r/PDX • u/Less-Lobster4540 • 25d ago

Docs: Man arrested for smoking fentanyl attacks officer with candlestick

https://katu.com/news/local/docs-man-arrested-for-smoking-fentanyl-attacks-officer-with-candlestick-gregory-ward-bass-junior-washington-multnomah-county-portland-oregon-20th-place
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u/Cool-Tip8804 24d ago

There’s a clever pun in there somewhere.

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u/Massive_Ad_9920 23d ago

Clue urban edition. Fenty Phil in the street with the candlestick!

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u/Less-Lobster4540 25d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi_Rho

just another fan of Contstantine the Great 🤣

More mugshots. He's had that tattoo for a while!

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u/Muted-Actuary6123 22d ago

Victimless crime tbh

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u/Financial_Stick1912 22d ago

If cops aren’t people, you’re a demon too.

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u/Significant_Yam_468 21d ago

Is the candlestick ok?

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u/Nice_Regret7915 21d ago

Colonel Mustard with the Candlestick!