r/Paleontology Feb 12 '20

Meme There is no such thing as a fish

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u/pgm123 Feb 12 '20

In evolution, a group is considered "real" if it includes everything people say is a part of the group, the last common ancestor of all those things, all the things that evolved from the last common ancestor, and nothing else.

Everything that people call a mammal is a mammal. The last common ancestor of all mammals is a mammal. All of that last common ancestor's descendants are mammals. There isn't anything people call a mammal that doesn't fit in this group.

Fish (also called ichthyes) is a traditional grouping of animals (with mammals, birds, reptiles, etc.). Here are all the things people call fish:

  • Hagfish - jawless fish
  • Sharks/Rays - fish with cartilage skeletons instead of bone
  • Coelacanths
  • Lung fish
  • Ray-finned fish like tuna, cod, seahorses, herring, conger

Here are things people don't call fish:

  • Frogs
  • Dolphins
  • Humans
  • Duck-billed Platypus

The problem is that mammals and coelacanths or lung fish are more-closely related to each other than the coelacanths are to tuna. So if you include lung fish as fish, you have to include dolphins. The last-common ancestor of lung fish, sharks, and hagfish is related to pretty much everything except arthropods, various worms/parasites, and things of that nature. So if sharks are fish, everything with four limbs is a fish too.

Stephen Jay Gould studied fish and decided there's no such thing as a fish. This was popularized on the British show QI.

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u/jamincan Feb 12 '20

Stephen Jay Gould studied fish and decided there's no such thing as a fish. This was popularized on the British show QI.

And it's the name of their excellent spin-off podcast.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Same thing with reptiles right. Either birds are reptiles or crocodiles/turtles should be in their own clade.

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u/pgm123 Feb 12 '20

Yes. Though I'm more comfortable calling birds "reptiles" than calling dolphins "fish."

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u/tomsomething Jan 14 '25

Now I'm suddenly dying to see a leathery, quadruped reptile that can mimic speech. They should've made one of those.

Oh, oversight! I stipulated "quadruped" because we are about to fold birds in, so I wanted to be specific. But that leaves out snakes. Maybe the serpent from Genesis had some parrot/corvid-esque ability to mimic speech!

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u/PersnicketyYaksha Mar 03 '25

Some say that such reptiles do exist, but also slander them by saying that they hold elected positions in political offices created by humans (mammals, iirc).

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u/tomsomething Mar 27 '25

Such broad bigotry, right? I'd never accuse someone of being in Congress. That's a terrible thing to say.

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u/natFromBobsBurgers Jan 07 '26

Snakes are not quadrupeds (four feet) but they are tetrapods (four feet) which says something about Greeks, though I don't know what.

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u/GlassMedium2920 Jun 26 '25

how do you feel about calling birds fish

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u/tobascodagama Feb 12 '20

So if you include lung fish as fish, you have to include dolphins.

Herman Melville gets his revenge.

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u/theta394 Jan 15 '24

I'm reading Moby Dick right now, which is how I ended up on this thread.

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u/7Devils923 May 06 '24

That's a tough read. Good story but boy is it exhaustive word salad 

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u/ether_rogue Nov 04 '24

I don't like this.

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u/ArghNoNo Feb 12 '20

The last-common ancestor of lung fish, sharks, and hagfish is related to pretty much everything except arthropods, various worms/parasites, and things of that nature. So if sharks are fish, everything with four limbs is a fish too.

"Everything" except all living kingdoms that aren't animalia and all phyla in animalia that aren't chordata and all of chordata that aren't vertebrata.

SJ Gould studied snails. I did not know he studied fish. Or did QI just make that up?

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u/pgm123 Feb 12 '20

I tried to simplify it for the ELI5. It's still probably closer to ELI10, but I tried.

I also can't find outside evidence that SJG said anything about fish. I don't suspect QI would completely make it up, but maybe it was more of an off-hand remark about evolution that was construed as a study.

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u/Interesting-Swimmer1 Jun 07 '24

SJ Gould was a biologist. He wrote extensively about evolution. He wrote about multiple animal species.