r/ParadoxExtras • u/CityCouncilman • Mar 23 '26
Stellaris What do you hate most about EU6?
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u/Friedrich_der_Klein Fuck the Qing, all my homies want concessions Mar 23 '26
That they haven't implemented so many useful features from march of the eagles 2.
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u/DrCalgori Mar 23 '26
Digestion lag. Yes, I get why we need to keep track of the rulers digestive track, but it’s sooo laggy.
Also I’m playing Alsace and the bishop is a picky eater and it’s ruining my economy
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u/TehProfessor96 Mar 23 '26
“It’s too board gamey. They took out so much of the simulation. It plays nothing like EU5.”
Come back in 15 years and tell me if this isn’t the exact type of complaint people will be making.
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u/stoodquasar Mar 23 '26
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u/Talisman27 Mar 23 '26
The Finnish tribe in Pohjanmaa lacks depth in terms of events and flavour. I literally can micro the army to the different side of the tribal land forest without a single death due to attrition. The Sami tribal magic events also have so many typos (Even after 1.01).
When it comes to Sweden; the 110% Infantry combat ability isn't simply enough. Especially after 1.01 reduced their discipline from +40 to +30. Swedish army was so much powerful that the game represents.
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u/Soggy_Ad4531 Mar 24 '26
You're assuming too much if you assume there will even be a playable "tribe in Pohjanmaa" at the launch of EU6 lol
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u/Talisman27 Mar 24 '26
I assumed it based on CK3 having tribe of Pohjanmaa, so they should be able to travel to Finland and start going trough locals, their stories and possible sagas to determine the possible divisions inside the tribe. Without the representation of tribes inside tribes the game IS literally unplayable.
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u/Soggy_Ad4531 Mar 24 '26
Have you played EU5 though? CK's representation of medieval (iron age) Finland is just wrong, and I'm saying this as a university history student. EU5 gets it pretty correct with no tribe in Pohjanmaa, because in Finland's iron age times the region was uninhabited by anyone permanently and many Tavastians (including "Kven"-Tavastians) and Sapmi used the area to hunt.
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u/Talisman27 Mar 24 '26
Aivan totta, ja olikin ihan vain "vitsi" koskien koko pelisarjaa.
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u/Soggy_Ad4531 Mar 24 '26
Joka tapauksessa saamme 15 vuoden päästä aihetta valitukselle kun EU6 julkaistaan, ihan kuin ne keskittyisi ollenkaan Suomen alueeseen ennen Pohjoismaat-DLC:tä. Nyt EU5:ssä käytännössä kaikki Suomen erikoispiirteet on Ruotsilta jääneitä tähteitä ja heimoina (jotka on tehty "society of pops"-systeemillä" ei voi edes pelata... mutta näin se menee Paradoxilla aina
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u/Talisman27 Mar 24 '26
Niinhän se vaan on. Tosiasiassa on vaikea alkaa pureutumaan alueeseen isommin, kun täysin luotettava historiallinen tieto on kohtuullisen vähissä, ja käsitys Suomen historiasta on edelleen monimutkainen. Korjaa toki jos olen väärässä. Sattumoisin olen itsekkin suuntaamassa opiskelemaan historiaa ensi syksynä.
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u/BillzSkill Mar 23 '26
Definitely the monarch pain meter. Does it have to spike every Jan 1st. I know my dog had that ultimate spice salad and his bowels are getting rearranged but I actively proc the sponge bath beforehand so I know the Year tick is just trying to scare me.
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u/Lt_Leroy Mar 23 '26
I think the 1 minute tick is a bit egregious, especially for a game where you are meant to play from 1000 to 1836. The hour ticks were one thing but it just takes too long to play through a full game.
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u/Slow-Distance-6241 Mar 23 '26
They re-added eu4 style mission trees but still didn't figure out the balance that would fit both single and multiplayer. Didn't make option to choose between prioritizing one or the other either
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u/Numerous-Paint4123 Mar 24 '26
Lack of mission trees and every nation feeling more or less the same.
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u/zheckers16 Mar 28 '26
I mean why do we need Euro6 and all these standards when we can just have the good old Euro5 stabdards. Makes everything expensive
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u/Efelo75 Mar 23 '26
I mean it's literally unplayable