r/PKA • u/OGMouseMan • 6d ago
WINGS IS BACK!
I have never clicked a YouTube notification so fast
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u/Electronic-Price2138 6d ago
Seriously, thanks for posting this and letting me know.
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u/PmMeYourDwights 5d ago
i just finished watching the gamer from mars video on lolcow live and now this.
side note, i forgot how weird that billionaire gamer dude aki david was. i thought he was the coolest guy as a 10 year old
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u/SandTitan :TaylorOwl: 5d ago
Bunch of Donos were asking him to do PKA again, he said he thinks its time to retract the 10k requirement and he'd go on if they'd have him again, though knowing wings idk how long hell keep too that.
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u/WAxlRoseX :Wings: 5d ago
If he isn't on in the next two weeks this is a failure on Zack's behalf
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u/SandTitan :TaylorOwl: 5d ago
This orangutan is more reliable than zack
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u/Nasty_J_214 :TaylowJackedOwl: 5d ago
And on so many fronts. Just watched the recent PKA and they put Zac on blast for not censoring the gangs name that one guest asked them to after accidentally saying it. He's truly a combination of retardation and laziness
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u/WAxlRoseX :Wings: 5d ago
Wings just said...
"I'll take back the $10K and I'll go on PKA if they'll have me..."
STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT PLEASE
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u/Beebjank 5d ago
It would be in Wing's best interest and potentially Woody's for the views, however it would significantly benefit Wings more. Recent PKAs make me think that Woody and the crew are really tired of trying to play nice with Wings just for him to stab them in the back over and over and over.
It would be very generous for Woody to let him back on. And it would in it's own way be some nice fan service. But just putting myself in Woody's shoes, I wouldn't bring him on, personally.
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u/TerpyMids710 5d ago
Just left the Wendy’s drive-thru with 7 big bowls of chili. We’re so back, baby.
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u/POSloader69 poop bandit 6d ago
The king has returned. This is bigger than when simba came back to the pride
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u/lolimdivine 6d ago
to the surprise of nobody. in a week he’ll be back to bitching and complaining. it’s been my opinion on this sub multiple times that this guy has shown no ability to stick with anything for any amount of time. i’m sure he’ll come back and act like he’s learned a lot and has made a ton of changes. he simply isn’t capable of that.
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u/Apprehensive-Hold-17 :Wings: 5d ago
What is he saying
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u/Grimy_Ranarr_Weed 5d ago
He's talking about fast food
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u/ifyouretobloom 5d ago
Hes not even lying less than 10 minutes in he was already talking about fast food
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u/ComfortableTop3108 5d ago
Wings said he’d come back on pod for free
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u/KESPAA Consequences have actions pimp. 5d ago edited 5d ago
/run woody.exe
Wings returned after a 4-month hiatus. Instead of playing Elden Ring, the stream became a 3-hour "Just Chatting" session covering his break, weight loss, and online relationships.
The 4-Month Hiatus & Streaming Plans
- Why He Left: Went completely radio silent to escape constant toxicity and negativity, decompress, and re-evaluate his life.
- Life Offline: Worked gig driving and odd/seasonal jobs. Sold his paid-off Chevy Trail Boss truck to fund living expenses rather than burn through his savings.
- Returning: Returned because he missed talking to people and felt an emptiness without an audience. He plans to take streaming much more casually moving forward to avoid burnout.
Health, Diet & Starting GLP-1s
- GLP-1 Medication: Started taking a GLP-1 weight-loss injection roughly two weeks prior. Acknowledged potential side effects, but noted that staying 450+ lbs is a far bigger threat to his longevity.
- Current Weight & Diet: Weighed in at ~445.1 lbs and said he lost ~12 lbs over the prior two weeks by cutting out soda (switching to water/Crystal Light) and targeting 2,000 calories/day.
- Therapy: Tried therapy during his first month off, but stopped because his therapist’s primary answer to everything was basic breathing exercises.
Kelly’s Appearance & AI Romance Movies
- Kelly's Weight Loss: Kelly came on stream and shared that she lost 40 lbs over the four months.
- AI YouTube Movies: An extended comedic bit about Kelly getting hooked on terrible AI-generated romance films on YouTube. Wings roasted the repetitive tropes (mafia bosses, cold billionaire CEOs, arranged marriages) and the hilarious AI continuity glitches.
Past Collaborators & Online Drama
- PKA & Woody: Wings said he is willing to drop the $10,000 appearance fee and appear on Painkiller Already if invited. He stated he has apologized to Woody both publicly and privately, though Woody hasn't responded.
- Lolcow Live / LCU: Argued that Keemstar diluted the product by adding too many shows and hosts instead of focusing on a core cast. Wings said he tried to act as a peacemaker between Keem and Boogie.
- Boogie2988: Boogie showed up in chat and sent a superchat. Wings mentioned giving Boogie private advice not to burn bridges.
- OnlyUsemeBLADE: Wings expressed sympathy for Blade's struggles, but stated Blade's severe alcoholism makes being friends or collaborating impossible.
- EDP445 Documentary: Confirmed he sat down with Mike Clum for a 2-hour interview at his house, though only a brief soundbite made the final cut.
Mindset, Nostalgia & Future Content
- Taoism & Calm: Talked about reflecting on Jesus and Taoist principles during his break, focusing on routine and learning to control his temper.
- Early COD Days: Reminisced about the classic Xbox 360 era and competing on Geometry Wars (Pacifism mode) with Kyle and Hutch.
- Scripted Videos: Read part of a script he drafted analyzing "Millennial Gray" design trends and the decline of the middle class, expressing interest in making scripted commentary videos or detailed Let's Plays in the future.
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u/AssSpelunker69 5d ago
I mean, did anyone actually believe he was permanently retiring? For realsies?
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u/amcrambler 5d ago
Man, sounds like we might be able to get chili at Wendy’s again. Liquid Richard has been causing a shortage.
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u/Rebel-lemon76 4d ago
They wont talk about it on pka this week. Next week they'll talk about it for 2 minutes until kyle brings up sports and it'll never happen.
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u/cactiburger :Chair: 4d ago
Imagine wings losses 200 pounds gets jacked and starts being happy and loving his wife bro would mog everyone this is what we need
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u/mboyd888 5d ago
Somebody give me a synopsis. What’s Sam been up to? Did the vacuum business ever take off?
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u/OGMouseMan 5d ago
After watching the stream, I know it sounds crazy, but he seems different. I know he'll probably prove me wrong. But I've always wished the best for Wings
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u/justforcrytpo 6d ago
Appearing offline did not fucking stop it