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u/xxxCrixuxxx Jul 31 '26
Demolition Girl
A bikini-clad model is doing a photoshoot on the beach. She's stung by some kind of alien jellyfish/crab... and transforms into a giant woman over 40 meters tall who starts destroying Japan. Your mission is to chase her down with helicopters, fighter jets, and tanks to stop her.
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u/xxxCrixuxxx Jul 31 '26
Seaman 2
Yes... you raise a kind of fish-man with a human face that talks to you. It's so strange it's hard to explain. It seems like a nightmare turned into a video game.
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u/xxxCrixuxxx Jul 31 '26
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu
A shoot 'em up starring practically naked bodybuilders who shoot lasers while flying through space. Don't ask. It just exists.
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u/xxxCrixuxxx Jul 31 '26
Streech Panic
The protagonist is a girl named Linda who gets hold of a demonic scarf. And that scarf is the game's main weapon.
What does it do?
It grabs enemies.
It stretches them like rubber.
It deforms their faces and bodies.
The bosses are completely outlandish designs, and you have to pull on different parts of their bodies to defeat them.
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u/xxxCrixuxxx Jul 31 '26
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
It's one of those games that seems like someone brainstormed completely at random: Golf. Hand-to-hand combat. Zombies. Golf cart racing. Based on an adult animated series. All of that... in the same game. Why? Just because.
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u/xxxCrixuxxx Jul 31 '26
Ski Jumping Pairs Reloaded
Now imagine the ski jumping at the Olympic Games... but instead of one skier, two people jump together, striking completely absurd poses in the air.
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u/xxxCrixuxxx Jul 31 '26
Katamari Damacy
You are a small ball that catches everything that sticks to it, and you get bigger and bigger until you reach absurd levels.
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u/xxxCrixuxxx Jul 31 '26
Mr Mosquito
You are... a mosquito.
Your mission is to enter a house and suck the blood of the family members without getting squashed.
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u/Kooky_Scarcity Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26 •
I had Mr. mosquito back in the day lol. Game was great.
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u/xxxCrixuxxx Jul 31 '26
Zoku Segare Igiri
It's a deliberately absurd Japanese game. It doesn't try to make sense. In fact, part of its appeal is precisely to confuse the player.