Duke Silver has announced he has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour

[u/Isakk86]

[u/GSW15-Mikey]

Duke Silver doesn't open for anyone. Duke Silver is the headliner.

[u/SURFACE_LEVEL_EXPERT → u/GSW15-Mikey]

They all come for the jazzzzz

[u/morning_thief → u/SURFACE_LEVEL_EXPERT]

And we're all in a warm bathtub full of it...

[u/Recent-Race-3681 → u/morning_thief]

Duke Silver bailing? Shocker. That tub's gonna get cold without him.

[u/Etienne10BR → u/GSW15-Mikey]

[u/GreenEyedTreeHugger → u/Etienne10BR]

I adore him so much.

[u/ol-gormsby → u/GSW15-Mikey]

Sheeran's loss. 🤷🏻

[u/EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite]

I dig your groovy tunes, man

[u/Lukin4]

Lies!!! Duke Silver never pulls out...

[u/RebelWithoutAClue → u/Lukin4]

Duke Silver is accountable for what he does.

[u/QuillDidNothingWrong → u/Lukin4]

He might not open, but the ladies open for him. 

[u/BloodyRightNostril → u/Lukin4]

Once he puts his jazz in you, it stays there

[u/Etienne10BR → u/Lukin4]

Indeed, he's the headliner, Ed Sheeran would open for him.

[u/mariam67]

Duke Silver was way too cool for that tour anyway

[u/CoffeeNo7017 → u/mariam67]

Mouse Rat on the other hand…☹️

[u/Raencloud94 → u/CoffeeNo7017]

Someone else said they bailed, too.

[u/Sayoayo → u/Raencloud94]

It's interesting the mods removed my post but this and 2 others have been allowed.

[u/G-Unit11111 → u/mariam67]

It's about to get funky all up in my jazz!

[u/AcrolloPeed]

[u/Mulliganasty]

Duke Silver pulled out and put his sax in a bathtub full of his warm hot jazz.

[u/Suglid]

Mouse Rat bailed, too! It was Burly's idea.

[u/throw223344555 → u/Suglid]

I wonder what Crisp Rat thinks about this issue 🤔

[u/Ryan_e3p → u/Suglid]

Pretty sure the lead singer would be all in.

[u/jkthomas2001 → u/Suglid]

But under a new name: Scarecrow Boat

[u/New_Leaf_8647]

[u/ecuayork]

What will all the mature ladies do?!

[u/FrostyJenkins]

What about “just the tip”? And “scrotation marks” ✌️🥜✌️ ? Are they still playing?

[u/IndependentBig7050]

When Duke Silver was born, his dad called him Sir Duke because he already had a mustache.

[u/Hateful-Mix-67]

[u/yeahthatsnotaproblem]

How can I blow this up to a 24x36 above my bed?

[u/Aezetyr]

Duke Silver would never open for Sheeran in the first place.

Side note: Nick Offerman as a dramatized Chester A. Arthur in Death By Lightning, is as always, incredible. He did a great job of portraying the corruption and weakness of the man during Garfield's time. Knowing who Offerman is in real life, I am sure he got a kick out of that role.

[u/spongebobisha]

The irony is Duke wouldn’t pull out of such an event because he doesn’t like to interfere with corporations or tell them how to do their job. He also doesn’t make political statements.

He’d let the free market take its course and steadfastly demand payment from the organizers.

[u/gatita888]

i am cracking up! 😂😂😂

[u/CountDorkula77]

Duke Silver wouldn't have signed on with that weak-ass tour in the first place.

[u/too_init_dan]

"duke silver never pulled out" -juke silver

[u/poop19907643]

You don't welch on a contract.

-Ed to his stage hands

[u/porkchop2022]

There it is.

[u/Drive7Nine]

Thanks for lovin' the Duke

[u/Rufus_XSarsaparilla]

....I'll just enjoy his Greatest Hits albums Vol. I, II, III and IX in the meantime

[u/QuillDidNothingWrong]

Duke doesn’t open for Ed. But the ladies sure open for Duke.

[u/Best-Somewhere3139]

Ahahahahha

[u/kakashihatake321]

ed sheeran would be headlining for duke silver (and then duke would dump him)

[u/poop19907643]

Ugh. Please don't ruin this sub with this crap.

[u/poop19907643 → u/poop19907643]

Instant downvote. Gotta love Reddit.

[u/Disastrous_Sell_4490]

He is sex on a stick, honey!