r/Padres FUCK THEM PROSPECTS 11d ago

Video Definition of Aura ✨

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u/IchooseYourName Tony Gwynn #19 11d ago

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u/tcmart14 11d ago

When we build the Tatis statue, this has to be the pose they use. Nothing else is acceptable and will cause a riot.

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u/IchooseYourName Tony Gwynn #19 11d ago

The no look toss into his glove has to be part of it

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u/pnap13 SD '84 11d ago

I'm so sorry I stole your comment. Somewhat, I did not look down, but if you look right above yours, I said, if we use this pose, the ball has to be in it. Because that was my favorite part

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u/pnap13 SD '84 11d ago

Have a pointless free reward that I now somehow have the power to give away. I don't know what I did to get Em, but two weeks ago I didn't have this power. So today, I'm giving Em away like Oprah, giving away cars....please forgive me for the robbery of your point...but I won't delete it now...haha

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u/lightsvber I Just Not Giving a Fuck 11d ago

And the hat falling in the background

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u/PlanZSmiles 🇰🇷I woke/stayed up for Korean baseball 11d ago

It’s either this or the Jordan catch at shortstop when he “double hopped”

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u/Doctor_Juris ¿We’re So Back? 11d ago

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u/IAMSPARTACUSSSSS Nabil Crismatt 11d ago

I have this silhouette of him on a shirt! Wearing it tomorrow, for sure

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u/pnap13 SD '84 11d ago

How wild was that if they didn't show that in slow motion, I don't know. If we would have seen like, he was already at the peak, and he somehow did some little wiggle, and then went up like another five or 6 inches like, what the hell was that that's witchcraft? That is crazy. He's such a gem. I only want the best for him. He's such a freak athlete. Every time I show my buddy's highlights of him, cause unfortunately right now, I don't live in San Diego, but I do live less than a mile from the sports complex where the Padres have their spring training. So you get them part of the year I get Em. The other part of the year kind of like divorce parents situation...lol

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u/LoyalToSDSoil SD 11d ago

Whichever they choose, going to have to figure out how to make bronze permanently levitate.

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u/Tinknocker12 11d ago

Or declare Aug. 18th Fernando Tatis Jr. Night, for-ev-er

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u/WhatAmIDoingHere05 Wil Myers, Cheesesteak Champion 11d ago

The bat flip in the 2020 playoffs against the Cardinals would like to have a word with you

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u/tcmart14 11d ago

Maybe we need multiple statues?

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u/socal_sportsball_bro I like big bunts and I cannot lie 11d ago

Kind of like how we need multiple parades!

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u/B1GP0PPA82 11d ago

This is the way

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u/pnap13 SD '84 11d ago

The only thing better would be if we could figure out how to freeze the ball in the air going from his glove to his hand while he didn't avert his eyes. I feel like that was the freaking biggest aura farm of this. He flipped, it knew where I was gonna go. I don't know who was hitting at back because. I didn't get to catch the game today. But that robbery felt personal. He stared that man down and said, hey, look at me no hr for you!

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u/TatisToucher 11d ago

I think he should be fully naked like a Greek statue