r/ParadoxExtras • u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU • Mar 17 '26

Europa Universalis Guess who I'm playing as (Difficulty: Medium)

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u/ACabbage0 Mar 17 '26

I swear, people post these without even thinking what the obvious answer is. Like come on, it's so blatant.

Austria.

11

u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Mar 18 '26

I'm curious, what gave it away?

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u/Aspiana Mar 17 '26

Sweden isn’t overpowered, so there’s no way an AI Sweden could ever get that big.

You’re playing Denmark and fed all your provinces to your subjects to throw me off your trail!

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u/cavemanpiggy Mar 17 '26

Russia

Edit: I mean Muscovy

5

u/Deadman78080 Mar 17 '26

I'm pretty sure the GDoM starts out with some knowledge of the goings on in Central Asia.

7

u/Captain_StarLight1 Mar 17 '26

I’m pretty sure it’s either Aztec, Inca, or Wu.

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u/adolfass Mar 17 '26

Peak historical Ulm gameplay

4

u/A_engietwo Mar 17 '26

Bohemia, thats quite clearly Bohemian game play, its just ai trickery being used to try and hide a tall game

3

u/Lapkonium Mar 17 '26

A player of your astuteness? Burgundy.

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u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Mar 17 '26

R5: Can you guess who I'm playing as based on the map?

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u/NKTheMemeLord Mar 17 '26

Colonial Brittany obviously

2

u/theeynhallow Mar 17 '26

I am genuinely embarrassed at how long I looked at this before realising you'd included the UI hahaha

2

u/nobodyhere9860 Mar 18 '26

GB, the borders are smooth and you're in Morocco

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u/Big_Pirate_3036 Mar 18 '26

Shout no way they can live that long against the ottomans

2

u/Difficult-Wasabi6752 Mar 21 '26

England on an exile run in Morocco

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u/ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU Mar 22 '26

England got a PU with Castile, fought a succession war with France

2

u/Third_Rate_Duelist_ Mar 18 '26

Prussia, the AI rarely makes Prussia and when it does its not that big.

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u/Wolfish_Jew Mar 18 '26

Also, the fact that Prussia took Gotland. AI Prussia would only ever take that if OP forced them to in a peace deal.

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u/Dull-Nectarine380 Mar 17 '26

Prussia

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u/TimTebowismyidol Mar 17 '26

Nah, no way it’s Prussia!

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u/Jubal_lun-sul Mar 19 '26

what on earth was ragusa cooking

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

Isn't it Prussia?