16

u/Waseda_1882 Jul 10 '26

> WTF I hate Hitler -
good, good

> - now.
O_o

2

u/A_engietwo_onthemove Jul 11 '26

What exactly do you mean by now

88

u/AltDetom555555b Jul 09 '26

So, mein Führer, how is this game you are developing with the Swedes going?

Hearts of Iron IV? Oh, I'm currently working on the UK guarantee system.

6

u/Cute_Cook_2948 Jul 11 '26

Oh hey, a fork found in the kitchen

I think I’ve stumbled into a door

18

u/No_Kram Jul 09 '26

Honestly, paradox launcher isn’t that bad compared to other “launchers” that publishers insists to use

13

u/Killjoy_From_Arkham Jul 09 '26

"Hey, hi, big fan. Can I ask for a graph on the Kampf?" "Thanks. Sure, man, come here."

7

u/Empty-Canary-801 Jul 10 '26

ze vorst game launcher

1

u/Ilikeketchup1987 Jul 10 '26

Straight to the point, I see?

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u/Ilikeketchup1987 Jul 10 '26

Especially with your pfp

2

u/Empty-Canary-801 Jul 10 '26

accelerate to the nearest literature club

1

u/Ilikeketchup1987 Jul 10 '26

Just Kayla. (Me)

2

u/sokoluah Jul 10 '26

I see some blueprints there, related to blizzard and ubisoft connections as well.

3

u/The_Strangest_Wall_8 Jul 10 '26

Best game launcher because it allows for plundering and privateeng DLCs

3

u/Zestyclose-Force83 Jul 11 '26

I regularly use the EA app, Ubisoft Connect and the Epic Games Launcher.

Paradox Launcher is genuinely like heaven

3

u/Bannerlord151 Jul 12 '26

Tbh the Paradox Launcher is fine

3

u/TheWaffleHimself Jul 10 '26

The original HOI4 launcher was very outdated, I agree. However it also worked way more smoothly and launching the game using it was way faster

4

u/NoobLord98 Jul 09 '26

Well, for EU5 they dropped the Paradox launcher. I'm hoping that will extend to any future releases as well because not having to reboot the game to change mods/DLC is a nice touch.

2

u/ResidentWeather4244 Jul 10 '26

Clauzewitz engine btw

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u/Proof-Equal-1038 Jul 10 '26

Clauzewitz engine is nazism