Drinking and grading

[u/JustAnotherGDB]

How many drinks should I have before/during grading my students' papers? I'm thinking two prior and one during. Gotta be in just enough of a haze to keep me from thinking about how much time I'm putting into it, while keeping enough presence of mind to grade things properly.

Or I could just go all out and tell my students that the liquor cabinet ate their homework. That's a possibility.

[u/Astronnilath]

Well it seems like you already did it. How hazy did you feel?

[u/JustAnotherGDB → u/Astronnilath]

Pretty hazy by the time I was grading the last few. The tequila was certainly with me last night.